CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #34

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UPDATED: Monday, August 22, 2005 17:50
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, July 12, 2005 11:46 PM

Can't keep us from flyin'? What a good week! Lots o' funny, but the top vote getter must have been channeling Jayne his own self. Take a look!

Way to go TheRealMe! First time winner...and I think first time submission! So wowzers! Now onto this week, we have the return of Ol' Tighty himself...

Mal: AH CHA CHA CHA!

maybe some of you are too young to get that so...

Mal: We changed our...*fart!*...uhhh...*fart!*...ai ya!
Wash: Changed your diaper...good lord, did you eat ALL of Simon's birthday protein?

Alright, geniuses, let's see whacha got...

BWAH!
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SHINY

Wednesday, July 13, 2005 12:05 AM

Mal knew he shouldn't have let Simon talk him into Botox injections...

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

DARKJESTER

Wednesday, July 13, 2005 12:15 AM

Mal:*singing*
"I am the monarch of the sky,
In my ship Serenity I fly!
I'll fight the Alliance evermore,
And this is my mechanic and my pilot and my whore.
My mechanic and my pilot and my whore..."

(Gilbert and Sullivan crossover, sorta! )

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Wednesday, July 13, 2005 12:16 AM

Caption: Joss Whedon tried to do a musical episode of Firefly as the series finale, but only this one clip survives.

Mal (singing, to the tune of Buffy's "Life's a Show" song): "'Nother job, and something queers the deal, and now I start to feel, that I have lost my zeal...

And I think, if we just hit the books, not be dishonest crooks, we wouldn't get such looks.

Make the ship a bar!
Zoe will man the taps!
Wash can juggle geese!
I won't have to work
So hard
For naught!

Yeah, okay, that's lame, but it was off the top of my head. :)

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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This week: My spoiler-free Serenity review

MUTT999

Wednesday, July 13, 2005 12:16 AM

Simon(OS): "Okay, so much for line dancing..."
Jayne(OS): "Now can we get back to horseshoes?"

"That's the buffet table....."

MANWITHPEZ

Wednesday, July 13, 2005 12:24 AM

Quote:

Mal: And I said :DUDE! You're gettin' a Firefly!
Zoe: Very descriptive, sir.

OR

Though Mal was losing at charades, Wash appreciated the chance to show off his semi-muscular physique.

OR

While he was busy describing how he beat Crow in a fight to Jayne, Mal totally missed when Kaylee pinched Inara's ass.

OR

Mal: Simon, do I have anything in my teeth?

OR

(This one's a little complicated)
When the crew woke up, they found that they could no longer speak at all. Mal used hand gestures to mimic a stake to the heart, but it was wildly misinterpreted by the rest of the crew.

OR

Nathan: I'm so glad we got to make a movie where the hand gestures are better funded. I could never do this on Fox!
Joss: Shut up and do the Butthead dance!
Nathan: Yes sir!

OR

Mal: I swear to God, I'm gonna pistol whip the next person who says the word "Shenanigans!"
Wash: Hey Jayne! What's the name of that restaurant you like with the cheese sticks and all the gooffy shit on the walls?
Jayne: (OS)Uh...Shenanigans!
Zoe: (Proferring her Mare's Leg) Awwww!

OR

Captain Tightpants couldn't help but do his best Travolta whenever he heard The Bee Gees.

OR

Wash: Ai Ya! Those are some damn Tight Pants!

More to come...I love it when they come easy!!!

Just like my wife!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Disregard....

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

BECKAJO

Wednesday, July 13, 2005 1:14 AM

Quote:

Wash: 5!
Inara: 8.3!
Kaylee: 7!
Jayne (OS): And with my 4.5, Cap'n, it turns out Zoe's pants are actually tighter than yours.

OR:

Mal regrets having tried to squeeze into his Earth-That-Was Calvin Kleins.

RYCE

Wednesday, July 13, 2005 1:20 AM

Zoe: Earth!
Wash: Wind!
Kaylee: Fire!
Simon (OS): Water!
Inara: Heart!
Mal: When your powers combine, I am Caption Tightpants!

OR

Mal: OK, Zordon, we may be your new 'Power Rangers,' but I draw the line at wearing red spandex. My pants are already tight 'nuff as is!

(Second one compliments of my boyfriend, and Firefly-fan-to-be )

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

SSJ4BLACKBELT

Wednesday, July 13, 2005 2:38 AM

My caption:

"The Star Wars Episode III screening was too much on the mind of Malcolm Reynolds. So much so that he began to shout obscenities from the safety of his cargo bay towards the empty theater, in what seemed to look like a drunken stupor."

BECKAJO

Wednesday, July 13, 2005 2:45 AM

Quote:

The crew is impressed by the effects of Zoe's Stealth Wedgie.

OR:

Zoe: The first rule of battle is, never let your enemy know where you are!
Mal: Ow! Who the gorram hell goosed me?
Zoe: (looks innocent)

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