CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #33
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Sunday, July 10, 2005 13:46
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Jayne: Hehehe all Mal got was that stupid rain stick
Keep shiny!
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Jayne: This Saffron costume is incredible, Mal. I never thought I'd be so turned on by Wash in a dress.
Wash-as-Saffron: I renew my objection to this plan.
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Porn music in the background; Saffron and Jayne have adopted emotionless accents.
SAFFRON: Thanks for coming so quickly, Cable Man. I want to watch TV, but it's so hot in here - why don't you take my top off?
JAYNE (CABLE MAN): I like the way you think.
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Jayne: "How come I never get clothes this nice?"
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Jayne: I got one just like this only it's light red.
Saffon: You mean pink?
Jayne: (rolls eyes) no! Light red.
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Jayne: So this here's what's making my eyes water. Must be allergic. You'd better get rid of it.
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Jayne:"Oooooohhhhh, cashmere!"
MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."
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Quote:
Jayne: Let's go back to my cabin and I'll show you my "Rain Stick"
Saffron: Kaylee tells me that it is more of a "Rain Twig"!
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Remember what LOUIS VUITTON said: "It's in the bag!"
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Quote:
Originally posted by TCM:
[IMG]
A THX 1138/Firefly crossover:
Mal activates the mind lock to keep Jayne's hands from wandering.
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Jayne: I say Saffron gets nekkid!
Crew(OS): No!-err-YES!
or
Jayne: I say Saffron gets nekkid!
Saffron: No.
Jayne: I could get nekkid?
Saffron: Ew.
or
Jayne: I's marr(hic)married to hoo Shaff..Shafroo..SHAFRON! (hic) I's married to Shaffron now? How drunk am I?
or
Saffron: Hands off, hoe tze de pee goo!
Jayne: Or what? You'll kis--
*she knees him in the groin*
Jayne: --shuhhhh...
Wash(OS): Saw that coming.
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TCM
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