BEST BUFFY QUOTE?
POSTED BY: hellsangel
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 16, 2006 19:31
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just found it on the web,
No Place Like Home
.......found another funny moment
BUFFY: Fine. Keep going, I cut you a break.
SPIKE: Oh, yeah. Okay, let me guess... you won't kill me? Wooo... the whole crowd-pleasing threats-and-swagger routine. How stunningly original. You know, I'm just passing through. Satisfied? You know, I really hope so because God knows you need some satisfactionin life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway and ... and you have stupid hair.
"In my plan, we are beltless!"
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Just found a really good Spike fan site for all us Spike fans!
http://www.bloodyawfulpoet.com/
Some amusing sketches and spike - related quotes!
"In my plan, we are beltless!"
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Quote:
Originally posted by hellsangel:
Also correction for the xander - anya - breasts talk...
Anya - I saw you looking at my breasts
Xander - Anya, no offence, but when a guy looks at your breasts it just means his eyes are open.
I love that bit too lol
That was it. Xander of old... hilarious.
Cheers.
The
Somnambulist
www.cirqus.com
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It may not the funniest line ever (besides how can you narrow it downs) but SMG's delivery of "Get Out!" When she realizes that Dracula is THE Dracula is perfect.
And just as a side note: I don't think she's every looked more beautiful than she does in that shot.
Also another great delivery: Oz saying "huh" in that Oz way when he wakes up naked in the zoo.
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ANNE
Buffy Hey Ken,want to see my impression of Ghandi? "THWACK" Hits him with spiked bat.
Lily Ghandi?
Buffy Well you know, if he was really pissed off.
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I love the way Alyson delivers the line "I'm not a vampire" from Dopplegangland. She's not aggressive, she's slightly affronted, it's just too perfect.
"That is, if you're not too busy having sex with my mother." A line that just comes out of nowhere and sends Giles perfectly into the tree.
The whole "Xander I beg you not to help me" scene. Hey, that's from Dopplegangland too. Lots of good lines there.
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I've got alot of favorite quotes but the top ones are...(in no specific order)
Willow -When Buffy was a vampire, you weren't still, like, attracted to her, were you?
Xander - Willow, how can you...? I mean, that's really *bent*. She was... grotesque.
Willow - Still dug her, huh?
Xander - I'm sick. I need help.
Willow - Don't I know it.
Xander - It's a baby. You got to keep it safe and teach it Christian values
Willow - My egg is Jewish
Xander - Then teach it that dreidel song
Willow - You want to protect her?
Xander - Mm-hmm.
Willow - And prove that you're just as good as those rich snotty guys?
Xander - Mm-hmm.
Willow - Maybe catch an orgy?
Xander - If it's on early
What can I say, I love xander/Willow conversation quotes. They are funny, of course these three quotes were just a few of my favs. Trust me...theres more.
Buffy loves Angel. He loves her. And I love Ho Ho's - Joss Whedon
"I'm not worried. If there's something bad out there, we'll find, you'll slay, we'll party!" -- Xander
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From "Surprise". Willow in that funny purple hat when she shyly asks Oz to Buffy's surprise party. As she walks away, she says "I said 'date'". I don't think anybody ever was cuter than Alyson in that shot.
Apathy on the Rise. No One Cares.
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Well one of the funniest quotes has to be from Something Blue from season 4. The beginning scene when Spike is chained up in the bathtub and Buffy is feeding him blood (by the by, from the novelty mug which I stole my user name from). They're talking about Spike's chip and Buffy and Spike are sparring like siblings. Giles calls him impotent, which Buffy grins at and calls him flacid. Spike warns her to watch it, and she says condescendingly, "Giles, help! He's gonna SCOLD me."
Pretty much anything in that scene and in that episode is hilarious (Spike watching Passions, Giles and the "lick me" line...). If you haven't seen it I highly recommend doing so.
More for all of us B/S shippers. I'd have to say the most rewarding and fulfilling Buffy Spike scene comes in Chosen. I'm talking about the basement scene where Buffy gives him the amulet. I think I watched that scene 20 times when I had the DVD. First of all, it's funny - drawing of Angel on the punching bag/"He wears lifts you know", "So where's talk, dark and forehead?", "the pretty necklace your sweetie bear gave you." And of course the moment when Buffy gives Spike the amulet. "Angel said the amulet was meant to be worn by a champion." Spike looks down, more than a little dissapointed. Without a word, Buffy puts the amulet in his hand. The music is perfect, I love the close up shot with nothing but black in the background. And the perfect follow up line: "Been called a lot of things in my time." Oh, how wonderful. And then when Buffy says Faith has her room, Spike kicks her out saying he's got his pride and that she's "got Angel breath", and then of course he tells her he was bluffing. She says oh thank god and they chuckle. "Truth is I don't know what I would have done if you'd have gone up those stairs." And then she gently touches his face. I LOVE IT. This scene has everything. Definitely my favorite Buffy Spike scene.
On that note I think I'm gonna start a new thread about our favorite Buffy Spike moments because I'm sure others will disagree with me.
"Vampires of the world, BEware." - Buffybot
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My favorite Spike one (well, I have many)is from School Hard.
SPIKE: "I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed on a flower person and I spent the next six hours wacthing my hand move."
he raises his hand in front of him back and forth. Made me laugh so much.
My favorite Xnader quotes is from Innocence.
CORDELIA: "Well, does guns make you wanna have sex?"
XANDER: "I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex"
Don't ask me why but that always stuck with me.
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