CAPTION TIGHTPANTS! #31
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, June 27, 2005 23:07
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Quote:I, uh, I got words. This... is an auspicious day. The day Mantichorus finally won a Caption Tightpants!
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
...Long time player and first time winner this week! Take a look!
Thanks to everyone who voted for me. Now, before I turn this into an Oscar acceptence speech...
Jayne falls into Simon's trap to find out who'd been stealing his shirts.
JAYNE: "Ruttin' superglue!"
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ZOE: "Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."
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VINCENT: "I don't care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it."
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Jayne: Talk about zero body fat. Doc, you gotta eat something. You’re starting to disappear.
Simon (OS): I’m over here, you idiot! Put my shirt down!
Jayne: That explains the lack of heartbeat.
Or
Jayne: Okay, let’s see if you can do ‘I’m a little teacup.’
Wash: You make the worst shadow puppets!
Or
Jayne: That’s some fine stitching. Better than what the doc done for my shoulder. Is that a cross-stitch on the collar?
Or
Jayne manages to track the Invisible Man down, and subdues him in Simon’s room.
Or
Black Suitcase: Just take it. He’ll never know.
Crazy!Jayne: Rutting voices. Don’t look like it would even fit me.
Red Suitcase: How about a smoother. I got plenty of those. Come on….
KMS
We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.---Gizzie
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Jayne was a little less comfortable with Simon's next undercover plan, involving a night at the Roxbury on Ariel.
Yeah, okay, it was lame, I'll try to think of something better later.
Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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And for our next amazing caption-seeking image:
And the first thing Jayne did aboard Serenity was to remove all the name tags from his clothes...
Jayne: Aw hell, mom...when ya gonna stop callin' me pookie?!?!
To the Judge of Right and Wrong, With Whom fulfilment lies, Our purpose and our power belong, Our faith and sacrifice.
"Serenity comes not alone by removing the outward causes and occasions of fear, but by the discovery of inward reservoirs to draw upon."
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"I'M DOING THE LAUNDRY!!!" --The Tick
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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
JAYNE: (singing)My bags are packed, I'm ready to go...
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Chief Engineer - USS SereniTREE
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Real Fans Wait - 09/30/05
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My caption:
"Jayne's relationship with Simon's shirt, which he gave the name "Shirt", soon grew into something that worried the rest of the crew."
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With just a sewing kit and a little work, Jayne managed to transform the hat his mom sent him into a stylish dress shirt.
Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
LJ: http://www.livejournal.com/users/newnumber6 (real)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/alternaljournal (fictional, travelling through another world)
Unreachable Star: http://www.unreachablestar.net - Comics & SF News/Reviews/Opinions
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Jayne: AHH finally my slinky shirt, now all I need is those tight pants I ordered.
KAYLEE: So how come you don't care where you're going?
BOOK: 'Cause how you get there is the worthier part.
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