The Tree-Clubhouse Gang are (almost) grounded

POSTED BY: cozen
UPDATED: Monday, June 6, 2005 16:30
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PSYCHICRIVER

Thursday, June 2, 2005 5:44 PM

I like the way you think, Serenity.

*PR looks down at the ground outside, and focuses. Some of the rocks shake on the ground first before lifting up and zooming toward PR and Serenity. They stop dead and float for a minute in front of them, them drop at their feet.*

Rock on.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

JAKE7

Thursday, June 2, 2005 5:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Cozen:
*Cozen stolls up to the Evil Creature that is waving Jake7 about like a rag doll.*

Say, Evil Interloper -- can I call you EI? -- brought ya something.

*Hands EI a large glass of pepsimilk.*

*EI drops Jake7, accepts glass. Has a goodly sniff of contents.*

*EI drops like a stone, writhing about and spewing greenish foam from its mouth.*

*EI passes out.*

There ya go, J7. Not so good with the killing things my ownself, guess somebody elso can take care of that.

Need a lift to the jacuzzi? Or the infirmary?

*jake7 lands with a hard thud*
Ow!

*jake7 stands up and rubs her sore behind.*

Thanks for the rescue, Cozen!

Oh! And if you can hear me, you, too, PR!!

I think I can get to the infirmary for some Tiger Balm on my own.

*jake7 starts to hobble toward the infirmary when she suddenly gets an idea*

Hey! The pepsimilk incapacitated this EI, perhaps we should get more and feed it to the rest of them!! (or do we just have to have them smell it? I'm not quite clear on what happened, I did get a pretty good jolt when I landed...)

Think we have any more stashed away in the Treehouse?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

EMMA

Thursday, June 2, 2005 5:59 PM

*Meanwhile on Emma's spherical ship with no name Jet, Needelseye and Emma are having a panic*

Ok you two, we need to stop the SOS, we can't have even more of these monsters turning up, there is already a war on without them having a big old reunion as well!

*Emma moves some marshmallows to get to a pretty pink panel, behind which are a bunch of multi-coloured wires. Doing some jiggery-pokery she manages to re-route the energy from her frozen cargo-hold and boost it to Sereni-Trees comms system*

Er... hello... sorry to bother you

*A weird squeaky voice cuts in across the Sereni-Tree*

We have a bit of a problem, are there any hyperspace communication experts on board? If so could you pop to the sphere for a bit - we are in trouble - HEEEEELPPPP

*Switches of comms link and speaks to Jet and Needleseye*

Do you want to add anything? I'm just going to sit in this corner and wibble for a bit

*Sits in corner and wibbles*

extremely dimensionally transcendental

CALLMESERENITY

Thursday, June 2, 2005 6:00 PM

jake7-idea!!

Do you think we could reconfigure our spam guns to shoot pepsimilk instead? Then we can just hose the EIs down!

What do you think?

*Serenity picks up a rock at her feet, swoops over her enemies and throws one at a particularly menacing EI. She hits him *smack* in the head and he falls.*

I like this game!

*she grabs another rock.*

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

MALICIOUS

Thursday, June 2, 2005 7:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Hi, Malicious!

What a thread! Sorry to go off the track, but wasn't Gunhand's birthday yesturday? Gunhand who??

And how was your 1/2 birthday??

My half-birthday was most excellent!

Yes, Gunhand's was yesterday. I feel certain it was celebrated in PA with lots of booze.

Mal-licious

"Let's go be bad guys."

CHRISTHECYNIC

Thursday, June 2, 2005 8:09 PM

Serenity, sorry I fell asleep in the jacuzzi, but that does help. Also I’m glad that you figured to hit them with rocks on your own. Just remember the great movie:

Vizzini: Finish him. Finish him, your way.
Fezzik: Oh good, my way. Thank you Vizzini... which one's my way?
Vizzini: Pick up one of those rocks, get behind a boulder, in a few minutes the man in black will come running around the bend, the minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock.
Fezzik: My way's not very sportsman-like.

Too bad about the sportsmanlike bit though.

*Rises from the jacuzzi and picks up a rock*

How can I help?

THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, June 2, 2005 8:11 PM

*twg knows what must be done to return the Clubhouse to ‘normalcy’*

Okay. Sigh. I’ll let you have my stash of PepsiMilk. Mind you, this is the good stuff, the stuff that TRM has to go to another dimension to find…here’s the key. Go to the common room and head towards the bar, ‘cept don’t go all the way over to the bar. There is an afghan on the floor, it simply looks misplaced, but it is not, it hides the dial. Under the afghan, turn the dial anticlockwise until a miniature Tigger pops up next to it. Push the Tigger down and the large leather couch will slide back to reveal a steel door. This key fits the lock.

There should be around 85 coffins left. Plenty for battle.

*nibbling on her lip*

I’ll just have to make my own PepsiMilk to drink.

*twg looks outside at the once magnificent-pleasure-filled clubhouse…days of doing nothing but swaying in hammocks and sipping margaritas…being waited on by scantily clad minions…looking up Gunhand’s kilt while he worked on the roof….the wonderful sauna…*

I’m going back.

It’ll be okay. They think we’ve abandoned it so they should completely ignore the clubhouse. I need to relax by the pool. Outside. The ship is nice an all, but sometimes the old stuff is what you need.

*twg grabs her towel and walks out of the Serenitree.*

If I don’t believe in them, they don’t exist…things that don’t exist can’t hurt me. I’ll juts live in a world without the Tourywhatchmacallits.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

CALLMESERENITY

Thursday, June 2, 2005 8:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by christhecynic:
Serenity, sorry I fell asleep in the jacuzzi, but that does help. Also I’m glad that you figured to hit them with rocks on your own. Just remember the great movie:

Vizzini: Finish him. Finish him, your way.
Fezzik: Oh good, my way. Thank you Vizzini... which one's my way?
Vizzini: Pick up one of those rocks, get behind a boulder, in a few minutes the man in black will come running around the bend, the minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock.
Fezzik: My way's not very sportsman-like.

Too bad about the sportsmanlike bit though.

*Rises from the jacuzzi and picks up a rock*

How can I help?

One cannot be sportmanlike with EIs. The only sport they play is "How Many People Can I Kill in a Minute?" Not a fun game for the rest of us.

If you really want to help, why don't you follow behind TWG as she FOOLISHLY makes her way back to the clubhouse and watch her back.

But why don't you wait a minute until Jake7 can rig up a pepsimilk gun and you can take it with you? (How's it coming Jake7? The more of these guys I hit, the more seem to appear!

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

CHRISTHECYNIC

Thursday, June 2, 2005 8:45 PM

I can not abide Pepsi, I shall go with just the rocks that earth-that-might-not-be-for-long provides me.

*Picks up another rock and hurries out after TWG. Quickly he attacks an EI about to kill her, and puts one of the rocks to good use*

*Looks at the rock*

Defending people is icky.

*Picks up a clean rock*

PSYCHICRIVER

Thursday, June 2, 2005 8:48 PM

*Telekinetically continues to lob rocks with Serenity.*

*Sees TWG wandering off outside.*

What the...

Serenity? Can you hold down the fort?

*Flies up more rocks, and pulls a small hip flask from his belt and hands it to Serenity.*

Here, take this. It's Pepsimilk, it'll protect you... just incase.

*Punches the ships comm button* We need support down here in the cargo bay please!

*PR uses his telekinetic powers to fly. He rises and swoops down out of the door and lands next to TWG and CTC, and walks alongside them.*

What are you doing!?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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