CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #29
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, June 13, 2005 05:07
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Well, here I am. And so is Caption Tightpants winner for Week #28! Our first Three Time Champion, StarPilotGrainger! Congrats on the victory, SPG! Here is your winning submission in all it's captioned glory:
and now for week 29...
Book: River, please come out.
River (in darkness): No, you bit me.
Book: I'm sorry, I was told you were made of chocolate.
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Woo for me! LEt's try and make it a two-fer!
Book: "Inside here is where we keep the plutonium for the flux capaciter. It's the only thing capable of generating the 1.21 Gigawatts required for time travel!"
Star Pilot Grainger
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Zoe: Back in the day we would deal with a situation like this with an expendable guy, a hand grenade, a flashlight and a .45… I’ll go get Jayne…
>River runs out<
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Book: So your telling me you crawled through there and you were inside John Malkovich's head?
Zoe: Yep.
Keep shiny!
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Book: "Jayne, Saffron, I can hear you from from my bunk"
Jayne: "Just keep walking preacher man."
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Book: "Look you space monkeys .. come out of there or I'll start to sing Shake Your Money Maker"
Nothing
Book: "Shake your moneymaker
Shake your moneymaker
Shake your moneymaker
Shake your moneymaker
Shake your moneymaker, and then
I got a girl lives up on the hill
I got a girl lives up on the hill
Says she gonna love me but I don’t believe she will
......."
A River sized blur runs by Book
'Trust me - I know what I'm doing!' - Sledge Hammer
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
BOOK: *Grrrrraaaaaagh*
ZOE: I don't care what you smell, get in there.
or...
BOOK: And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
or...
BOOK: Hullo there! Come here my little friend. Don't be afraid.
(extended version)
BOOK: *Checks Zoe's vitals, then brushes back his hair(hood)* Hullo there! Come here my little friend. Don't be afraid.
RIVER: *whimpers*
BOOK: Don't worry, he'll be all right.
ZOE: What happened?
Mmm, Star Wars goodness.
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Book: When did we get Jefferies Tubes?!?
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Book: "Is it really a good time for this, Mal?. I appreciate that you're having a crisis of faith in there, but there's that job to be done, and ... Inara was doing my hair."
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Book: grrrrrrr..............RAWRARARARARRRARRRARAARRAR!!!!!!!!
Zoe: (thinking)I knew implanting canine awareness traits in the preacher was a bad idea...
(speaking) Shepherd, stop that! it was just a squirrel!
or
Book: "You're sure there's something in here?"
Zoe: "Yeah, just go in there............NOW MAL!"
or, here's a good one
Book: "Come out Mr. Fox exec, we won't hurt you, I promise."
Fox Exec (in shadows): "...no...no mercy...no mercy...."
Book: "...no, no, we got mercy; we got lots and lots 'o...."
(CRACK)
"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie
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