Washisms - Collating Data

POSTED BY: Stillshiny
UPDATED: Sunday, June 5, 2005 05:25
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STILLSHINY

Wednesday, June 1, 2005 3:16 PM

Ok, the time has come. I'm ready to tackle the Washisms shirt. As always these shirts are made for the fans so it's up to the fans what "Washisms" do you want on there? These are a few ideas I have, I know they are not the direct quotes yet. I'll do that research later. My goal is to fit between 15 & 20 "Washisms" on the shirt. I'll post the front of the shirt tonight.

the dino's speech

i'm a semi muscular man

fry cook oppourtunity

who's flying this thing

blow a new crater in this moon

if ya don't know what the "-isms" shirts are here the links to a few. Thw Washisms will be very similar in style to the Kayleeisms. Logo on front & "-isms" list on the back.

Jayneisms
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/gallery/browse_results.asp
?cid=238187680745956238&general%5Fcategory%5Fid=196663323351566735

Riverisms
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/gallery/browse_results.asp
?cid=238187680745956238&general%5Fcategory%5Fid=196869861128234927

Kayleeisms
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/product/product.asp?cid=23
8187680745956238&general%5Fcategory%5Fid=196165785018216747&caching=on&product%5Fid=235705359825066583&index=1

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MANWITHPEZ

Wednesday, June 1, 2005 3:21 PM

Most of the interrogation scene in Bushwhacked...especially the "Where her legs meet her back" part...

"What this marriage needs is one less husband!" I don't know why, but there is a vastly serious side to Wash that comes up when he, or those he cares about are hurt...and I think its a great balance in the character.

"I could always say I was flying on accident" I'm not sure how that one goes, but something like that...I like that one.

"How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just curious." And the quote about River "Congress/With the Beast" leading up to this one is great too!!!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

EST120

Wednesday, June 1, 2005 3:33 PM

please do not forget:

we have to go to the crappy town where i'm a hero.

were i unwed i would take you in a manly fashion.

STEVETHEPIRATE

Wednesday, June 1, 2005 3:40 PM

We promise not to stop for beers with the fellas!

Mmm. Wife soup.

Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?

I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not married, somebody not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinky.

Okay, everybody not talking about sex, in here. Everyone else, out there.

You want a slinky dress, I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?

Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower. Somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross.

We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!

Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.

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There they are - if I was makin' the shirt.

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"MY APOCALYPTIC TENOR HAS NOT BEEN DISPELLED!" - T-Rex ( www.qwantz.com)

PSYCHICRIVER

Wednesday, June 1, 2005 3:42 PM

Hey!

We can't forget the "Some people juggle geese!"

And maybe, from HOG "Come on, we all know I'm the funny one."

And this one might have been said "I can be terse. Once in flightschool, I was laconic."

Oh, and the interrogation scene, maybe the extended one from the gag reel, with the hilarious... "When I met Zoe, I had a rash. There is no place on that woman I wouldn't put my tongue. I wasn't in to hairy woman before I met Zoe, but she turned me around on that."

And maybe his poem for Zoe's funeral?

BTW, these t-shirts are great. My Kayleeisms, Jayneisms and Riverisms ones arrived yesterday, there fantastic!! Im wearing Riverisms right now. Thanks StillShiny!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

STILLSHINY

Wednesday, June 1, 2005 4:33 PM

Dude, the thought that a fan like PsychicRiver who has met & been that close to Summer has one of my shirts just thrills me to no end. I've thought about even sending one to each of the respective heroes, but I can't ever get to anyplace to meet em.

Well, you all have given some great ideas. I want to pay respects to the interrogation & torture scene but still keep my "family friendly" products. I'm sure I'll find a way. I could always make a second one a bit more "edgy" as a custom.

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"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn." --Joss

JADEHAND

Wednesday, June 1, 2005 4:41 PM

Maybe it's a little too unlike Wash, but I always liked: "Bastards' not gonna get days."
also like the one from the arguement on the bridge with Mal in Out of Gas which I don't recall exactly here but,: "Because high school pranks are fun when you're about to die!."

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CAPTAINNAPALM

Wednesday, June 1, 2005 5:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Stillshiny:
Well, you all have given some great ideas. I want to pay respects to the interrogation & torture scene but still keep my "family friendly" products. I'm sure I'll find a way. I could always make a second one a bit more "edgy" as a custom.

You could lessen the "family-friendly" impact by breaking the quote up some. Put "Definitely have to
say it was the legs" then put some other quotes, then "And where they meet" then some more quotes followed by "That whole area" then some more quotes followed by "And the part above it" (or however the lines actually go). With the lines split up they're not quite as explicit, but the people "in the know" will still get it. And the disconectedness of the quotes will get people to ask - and open up opportunities to talk about the show.

Captain Napalm

PSYCHICRIVER

Wednesday, June 1, 2005 5:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Stillshiny:
Dude, the thought that a fan like PsychicRiver who has met & been that close to Summer has one of my shirts just thrills me to no end.

Try the thought of me wearing them in ciculation at the next con, in November! And I plan to wear them for some of my photos with the BDH's, too!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

STILLSHINY

Wednesday, June 1, 2005 5:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
Quote:
Originally posted by Stillshiny:
Dude, the thought that a fan like PsychicRiver who has met & been that close to Summer has one of my shirts just thrills me to no end.
Try the thought of me wearing them in ciculation at the next con, in November! And I plan to wear them for some of my photos with the BDH's, too!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

Ok I need to figure out how to get some to you, so you can deliver them to the BDH's for me. BTW which con in Nov?

Check out my shop! Firefly & LOST products.
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/gallery/browse_results.asp
?cid=238187680745956238

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn." --Joss

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