The S.S. SereniTree's Homecoming
POSTED BY: thatweirdgirl
UPDATED: Wednesday, June 1, 2005 23:44
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*PR feels a breeze as the (very attractive) River clone blows past him and outside. PR quickly lifts Soul and takes him to the infirmary and places him next to TGJ.*
*PR then goes back down and stands at the edge of the open airlock, telekinetically launching tiramisuc at the enemy as Sereni-Tree wobbles along very much like a drunken chicken.*
*A piece of tiramisu slaps PR on the face. He licks his lip.*
I like this war.
Tastes good.
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue." 
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."
Me - 
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Soul called me an angel! Of course, he was all semi-conscious and probably concussed, but still..
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*River-clone turns to CallMeSerenity, frowning: *
Human beings are bi-laterally symmetrical bipeds. No wings allowed.
Who said I was human?
PR-thanks for getting Soul. I hope he's going to be okay!
*Serenity, who's feeling a bit seasick from all this lurching about, finds it easier to fly alongside SereniTree as she lumbers towards the clubhouse. Serenity flies ahead and lands in front of the clubhouse*
Hi TWG, Hi Cozen, Hi Man I Don't Know Carrying a Big Sword.
*she takes a step back. It's a big sword, and it's kind of bloody*
Glad to see you're alright. SereniTree's on it's way to come rescue you-not that you seem to need it at the moment. TRM wants to get going right away.
"He looked bigger when I couldn't see him."
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Originally posted by montanagirl:
Too bad Ath isn't around right now. He likes jacuzzis.
*Ath pops out of his room, where he was developing his new powers (pyrokenesis and a Jedi-like precognition) and working on his weapons training. He's wearing his swim trunks and has a twelve pack of Pepsi and a few mimosas.*
Sorry I'm late MG, but I come bearing Pepsi.
*Checks out all the war and stuff, and considers using his cool new ability to help out. Instead he jumps into the jacuzzi and uses his pyrokenesis to raise the temp a few degress.*
Ahhh...perfect! *Hands lissa mimosas*
Now, who wants a neck massage?
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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pepsi? mimosas?? neck massage???
ath, you are the perfect man.
mm, chocolate massage!
~lissa, spwhore
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Good job, everyone! We seem to have beaten off the land assault. Just don't forget that there are still those attacks from orbit to worry about! We are going to need the Sereni-Tree's engines repaired as soon as possible! I'll see if I can find us some shelter from above, an overhanging rock or something, to hide the ship under while repairs are made.
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Originally posted by cozen to ThatWeirdGirl:
Listen, trust me, yer on the tippity-top of my kidnappee A-list. Yes'm, that's for certain. 'Cept I've got this respect for the inevitable Spam wastage that would ensue when your "rescuers" barge into the scenario.
Sheesh, Cozen! Regarding your "pleasurable torture" kidnapping spree, there are only three simple rules to follow to keep me off your back:
1) Do not abduct unwilling victims.
2) Do not abduct underage victims.
3) In the course of your kidnapping, do not take over critical ship areas, like the Bridge, Main Engineering, or the Captain's nest under the pool table.
I didn't bother you when you kidnapped Mai, remember? That was the ONLY one of your kidnappings to date to abide by the above.
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)
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They've gone have they, excellent
*Emma comes out from behind a loose panel on the bridge*
I don't do hand-to-hand combat, it is very messy and leads to pain.
If someone can get this ship underway I have a warp-core capaciter drive on my ship. I might be able to reconnect the flux-tubes using a derigenter and connect it to your central engine. If we do this we can get away very quickly but it will mean leaving Earth-that-was to fend for itself, nobody minds do they?
I'm not going to my ship by myself in case there are any evil invaders straggling behind, are there any spare security people about to escort me?
Yes, I am a coward, but a rich and clever one.
extremely dimensionally transcendental
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GOod lord I leave for a day and miss the battle to end all battles. Or at least a really cool fight. Well just so everyone knows RL has put me in an ultra pissy, lets-tear-to-pieces-every-enemy-we-can-get-our-hands on kinda mood.
Only one slight little problem. Who's gonna teach me to shoot? Right now I'm going to try and go de-stress and relax as much as possible.
*Runs back to room to change clothes and join the party in the chocolate jacuzzi. Grabbing several cases of the infamous non-hangover inducing, terribly strong,bottles filled with some sort of alcohol like substance*
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
. . . there are only three simple rules to follow to keep me off your back:
Actually. . .there's a FOURTH rule. . .
4.) Don't try to kidnap TWG, as Static is very attached to her and could kill you with a canteen tray.
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You'll still need a tray.
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Well, actually, Static, those three rules are what would keep ME from bothering Cozen. I never made any promises about the REST of the crew.
On the other hand...
Well...
She's not your POSSESSION, you know. She does have free will of her own.
And if you do try to kill Cozen, with a canteen tray or in any other way, then I will be forced to...
*Sigh*
...defend him.
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)
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*meteor troll senses the distress TRM is feeling, he loves TRM and picks him up and walks around the ship hugging him and singing something that would almost sound like a lullaby if he wasn't a 7ft scary looking monster*
extremely dimensionally transcendental
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