Kayleeisms....T-shirt (under construction) your opinions
POSTED BY: Stillshiny
UPDATED: Tuesday, April 19, 2005 11:38
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Quote:
Originally posted by Astragynia:
Or how 'bout:
"...six Gurstler's crammed right
under every cooling drive so that
you strain your primary artery
function and end up having to
recycle secondary exhaust through
a bypass system just so's you
don't end up pumping it into the
main atmo feed and asphyxiating
your crew. What < genius > thought
up that lame design? Now that's
"junk."
(from Bushwacked)
j/k, of course... unless it were in very small print...
Some great suggestions from everybody. This one from bushwacked is long, but it would be great! Hey, I love a challenge.
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"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn." --Joss
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Quote:Suggested retyping:
Originally posted by Stillshiny:
Figures. First time on a Core and what do I get to do? Look through trash. Couldn't he send me shopping at the
Triplex, or Oooh!
Synchronizers!
Figures. First time on a Core world and what do I get to do? Look through trash. Couldn't he send me shopping at the Triplex, or --Ooh! Synchronizers!
See, you need an em-dash (--) to get the "interrupting myself" feel of it.
Quote:Yeah, but that one's only really funny if it has the full line:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
Have good sex!
Bye! Have good sex!
It's the "bye" that sells it as a "have a nice day" equivalent.
Yeah, I've been doing a might too much proofreading.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Stillshiny:Quote:
Originally posted by Astragynia:
Or how 'bout:
"...six Gurstler's crammed right
under every cooling drive so that
you strain your primary artery
function and end up having to
recycle secondary exhaust through
a bypass system just so's you
don't end up pumping it into the
main atmo feed and asphyxiating
your crew. What < genius > thought
up that lame design? Now that's
"junk."
(from Bushwacked)
j/k, of course... unless it were in very small print...
Some great suggestions from everybody. This one from bushwacked is long, but it would be great! Hey, I love a challenge.
I think the "genius" part may mean its it Chinese (I got it from an online episode transcript) - and some Chinese characters in the middle of the quote would make it even better, of course.
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Sounds good. Workin on it as we speak.
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Quote:
Yeah, but that one's only really funny if it has the full line:
Bye! Have good sex!
It's the "bye" that sells it as a "have a nice day" equivalent.
Yeah, I've been doing a might too much proofreading.
proofreading.
Naw, you proofread the exact right amount. Can't leave out the Bye!. Good call.
" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "
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Getting a bunch of Kaylee quotes together should be Easy as lyin'!
-Ratboy
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What about the..."It was your makeout session" quote...I love that one!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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aww man...how can you not love Kaylee!
omj those are all great ones!!!!
I also love...
Simon: Can you move your feet? Kaylee. Stay with me. Can you move your feet?
Kaylee: Are you asking me to dance...?
Kaylee: You are a nice man, Captain. You always looking after us. You just gotta have faith in people.
Mal: You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you really think you can do this?
Kaylee: Sure. Yeah. I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me.
Kaylee: Hey, sweetie. Don't feel bad. He makes everybody cry. He's like a monster.
Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.
Kaylee: Hey, Captain. Captain!
Simon: Hey...Mal, uh, Mal... No, nuh-nuh-nothing happened. No, there was, uh, there was some drinking, but, uh, we, no we certainly didn't. No, I would never ! Not with Kaylee...
Kaylee: What do you mean, Not with me?
Inara: So, do aliens live among us?
Kaylee: One of 'em's a doctor.
Look, they got boy whores! Isn't that thoughtful? Wonder if they service girlfolk at all.
I'm hearing a lot of talk there genius!
only a few one liners....but still good ones!
*aka Scooby_Gal from Browncoats*
"Yes sir..Captain Tightpants"
"Well my sisters a ship. we had a complicated childhood."
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Oh wow, those are great, I forgot about those! Straight from the mechanic's mouth herself. And a lot of those dialogue bits actually can work as one-liners:
Are you asking me to dance...?
Don't feel bad. He makes everybody cry. He's like a monster.
What do you mean, Not with me?
Too bad the boy-whores one isn't family friendly. It's a funny line. :)
I have heard of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O.
--Teal'c
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