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The Tree-Clubhouse Gang are (almost) grounded

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 6:41 AM

*Looks at all who are looking at camera*
Where did the camera come from?

*Thinks for a moment*

Should I have any idea what's going on?

*Thinks for a moment longer*

Is the clueless newbie routine getting old?

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 9:31 AM

Right, better get back to my medical work. First up, SoulofSerenity, you should be recovered from your head wound any time now so feel free to get up and stretch your legs.

Next, that's a nasty gash you've got on your head there Serenity. Hold on, I'll just apply a bandage and some iodine.

What? Okay, nanogenes are all very fancy and fix you up like magic but you don't want to know what happens when they go wrong.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by christhecynic:
I'm going to hazard a yes, though I don't actually know what war you're talking of.

Um, I think it's still continuing... We're waiting to get the engine up and running, and we're avoiding sky attacks.

Hi. I'm PsychicRiver. Welcome aboard.

*PR turns and slowly stalks away. He enters the cargo bay, and slowly stalks around the top balcony.*

*He occasionally sees Serenity flying by, bow and arrow in hand*



PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 1:06 PM

Simon-ouch! Iodine stings! But thanks for the patch-up Doc!

Chris-let me explain! No wait, there isn't time, let me sum up. (couldn't help myself, sorry.)

Okay, we've been flying around in our space ship Sereni-Tree for about a year (I only got on board a few weeks ago, so I don't know all the details.) Many adventures insued. It was decided that we should head back to earth-that-still-is and our original clubhouse. When we got here, we found that earth-that-still-is is in the middle of a huge war and is about to become earth-that-isn't. We are currently being attacked by evil TooLeiNaMin (who are apparently worse that Reavers, if you can beleive it) who want us and our ship because we are all highly intelligent beings (okay, that plot line is a little far fetched, I know, but just go with the flow.) While a few of us (*ahem-slackers in jacuzzi-ahem*) are trying to keep the invaders at bay, some of them have dismantled our engine. We are, for the time being, grounded. Emma has come up with another crazy plan (she hasn't been here that long, either, but she is full of the crazy plans, she is.) that may save us all. So in the mean time, like Montana said, go with the flow, and don't get dead. (We have rules against dying.)

So, does that help, Chris?

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 2:12 PM

Quote:

*He occasionally sees Serenity flying by, bow and arrow in hand*


They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself.



"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 3:27 PM

Hi, Malicious!

What a thread! Sorry to go off the track, but wasn't Gunhand's birthday yesturday? Gunhand who??

And how was your 1/2 birthday??

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 4:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Quote:

*He occasionally sees Serenity flying by, bow and arrow in hand*


They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself.



"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

*Laughs and continues stalking around the rails*

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 4:40 PM

*Serenity fires the last arrow, hitting an evil TooLeiNaMin square in it's evil chest*

Ha ha! I'm getting better at this.
Oops, out of arrows.

*she spies a fresh troop of the EIs approaching*

Hmm...what to do now?

*she flies up to the balcony and joins PR*

I'm out of arrows, PR, got any good ideas?

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 5:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
*she flies up to the balcony and joins PR*

I'm out of arrows, PR, got any good ideas?

Uhh....

*Looks around...sees yet more half crushed tiramisu on the floor*

Tiramisu airstrike? It doesn't seem to kill them but they don't much appreciate it...

OH! I've got an idea. *PR rushes down the railing and through the door. A few moments later, he comes through the door on the lower level of the cargo bay, and Serenity swoops down. PR is carrying the mop.*

*He takes it over to the door, where the El are approaching. He flicks the switch, and throws the mop down into the thick of it. The mop starts moving around all over the place, and slapping the el in the head!*

That ought to put the cat amongst the pigeons!

Or....at least keep them busy while we think of something else to fight them with?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 5:32 PM

GREAT idea with the mop, PR! That is High-larious.

Oh, I've got an idea!
Chris hit me in the head with a rock. There are lots of rocks lying around here. Can you swoop some up to the balcony and we can throw them at them? They won't like that too much, I bet, especially if we hit them in the head! It hurts, I should know.



"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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