CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #29
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, June 13, 2005 05:07
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BOOK:"What the?!?!"
CHIPS AHOY MEN(OS):"Alright, we attack those Rice Krispie guys at dawn. That's assuming Judd Hirsch delivers the goods!"
OR
Book discovers what was rattling in the shell of the ship. coincidentally, he also found out where the smurfs had been hiding for the past 520 years.
OR
BOOK:"What do you suppose is in there?"
ZOE:"I'm not sure, but don't you think that this yellow post is a little out of place?"
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Well, here I am. And so is Caption Tightpants winner for Week #28! Our first Three Time Champion, StarPilotGrainger! Congrats on the victory, SPG! Here is your winning submission in all it's captioned glory:
and now for week 29...
Zoe: I'm telling you, Book, the captain's faith was lost in Serenity Valley, not the ship.
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Book: I think I found Waldo.
a variation:
Book: I finaly found Jimmy Hoffa.
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes
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Book: So this is the real reason Mal keeps me around.
Zoe: Yep.
Book: Amazing. I've never seen a Hell Mouth on a ship before.
It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!
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TenthCrewMember,
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I know you can pick out good shots on your own (and do) but I just wanted to suggest the scene in Ariel when Agent McGinnis is killed by the Blue Sun guys just after he spit blood out his mouth. It's just a cool looking shot and I'd love to see what people do with it (people, not me of course since I'm not creative with the words and just read CT).
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Quote:
Book: River what are you doing in there?
River: I'm not River...River is not on the ship...This is Serenity.
Zoe: Not again!
River Ship Possesser Strikes Again!
Serenity's Girl
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Book: "You sure that space herpe went in here?"
Everyone dies alone.
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Day 29 in the Big Damn House. Shepherd Book finally discovers the River cam hidden in the secret storage area..
Or...
A Labrynth /Firefly crossover:
THE WORM: 'Ello.
BOOK: Did you say... hello?
THE WORM: No, I said "'ello," but that's close enough.
BOOK: Oh... you're a worm, aren't you?
THE WORM: Yeah, that's right.
BOOK: You don't by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you?
THE WORM: Who, me? No, I'm just a worm. Say, come inside, and meet the Mrs.
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Who knew? It turns out that the light at the end of the famous proverbial tunnel actually shines from the tight pants of a smuggler-ship's second-in-command...
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Book: So… it whooshed, and a guy named Colonel Jack O’Neill came out?
Zoe: Yep.
Book: Then you shot him?
Zoe: Yeah. Buried him under the yellow pole.
Book: Oh, dear.
Or
Book and Zoe discover the entrance to the crappy town where Wash is a hero, but don’t have the heart to tell him it’s inhabited by Lilliputians.
KMS
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ --Gizzie
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