BEST BUFFY QUOTE?

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SIGMANUNKI

Tuesday, June 7, 2005 7:12 AM

It eats you, starting with your bottom.

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"Canada being mad at you is like Mr. Rogers throwing a brick through your window." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

SHINY

Tuesday, June 7, 2005 2:52 PM

Willow (to Angel, re: Buffy): And YOU! You're going to live forever and you don't have time for a cup of coffee!?!?!!?!

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

RANDOMWORDS

Wednesday, June 8, 2005 8:57 PM

S2, Lie To Me:
Wilow: Does it really stick out?
Xander: Does what really stick out?
Willow: A sore thumb. I mean, have you ever looked at a thumb and gone 'wow, that baby is sore'
Xander: You have too many thoughts.

And from the same episode, when Angel says that none of the people know anything about vampires, how they act or even the way they dress, then a guy walks past wearing the exact same clothes as Angel.

S6, As You Were (the one where Riley comes back):

Buffy: My hat has a cow.

and

Riley: Got some big stories to tell to you. If we ever get half a second.
Buffy: Didja die?
Riley: No.
Buffy: I'm gonna win. (the little pleased look on her face is priceless)

More S2, from What's My Line Part 2, Buffy's defence of her death in front of Kendra:

Kendra: She died?
Buffy: Just a little...

S5, The Real Me is one of my favourite episodes, perhaps because it has Harmony being her airhead self for half the ep. Favourite quotes:

Buffy: How bored were you last year?
Giles: I watched Passions with Spike. Let us never speak of it.

(they're playing 'Game of Life')
Anya: Oh crap. Look at this! Now I'm burdened with a husband and several tiny pink children, more cash than I can reasonably manage...
Xander: That meand you're winning.
Anya: Really?
Xander: Yes. Cash equals good.
Anya: Ooh! I'm so pleased. Can I trade in the children for more cash?
(this may have been the root of Anya's love of money - it's all Xander's fault!)

And finally, again from S2 (some excellent stuff in that season), Ted:

Buffy: People are perfectly happy getting along, then vampires come and they run around and they kill people, they take over your whole house and make these stupid little mini pizzas, and everyone's like 'oh look, a mini pizza' but I'm telling you-!

SHINYSEVEN

Thursday, June 9, 2005 12:40 AM

I can't remember which episode, but when Xander is told that Cordelia is coming along on a Scoobie mission: "Throw in a little rectal surgery and it's my BEST DAY EVER!"

and when Spike holds Boba Fett hostage to get the Trio to build the Buffybot for him.

RANDOMWORDS

Thursday, June 9, 2005 9:47 AM

I found all the planning on how to kill the Mayor in Graduation Day Part 2 very amusing. Particularly Cordy -

Cordelia: That's it! We'll attack him with germs!
Buffy: Great. We'll corner him and you can sneeze on him.
Cordelia: No, we'll get a box with the Ebola virus and ... it doesn't even have to be real, we can just get a box that says Ebola on it and... uhm (snaps her fingers) chase him. (Oz frowns and no one else says anything) ...with the box...

Then of course the immortal Fear Itself. Many hilarious lines.

Willow: Brutus - Caesar? Betrayal, trusted friend? (with banana) Back-stabby?

Giles: Look, look! It's alive! See - how he shakes...

Willow: I'm Joan of Arc. I figured we had a lot in common, seeing as how - I was almost burned at the stake, and plus she had that close relationship with God.
Xander: And you are?
(Oz opens his jacket to reveal 'God' nametag)
Xander: Of course. I wish I’d thought of that before I put down my deposit. I could have been God.
Oz: Blasphemer.

Xander: Who's a little fear demon?
Giles: Xander, don't taunt the fear demon.
Xander: Why, can he hurt me?
Giles: No, it's just - tacky.

Xander: That's your scary costume?
Anya: Bunnies frighten me.

Giles: Oh bloody hell. The inscription!
(I love how this sounds like it's going to be something bad that they hadn't counted on)
Buffy: What's the matter?
Giles: I should have translated the Gaelic inscription under the illustration of Gachnar.
Buffy: What's it say?
Giles: 'Actual size.'

(Man, I have a lot of quotes all stored up!)
Gotta love Faith as well, escpecially when she switches with Buffy. Eliza Dushku's very good at being exactly like Buffy when she talks to Giles (Faith here is Buffy in Faith's body) -

Faith: I'm not Faith.
Giles: Really? Because the resemblance is striking.

Faith: Stop inching. You were inching!
Giles: Look, I know what you're going to say -
Faith: I'm Buffy.
Giles: All right, I didn't know what you were going to say, but that doesn't make you any less crazy.

Faith: I don't have time for bondage fun.

Faith: Ask me a question, ask me anything.
Giles: Who's president?
Faith: we're checking for Buffy, not a concussion.

Faith: You have a girlfriend named Olivia, and you haven't had a job since we blew up the school, which is valid, life-style wise, it's not like you're a slacker type, but - Oh, oh! When I had psychic power I heard my mom think that you were like a stevedore during sex. What? Do you want me to continue?
Giles: Actually I beg you to stop.
Faith: What's a stevedore?

Too many quotes not enough time.

ALIASWEDONTNEEDNOSTININALIAS

Saturday, June 11, 2005 1:16 AM

From "The Yoko Factor"

Willow: Look, I'm not the one being judgmental here. I'll leave that territory to you and Buffy.

Buffy: Judgmental? If I was anymore open-minded about the choices you two make my whole brain would fall out!

CHRISISALL

Saturday, June 11, 2005 1:31 AM

From S1:
Is this outfit dated?
Carbon dated.

It floored me Chrisisall

KATYDID

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 11:59 PM

I think my favorite randomness was:

Yes! And then I'm going to marry Bob Dole and raise penquins in Gaum!- Buffy

I am not a human being having a spiritual experience,
I am a spiritual being having a human experience.

BATMARLOWE

Thursday, June 30, 2005 5:24 PM

From "Smashed"

Buffy (to Amy): How've you been?
Amy: Rat. You?
Buffy: Dead.
Amy: Oh.

Maybe not the best, but it's up there.

DAELUS

Friday, July 8, 2005 9:07 PM

Xander: "Hey, look everyone! Giles has a television! He's shallow, like us!"

Spike: "Who you gonna call?... God, that phrase is never going to be useable again, is it?"

Spike: "Randy Giles? Why not just call me horny Giles, or desperate for a shag Giles? I knew there was a reason I hated you."

"My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."

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