BEST BUFFY QUOTE?
POSTED BY: hellsangel
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 16, 2006 19:31
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Oh oh, I just thought on one of THE funniest moments in Buffy. In season five's Intervention, when Buffy and Giles are in the desert and he's explaining the guiding spell to her. He has to jump in and out of the circle then shake his magic gourd (and no, that's not a euphemism). Buffy jokes that, "I know this ritual! The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the hokey-pokey and turn themselves around." Giles sighs and begins as Buffy watches. He takes one big leap into the circle, then leaps back out, then shakes the gourd slowly (while looking away embarrassed). They look at each other, and Buffy says "And that's what it's all about." It's so hilarious. Just the way she says it is brilliant. Not laughing or anything, just with this pathetic tone. Oh it's genius.
Another B/G moment. Gotta love the opening of the Magic Box in No Place Like Home, when Giles is dressed up in the wizard's costume. He looks like Mickey Mouse in Fantasia. Buffy just stares at him, and it's this long uncomfortable stare between the two of them, before Giles finally looks away and takes off the hat without even a word being said. Hilarious.
"Vampires of the world, BEware." - Buffybot
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Gotta love the appearance of the Buffybot in Intervention:
Xander: Hey, I know this one...they're BOTH Buffy!
Buffy(incredibly pissed): No, she's a robot.
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One of my favorites is also from "Innocence" in season 2 when Willow is in the van with Oz (forgive the quote butchery):
Willow: We didn't have cable, so we had to make our own fun.
I find myself quoting her often as I justify my own quirks!
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I've only seen Buffy through season 4, and one of the funniest Xander quotes comes from the final ep of that year, "Restless."
Dream Xander talking to Oz about Willow and Tara:
"Sometimes I think about two women doing a spell...and then I do a spell by myself."
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Another good one from Restless is when Xander is talking to Snyder in the Apocolypse Now scene. After Snyder has said some pretty heavy stuff, Xander replies with, "I'm getting a cramp."
I also love the fake vampire at the carnival that Buffy is throwing stakes at. "I am a vampire. I am a vampire. Ah, you staked me."
I love that episode. Lots of the funny and lots of the serious symbolism.
"Vampires of the world, BEware." - Buffybot
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I think the best quote is:
Spike: "We like to talk big, vampires do. 'I'm going to destroy the world.' That's just tough guy talk. Struttin' around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You've got dog racing, Manchester United, and you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals on legs." 
But then you have such priceless lines such as:
Spike: "Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch." 
And who could forget:
Drusilla: "What a wonderful house you have my sweet William. It smells of Daffodils, and Vicera..." 
And of course:
Anya: "He snores."
Xander: "She wheezes."
Anya: "Say housework and he freezes."
Xander: "She eats these sleazy cheeses that I can't describe."
Anya: "I talk, he breezes."
Xander: "She doesn't know what pleases."
Anya: "His penis got diseases from a Chumash Tribe!"
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Oh my Gosh - just saw Intervention again this week.
When Anya and Xander catch Spike and the Buffybot in the graveyard.
Heavy breathing.
Buffybot (riding Spike): Oh Spike, you are the big bad!
Hi-larious. Is there any episode that doesn't have excellent dialogue? Joss is the master, and the writers are genius!
" We're just too pretty for God to let us die."
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-Reptile Boy
Xander-" One day I'll have money, prestige, and power. And on that day, they'll still have more."
-Lie to me
Buffy: "Does it ever get easy?" *slays Vampire*
Giles: "You mean life?"
Buffy: "Yeah, does it get easy?"
Giles: "What do you want me to say?"
Buffy: "Lie to me."
Giles: "Yes, it's terrilbly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats. And we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and everybody lives happily ever after."
Buffy: "Liar."
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"I'm drowning in footwear."
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The only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason!
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Oh, I don't think anyone mentioned the Buffybot quotes!
"Willow, youre recently gay!"
and
"Hello Anya, how is your money?"
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