CAPTION TIGHTPANTS! #31

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, June 27, 2005 23:07
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, June 23, 2005 2:51 AM

Well, our Tightpants keep on growing! Perhaps we've been reading too much of the "WO GOODE BIBLE"? Right...umm...anyway back to the job at hand, err...game. Long time player and first time winner this week! Take a look!

And for our next amazing caption-seeking image:

Jayne: THIS is the new shirt Simon owes me? Ai ya.

Right, that was lame...so do much better. You know you can!

Cilantro!
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KNIBBLET

Thursday, June 23, 2005 2:55 AM

And for our next amazing caption-seeking image:

Jayne: You Fab 5 fellas are sly and know about fashion and all... but, gorammit, I ain't sure this jacket is me. Carson, ya got anything splattered with blood?

"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"

VETERAN

Thursday, June 23, 2005 2:58 AM

One of the best kept secrets on Serenity was that Jayne did all the sewing.

RYCE

Thursday, June 23, 2005 3:44 AM

The Amazing Jayne-o perfects his "rabbit-out-of-a-shirt" act

OR

Simon (OS): Jayne, why are you trying to take my shirt's pulse?

JRC

Thursday, June 23, 2005 4:12 AM

Jayne: Naw, tooooo much foofaraw

Everyone dies alone.

LISSA

Thursday, June 23, 2005 4:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Veteran:
One of the best kept secrets on Serenity was that Jayne did all the sewing.

i like that one

~lissa, spwhore

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Thursday, June 23, 2005 4:57 AM

Jayne sees the new wardrobe bought for him to attend the next fancy ball.

OR

JAYNE:*screaming like a little girl*"AHHHH!!PURPLE SHIRTS!!!I JUST LOOOVE PURPLE SHIRTS!!"

OR

JAYNE:"A plain purple collared shirt? In WASH's Laundry pile?!?!?"

OR

JAYNE:"How come Simon never wears stuff like this anymore?"

OR

JAYNE:"Looks like i found Agent McGinnis' shirt after last week's incedent....ouch."

OR

JAYNE:"What kind of shirt is this?The only type of person who would wear this is someone who broods, walks in dark alleys, and may not be a people person, methinks..."

OR

JAYNE:"This seems like more of an "evening look"."

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More to come!!!

ALSO, IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!!:

I'm actually getting an idea here. I know i have said this before, again and again, but i do have a CAPTION GAME inspired by this game(many thanks TCM for making this by the way) on my LiveJournal. Unfortunately it isn't doing well(at all) after round 2. It is on ROUND #5 until the 29th, due to lackluster amounts of posting from my friends, who i guess don't really get it or didnt really catch on.

So here's my idea:
-If it's okay(this is especially directed to TCM), i would like to move my game after Round #5 ends, to this site: Fireflyfans.net!!!!

I'm not wanting to do that to upstage CAPTION TIGHTPANTS, but i feel that it would get much better exposure here, and hey, it might be a fun thing, having 2 Caption Games going here, giving people 2 chances for ideas, and 2 chances to win.

But i'll only do this if i get an OK.

Anyways, i'll make more captions later, cause i know i'll have more ideas!

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Check out MY Caption Game (inspired by Caption Tightpants!!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
(P.S.-If you make any captions, please leave your name or codename so i dont have 10 anonymous entries....)
Time for some thrilling heroics!

KMS

Thursday, June 23, 2005 5:56 AM

Quote:

Jayne: Hey, come back here, Doc! I just want you to tell me if this is the clap or not. Damn, he’s one slippery bastard.

Or

Doctor Cobb is amazed when his patient disappears right out from under his nose. He quickly diagnoses Claude Rains Syndrome.

Or

Atomic Wedgie #4 --- Jayne can’t believe his own strength.

Or

LaundryMan strikes again!!!!

Or

Jayne discovers that his patients tend to run away when he wants to play doctor.

Or

Jayne: I’ll be in your bunk.

KMS
We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.---Gizzie

BLUEHANDTWOBYTWO

Thursday, June 23, 2005 7:44 AM

" 'do...not...starch.' Son-of-a---!"

~LarryL

KMS

Thursday, June 23, 2005 7:46 AM

Simon (OS): What are you doing in here?
Jayne: Captain says we gotta bunk together. Crew quarters are flooded.
Simon (OS): THIS must be what going mad feels like.

Or

Jayne: Damn, I don’t have any pants that will go with this.

Or

Jayne finds it relaxing to pack for his man.

Or

Jayne is upset when his ‘Stain Be Gone’ cleanser doesn’t work.
Simon is upset when his ‘Ape Be Gone’ cleanser doesn’t work.

Or

Simon (OS): Stop looking at it like it’s going to say something, Jayne. It’s just a shirt.
Jayne: Prettier than my last whore.
Simon (OS): Promise me you’ll never speak to me again.

Or

Jayne: Sure. Captain and Zoe get to go to the Advance Screening… And all I got was this lousy shirt.

Or

Fashion!Jayne: Who the hell puts white buttons on a purple shirt!!!

KMS
We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.---Gizzie

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