The S.S. SereniTree's Homecoming
POSTED BY: thatweirdgirl
UPDATED: Wednesday, June 1, 2005 23:44
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Originally posted by lissa:
ath, you are the perfect man.
Would you be so kind as to tell every woman in the Fredericksburg area that?
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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* TheRealMe is made somewhat uncomfortable by the meteor troll’s attentions, but tries not to let on. *
Oh, Emma, thank you for the idea of melding your ship’s engines with those of the Sereni-Tree. That should at least get us mobile until more permanent repairs can be made. Jet, Needleseye, could you coordinate with Emma, please? Feel free to use Sparky or the Ebo Golem to help.
I can just imagine all the hoses and cables that we’ll have to wind through airlocks and down stairways to accomplish this!
As for giving up on Earth-that-still-is? Sorry, I don’t want to do that, especially since we still have resources that haven’t even been tapped, yet!
* TheRealMe pulls a control device from a pocket, and starts inputting instructions into it. In orbit high above, 36 satellites come to life. *
See, some five or six months ago, Mal-licious complained about the cold, so I built her a network of orbital weather control lasers.
* TheRealMe enters a few more instructions. High above, 36 satellites change their orientations and begin to power themselves up. *
Their combined destructive potential is, in fact, substantial!
* TheRealMe presses a little red button on his control device. Soon after, the threatening orbital bombardment of strange pink explosions stop. *
There! Now BOTH sides need to make repairs. That should buy us a little time.
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)
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Jazaf: thank you, sir, for saving our lives. Totally in the spirit of things around here. Think maybe there's a not-so-blushy bride on board with whom ya might want to compare blades and katana techniques.
And TWG, that maiden princess vibe you have, what with all the menfolk wanting to protect your honour, flatters... um, flatters their honour!
Here, climb onto my shoulders... yeah, like so. I'll give ya a ride to the jacuzzi, unless you wanna go somewhere else. Hopefully, there won't be too much in the way of head smackin' in doorways and such.
*TWG climbs down at chocky-jacuzzi, remarkably unscathed.* Frees up cozen to give Mai a perhaps-somewhat-longer-than-necessary tender hug.*
*Sets down bottle o'magic booze. Politely asks Molly to perch elsewhere for a moment.*
*Tosses Mai into chocolate filled jacuzzi.*
*Attempts conducting yetis into playing a kazoo version of the vocals behind the opening shot in "Heart Of Gold".*
I love that intro. Just sayin.
***
There a war on?
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3) In the course of your kidnapping, do not take over critical ship areas, like the Bridge, Main Engineering, or the Captain's nest under the pool table.
TRM-can we add my greenhouse to the list of critical places Cozen needs to avoid? He broke in somehow last time (though I don't know how he got past the impenetrable lock, even I can't get in!!) and made a mess!
"He looked bigger when I couldn't see him."
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Jazaf, you're welcome to join us on Sereni-Tree, if you've got nothing better to do. There's plenty of room and we could always use another fighter.
*Serenity and Jazaf head back towards the ship. Jazaf kindly takes out an invaders that try to attack them on the way back.
Serenity climbs back aboard and what does she see? Ath, sitting in the choco-jacuzzi with nearly every female member of the crew.*
Figures, Ath. There's a war on, and you're in the jacuzzi.
*She swings Soul's bow back over her shoulder (she's been carrying it around since she picked it up when he was hit) and heads back outside.*
Well, I am going back outside to see what I can do to help.
"He looked bigger when I couldn't see him."
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Cozen, I'm afraid that Bride1, who did have a rather impressive katana, was a casualty in the Escaped FemaleReaver plotline.
But there ARE six other Brides still aboard. None of them use a blade, though perhaps Bride2 would be willing to give it a try.
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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
TRM-can we add my greenhouse to the list of critical places Cozen needs to avoid? He broke in somehow last time (though I don't know how he got past the impenetrable lock, even I can't get in!!) and made a mess!
Well, we have to allow Cozen to get into SOME trouble, or else he'll just turn into an omnipotent star cluster again....
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*emerges from blue box carrying a handful of equipment*
Right, it seems that Earth-that-is is not exactly friendly so I've come up with a temporary solution.
*wanders around the ship, attaching beacons to the outerhull*
This is a primitive chameleon circuit, designed to allow any ship to blend into the local environment. All I have to do is hook it up to the main power source and from the outside, the ship will look innocuous whereas the inside will remain as normal.
So, here we go...
*activates the device*
Ah. It appears that the most incongruous shape for us is... a treehouse. Hmm.
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
TRM-can we add my greenhouse to the list of critical places Cozen needs to avoid? He broke in somehow last time (though I don't know how he got past the impenetrable lock, even I can't get in!!) and made a mess!
Well, we have to allow Cozen to get into SOME trouble, or else he'll just turn into an omnipotent star cluster again....
yes, I understand that (and support it, it makes for a good read) but can't he get into trouble in places that don't involve our food supply? Especially since there don't seem to be any functioning grocery stores anywhere nearby.
And that reminds me-
RAT-I still need a key!!
"What's the use of having a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau
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Originally posted by THEREALME:
Jet, Needleseye, could you coordinate with Emma, please?
Er, Jet, Needleseye nice to meet you. We need to get to my ship without being killed, kidnapped or sent to the nth dimenion. I'm not entirely sure that this is possible on this ship but with you two strong folks I am sure we can manage it.
*Walk to the ship, Emma nips in and out of places trying to hide and look inconspicuous - she looks very stupid*
Hey, that is the chocolate fountain and someone is draining the chocolate away into a pipe! How am I going to sell it now?
*Takes a packet of bubble powder out of her pocket and liberally sprinkles it in the fountain so that the chocolate starts fizzing like champagne*
Lets see what they make of that
*Jet, Needleseye and Emma reach the ship. Jet and Needleseye look thoroughly bored until they get inside the ship which is somewhat similar to a TARDIS, only prettier and full of nice things to eat*
Help yourself and have fun exploring but whatever you do don't touch the purple button!
*Emma sets to work on the engine adjustments with the occasional expert help from J&N when they can drag themseleves away from the food that is*
extremely dimensionally transcendental
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