The Tree-Clubhouse Gang are (almost) grounded

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CHRISTHECYNIC

Thursday, June 2, 2005 9:37 PM

The bad things are TooLeiNaMin, but I'm not sure how to tell. Mostly I've been hitting things that look like what other people were hitting, were trying to hurt me (that was a mistake once) or were trying to hurt people I like.

*Hits something with a rock*

See, that was a bad something. Know how I can tell? It was trying to hurt you.

*Looks around*

Crap ... Where is TWG?

INNOCENCEMAINTAINED

Thursday, June 2, 2005 9:44 PM

Ohhh okay, I think I've got it now.

*clobbers a bad thing with a rock, it sputters and dies*

Ew, gross. Isn't there an easier way to do this? Why don't we have any guns? I mean, I know people like me shouldn't carry harmful objects, but this has to be an exception.

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"Sometimes the only sane response to an insane world is insanity." - Fox Mulder

CHRISTHECYNIC

Thursday, June 2, 2005 9:57 PM

They didn't have any guns when I got here and I didn't bring any. Speaking of them,

*Looks around again*

Where the Hell are you guys?

CALLMESERENITY

Thursday, June 2, 2005 10:42 PM

*Serenity, flying above everything, seeing a strange person approach Chris. She flies over to have a look*

Hi, everything okay here?

*an EI jumps out at her, she hits it with a rock. It falls down. Then, introductions are made.*

Hi Innocence, I'm Serenity. If you read further up the thread, you might get a slightly better idea of what's going on. Slightly.

But right now, Chris, you need to catch up with TWG. She went that way, towards that shack type structure. *points* Can you handle TWG and Innocence, or should I bring her back to the ship with me? (aside: she seems a little disoriented). And, we're working on the guns.

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

RAT

Thursday, June 2, 2005 11:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by christhecynic:
They didn't have any guns when I got here and I didn't bring any.

There's an arms locker around here somewhere, it houses SPAM guns which project blobs of super charged SPAM, these SPAM guns have been the weapon of choice for much of the crew over the past several threads.

Ratboy - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.

CALLMESERENITY

Thursday, June 2, 2005 11:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:
Originally posted by christhecynic:
They didn't have any guns when I got here and I didn't bring any.

There's an arms locker around here somewhere, it houses SPAM guns which project blobs of super charged SPAM, these SPAM guns have been the weapon of choice for much of the crew over the past several threads.

Ratboy - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.

Yes, Rat, but we found out that the EIs like SPAM, but hate pepsimilk so TWG gave Jake7 her key to her secret pepsimilk stash so Jake7 could reconfigure out SPAM guns into Pepsimilk guns. She's still working on that (I hope she finishes soon.)

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

CHRISTHECYNIC

Thursday, June 2, 2005 11:18 PM

I can handle Innocence, thanks for telling me which way TWG went.

*Runs after TWG, rock in hand, making sure Innocence is following*

THEGREYJEDI

Thursday, June 2, 2005 11:42 PM

*The ground beneath the main body of the EI footsoldiers begins to shake violently before splitting apart, devouring the enemy hungrily with fire and brimstone. A shadow flies out of the closing maw and streaks towards the SereniTREE. It streaks across the sky and passes through walls as though they were air before colliding with TGJ's body in the infirmary. The smell of smoke and brimstone permeates the air as Grey's eyes shoot open. Wordless he leaps from the stretcher and runs at top speed to the nearest hatch, leaping from the roof of the hovering SereniTREE. In mid-freefall a tear in Space-Time produces a large mechanical hand, flames and the smell of Hell follow as a charred and Darker Aegis claws it's way back into Existence. From his belt TGJ produces slender cylinder, about 9 inches long, with rubber grips, a few buttons. A slow red blade appears as he ignites his lightsaber and proceeds to battle with the now fully sentient and evil Dark Aegis above and in the midst of the battle. Impossibly, Grey stay attached to his former creation as it tries to shake off its former master. Minutes of excellently rendered CGI battle later, Grey is tossed up and away from Dark Aegis. Grey, thanks to his excellent, almost supernatural (almost), control of his center of gravity, twists and turns in mid-air and begins plummeting towards Dark Aegis as it charges MaRTHA, aiming for the SereniTREE. A sudden gust of wind, exhaled from the Daemon-tainted generators of the twisted and mutated MaRTHA blow Grey back and up. All seems lost as he plummets to the earth below. Mere yards before connecting with the ground below, charcoal wings tear forth from beneath his jump suit, propelling him with minor chords and dark chants towards the nearly fully charged Dark Aegis. With unholy speed and power Grey's lightsaber collides with the Chaos-tainted monstrosity of machine and spirit that had become Dark Aegis. No sound was heard as the brilliant white light enveloped what was the area surrounding Dark Aegis for a mile in all directions. As the light slowly fades out, Grey can be seen standing in the wind, his wings unfurled but slowly fading away like black smoke in the winds, his lightsaber still lit. Where there had once been enemies unumbered, there was only silence.*

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CHRISTHECYNIC

Thursday, June 2, 2005 11:55 PM

Well that was overly dramatic. If our foes are vanquished what do we do now?

*Finally catches up with TWG*

You missed one.

*Hits a bad thing that was trying to bypass the fact that TWG didn’t believe in it over the head with a rock*

THATWEIRDGIRL

Friday, June 3, 2005 12:10 AM

*twg blissfully strides onto the back porch*

Ah. It’s mostly as I remember it.

*twg hears movement, she spins..*

What? How did you guys get here? Well, now that you’re here, you can enjoy the clubhouse Old-School style.

*twg plops into a hammock, twirls, falls out to the ground*

Hehe. Just like old times.

*she tries once more, settling into a comfy sway*

Okay, now someone bring me a margarita and have the band play something rockin’.

*twg wonders when these guys are going to get into their proper skimpy clothing required for bringing margaritas and playing in a band.*

Relax...that's an order from your Jack o'Staves.

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