CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #24 & our initial prize winner!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, April 25, 2005 08:59
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Hokay, so, (gorramit Dayve! You got me doing it too now!), anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, Caption Tightpants winners and stuff...
Here is one that still has me laughing, and a well deserved final entry into the first half of Caption Tightpants!
SHINY! Now onto week 24 and a new challenge to open the second half.
SOLDIER (transmitting): Sir, interior scan of dining surface complete. Fugitive identification negative.
ANOTHER SOLDIER: Dude, who hides under a placemat, really?
GIVE IT YOUR BEST! But before you do, let us see who won the first-ever prize drawing for CT!
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CONGRATS to LOSTINTHEBLACK! Your reward for being so gorram funny in week 21 is your choice of t-shirts from my Zazzle site!
And if you are not LOSTINTHEBLACK, do not worry! More prizes are coming soon, and every current & future winner/honorable mention stays in the hunt for new prizes, all the way up to Sept 30!
THANKS AGAIN TO ALL OF YOU WHO PLAY! It wouldn't be much of a game without you!
Cilantro!
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SOLDIER: Ooooohhh! Fajitas!!!
Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
"Hey, cool - tortillas!"
OR
"We all live in a blue submarine, a blue submarine..."
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"Hmm, no weapons of mass destruction here, either..."
OR
This week on "Trading Spaceships," Alliance troops tackle the Firefly-class ship Serenity...
Soldier 1 (lifting placemat): Look at the varnish-job on this table - it's GOT to go.
Soldier 2: But can we keep the cute flowers on the walls?
Soldier 3 (in background): Look at that trash bin in the corner! SO vintage 20th-century airplane-style... How do smugglers afford such antiques?
OR
Here, a squad of Alliance entymologists in full protective gear demonstrate the proper way to kill the dangerous Persephonian Mosquito...
"zzzzzzzz..." ... "WHAM!" - "Gotcha!"
(EDIT: for the record, I came up with these before scrolling down to see Shiny's entry - I left the "Ooh... tortillas" in because I think it fits better than fajitas, sorry) Oh, and congratulations, Lostintheblack!
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Soldier1: Man, where is that assassin.
Soldier2: Not under that placemat, that's for damn sure.
Soldier3: We're looking for an assassin and we're all wearing the same uniform. Does no one watch the movies?! We are so boned.
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Alliance Trooper - "Hey Sarge, Is this a standup fight or another Bug Hunt?"
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"How much did you say the bounty on this cochroach was?"
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Jayne - "Jus` `coz some Alliance head honcho lost his favourite bug, don`t menn Aliance has to search under my bunk"
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That`s 3 to be getting on with
Darin (Zol.)
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
A secret peek at the Bubbleheads at home.
Or
Alliance Farm — like an ant farm. Hours and hours of educational fun for the children.
Or
Alliance Eye for the Firefly Guy tear apart Serenity for a major makeover!
Or
Interplanetary Archeologists excavate a great white placemat, said to be the rarest of its kind found since Earth-that-Was blew itself to hell.
Or
Soldier Bob: Ohh! Frizbees! Cool! Go long, Joe!
Or
Soldier Bob discovers the biggest tidleywink he’s ever seen.
Or
(OS) knocking is heard on the window.
Jubal Early (hanging outside Serenity yelling): Let me in, damnit!
Soldier Bob: Do you hear that? I think this placemat is talking to me!
Or
Soldier Bob: That is the biggest Alka-Selzer I’ve ever seen. Wonder who their cook is?
Or
Soldier 2: That’s it Bob, just bend over a little more.
Soldier 1: Hey! Get off me!
Or
Alliance Soldiers discover Serenity’s secret weapon – portable holes!
Or
Soldier in background with clipboard: Let’s see: mismatched cutlery, last season’s placemats, non-uniform chairs. Man, these guys are going to get a huge fine.
(Mal discovers the dangers of the Fashion Police)
KMS!
“We’re not obsesses, we’re focused.”---Gizzie
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Once again, Solid Snake avoids detection due to the timely deployment of a *ahem* "special" magazine. (One for all of the Metal Gear Solid fans...)
OR
SOLDIER: "Keep your eyes open -- we're looking for a dangerous little girl. If you see Goldilocks, frag her."
The Alliance takes a harsh stance on breaking and entering.
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Barret: "I been here since the beginnin', an' I still don't know what the hell's goin' on either."
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"...I'm not a man who likes to swear,
But I've never cared for the sound of bein' alone..." -Neil Diamond, I am... I said.
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Quote:
Purplebelly: What's this? A giant egg? Holy CRAP! RUN!!! Robin Williams is coming out of it!!!
OR:
Alliance Officer: Let's see, fava beans, a nice bottle of Chiante...I've seen this before. This ship has been hit by Reavers with excellent acting skills and great fashion sense.
OR:
Book: (Brandishing Frisbee): Watch this, Captain!
(Throws frisbee as all Alliance soldiers drop their guns and run for it)
Mal: This is the crack team of soldiers that defeated the Independents? And all we needed were weapons by Whamo!?
A couple to start off...this week's is hard!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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Woo, I won! Well, not the prize, but the last round! :)
For this one:
"Everyone thought 'Come dressed as an Alliance goon' was a great theme for Simon's surprise party, until he stole a shuttle and fled with River while they were still setting the table."
Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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