BEST BUFFY QUOTE?
POSTED BY: hellsangel
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 16, 2006 19:31
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One of the funniest moments is in Seeing Red, an episode that is very NOT funny, when Andrew reveals his jet pack, warns Buffy "the game's not over", then takes off and flies right up into the ceiling of the overhang. I die laughing everytime to the point of tears. It's even funnier the second, third, tenth time.
"Vampires of the world, BEware." - Buffybot
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There are classic, funny lines in just about every episode so its hard to remember them all but something that stands out as funny to me is in I think season 7 with Nathan Fillion as Caleb..
Old Fortune teller woman: The end is near!
Caleb: Snaps old womans neck..Oh i'm sorry, I didnt hear on account of her neck snapping. Did she say the end is near? or the end is here?
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Quote:
Originally posted by ecgordon:
"Sometimes I think about two women doing a spell...and then I do a spell by myself."
I nearly passed out from laughing when I saw this one. Literally, I saw black dots. Laughed pretty hard seeing it here, too. One of the best.
It's not the best line, and its not originally from Buffy, but I love Andrew's "THAT'LL DO PIG!!". I use it all the time.
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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Ahhh...
Who can forget the Shiver Me Timbers game that Anya and Xander were going to play later on Halloween...or, Anya's description of a "Charlie's Angel". Actually, if I hadn't forgotten them, I would quote them line for line...Like this one:
Xander: Right, you can't just go 'librum incendere' and expect...
[the page he is reading from bursts into flame. Xander looks at it in shock, then slams it shut to put out the flames]
Giles: Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books.
OR
Larry: This is our year, I'm telling you. Best football season ever. I'm so in shape, I'm a rock. It's all about egg whites. If we can focus, keep discipline, and not have quite so many mysterious deaths, Sunnydale is gonna *rule!*
OR:
Buffy: We're talking about two very powerful witches and a thousand-year-old ex-demon.
Anya: Willow's a demon?
OR:
Giles: I'm not supposed to have a private life?
Buffy: No. Because you're very, very old and it's gross.
OR:
Giles: We'll get our memory back, and it will all be right as rain.
Spike: Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy boy accent. You Englishmen are always so... bloody hell.
[Counting on his fingers]
Spike: Sodding, blimey, shaggin, knickers, bollocks. Oh, God. I'm English.
Giles: Welcome to the nancy boy tribe.
Okay, I guess you can see that I've been going to IMDB to find my quotes...nothing wrong with that...But, the main category is BEST quote, and its going to take me a little time to find it...For me, it will probably be Xander or Giles, but that's me...
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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From "Bad Girls":
FAITH: (Looking at Wes) "New Watcher?"
BUFFY & GILES: (Disappointed). "New Watcher."
FAITH: "Screw that."
and...
"The Witch"
XANDER: "I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away."
- Cos.
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One of the funniest scene I remember is when Giles comes back to help Buffy defeat bad Willow. Buffy is telling Giles everything that has happen since he left, and finishes by saying: "And I'm sleeping with Spike." The look of utter shock and confusion on Giles face and the deadly silence...They he bursts into laughter and attempts to apologies that it really isn't funny, and then he can't stop laughing....and the scene goes on and on until Buffy starts laughing too and adding even more horrors to the story.
It the first time that I have ever laughed WITH characters who are laughing! Makes me smile.
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Quote:
Originally posted by CALLMEATH:
It's not the best line, and its not originally from Buffy, but I love Andrew's "THAT'LL DO PIG!!". I use it all the time.
Oh my god I forgot about that. Warren instructs him to kill the pig in order to use it's blood to open the seal. After psyching himself up, Andrew leaps towards the pig screaming, "That'll do Pig!"
Thank God for Andrew, you know? He really brought us so many laughs in season 7. Just hilarious...I guess he was the official comic relief of season 7. Anya, Anya/Xander was season 5. I guess Spike provided a lot of that in season 4. Xander and Willow shared the earlier years. Maybe that's one reason why season 6 seemed so dark, who was the comic relief? We actually didn't see a whole lot of Anya and Xander comedy in this season.
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Ah, Andrew. Easily my favorite minor character on Buffy. Clem is a distant second, but he's still great.
Hmm...maybe I should start a thread about favorite minor characters. Nah, too lazy.
"I like to think of myself as more of a 'guest-age'."
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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Well season 7 STORYTELLER is definately one of my favorite episodes of Buffy history and has tons of great lines:
Andrew:
"He's gonna buy me a burrow!"
"Get out of my brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And when the hellmouth is mentioned at some other point...it quickly cuts to Andrew down in the basement who silently furrows his brow and points at his drawing of the hellmouth.
and just a few that made me laugh from imdb:
Xander: Right, you can't just go 'librum incendere' and expect...
[the page he is reading from bursts into flame. Xander looks at it in shock, then slams it shut to put out the flames]
Giles: Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books
Spike: You exterminated his race. What could you possibly say that would make him feel better? It's kill or be killed here. Take your bloody pick.
Xander: Maybe it's the syphilis talking, but... Some of that made sense.
Spike: Look at you. All afraid I'm hot for your honey.
Riley: Because you are.
Spike: Well... yeah. But that's not your problem. Even if I wasn't in the picture, you're never gonna be able to hold onto her.
Willow: Happy hunting.
Buffy: Wish me monsters.
Willow: Did you find out anything about the scythe?
Buffy: It slices, dices, and makes julienne preacher.
Giles: Caleb?
Willow: All right!
Anya: He had that coming.
Xander: Hey, party in my eye socket, and everyone's invited. Sometimes I shouldn't say words.
Xander: [Upon finding Spike trying to stake himself] We've shared a lot here. You should have trusted me enough to do it for you.
Willow: Xander.
Xander: What? He wants to die, I wanna help...
Willow: It's ooky. We know him. We can't just let him poof himself.
Spike: Oh, but you can. You know I'd drain you drier than the Sahara if I had half a chance.
Spike: Something's happening to me. I can't stop thinking about you. And if that means turning my back on the whole evil...
Buffy: You don't know what you mean. You don't know what feelings are.
Spike: I damn well do. I lie awake every night...
Buffy: You sleep during the day.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.
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OK...The episode Hush was not too funny. But when they can't talk and Giles has his projector thing set up & it says they (the gentlemen) need 7, and Willow, trying to indicate "hearts", points at her chest and Xander mouths "Boobies??"
Also in the same scene, Buffy trying to mime staking, and the rest look at her incredulously, thinking she's making a very obscene gesture.
Very funny misunderstandings.
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