CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #33
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Sunday, July 10, 2005 13:46
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Ai ya! I am still here and so are my Tightpants!
Xie xie, to all the player/readers out there that keep me inspired to do this week in and week out!
Speaking of which, TheGreyJedi has promised to model his CT prize for us, so everyone call out to TGJ to show off his slinky dress...err shirt!
Okay, now for last weeks winner...
Congrats to StarPilotGrainger, a repeat offender! I mean winner! ;) And now for something completely the same...week 33...
Jayne: I never kiss 'em on thuhhh...
Mal(OS): I knew he let you kiss him.
Saffron: Uh, he kissed me, and it wasn't on the mouth, you hoe tze de pee goo!
Game on!
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Jayne was a fashion designer on top of being a mercenary
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Jayne was a fashion designer on top of being a mercenary
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'Trust me - I know what I'm doing!' - Sledge Hammer
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jayne: I can fix that for you, ya know.
Saffron: Word is you’re the finest seamstress this side of Earth-That-Was.
----Jayne’s chest puffs up with pride---
Mal (OS) & irritated: Jayne, don’t you have some place you need to be?
KMS
We're not obsessed, we're focused.--Gizzie
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jayne: Whassay you'n me head up to my room fer some lovin'. *buuuuuurrrrrrp*
Saffron: Ew?
- or -
Jayne shows his kinky side by seductively peeling the clothing off his tied-up love interest.
- or -
Jayne: You let her wear this?
Mal(OS): A teddy ain't exaclty appropriate ship wear.
Saffron: Pig.
- see also: -
Adam: How much for the little girl?
Nathan: What?
Adam: Your women. How much for them?
- and -
Saffron: *shudders and draws back*
Jayne: Ho-ho-ho nuwanna wannonga! (Soon you will learn to appreciate me!)
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Jayne: This here work looks familiar... Hey, did my momma knit this for you?
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JAYNE(singing):"Hooooooowwwwwwww much is this geisha in the window...i do hope this geisha's for saaaallllleeeee..."
OR
JAYNE:"Can i start getting sexed now?"
OR
JAYNE:"Didn't this used to be my purple shirt?"
OR
JAYNE:"Mal, what kindof go-se outfit did you give her?"
SAFFRON:"Speak for yourself..."
OR
JAYNE:"Can SHE be in my bunk?"
OR
JAYNE:"Can she come to my bunk?"
SAFFRON(looking down):"In your sad pathetic little dreams."
OR
JAYNE:"This looks like it was woven out of Kaylee's strawberries..."
OR
JAYNE:"What'll it take to get you out of those clothes?"
SAFFRON:"If you take off my underwear, maybe we'll talk."
OR
JAYNE:"I'D HIT IT!"
or
MAL(os):"JAYNE!What are you doing?!?!"
JAYNE:"OH!!Umm...just checking the umm......fabric cuz i....umm....wana know where she got it..."
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*PHEW*
That should do for now.....
MORE TO COME!!!!
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JAYNE:"Whoa. Good shirt."
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jayne: Seen as she's packed nice, i'll bubble wrap vera. We have a deal then Mal?
Best i could do i'm afraid,
will try again at some point
must go to work now tho, else i may get sacked
We achieved the impossible, and that makes us mighty
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Jayne (outraged): Hey, this is mine! It matches my hat! Give it back!
Or
Jayne (seductively): Wanna see my rainstick?
----Saffron shudders-----
----Mal shudders-----
----the rest of the crew shudders----
Or
Jayne: Hey, is this one of them French stitches?
Or
Jayne: Trade ya!
River (OS): He looks better in red!
KMS
We're not obsessed, we're focused.--Gizzie
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