Kayleeisms....T-shirt (under construction) your opinions
POSTED BY: Stillshiny
UPDATED: Tuesday, April 19, 2005 11:38
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I've got the following quotes I'm thinking of using. I'm looking for opinions, quotes you like & quotes you don't like. Please remember I try to make my shirts for Browncoats of most all ages. For an idea how the shirt may look the following links are for the Jayneisms & Riverisms shirts.
RIVERISMS
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JAYNEISMS
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Anyway here's the potential quotes for the Kayleeisms design.
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Hamsters is nice
What's so important about bein'
proper? Don't mean nothin' out here in the black.
Figures. First time on a Core and what do I get to do? Look through trash. Couldn't he send me shopping at the
Triplex, or Oooh!
Synchronizers!
Don't let the space bugs bite!
Oh, it's sweet. Poor little thing never even saw the light of day, now it's in show business!
Oh, look at the pretties!
Oh! Mangoes!
Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.
By the way, the 80-10's the same machine, they just
changed the plating and hope no one noticed.
Up until the punching, it was a real nice party.
No, it's shiny! I like to meet new people. They've all got stories...
I love my captain.
Well, I'm Kaylee. This is Serenity, and she's the smoothest ride from here to
Boros for anyone who can pay.
All aboard...
You ever sail in a Firefly?
Know how. Machines just got workings, and they talk to me.
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"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn." --Joss
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Don't forget about questioning the buffet table!
Mal-licious
I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Don't forget about questioning the buffet table!
Mal-licious
I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.
Kaylee: Is that him?
Mal: That's the buffet table
Kaylee: Well, how can we be sure? Unless we question it?
But we can't forget this 'jewel' of a Kayleeism...
Have good sex!
" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "
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What about "it's broke!" with or without the "sometimes a thing gets broke, can't be fixed" (I'm paraphrasing here, of course you'll want to check the real thing).
Or maybe something about the over-frilly dress? (I don't remember any quotes, I just know it's funny).
And of course: don't forget to surround the quotes with christmas lights! (and/or flowers, but I like the christmas lights better)
:)
One more: "Now see, this'd be the perfect
time for a swear-word."
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what about a swan quote
Keep shiny!
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Or how 'bout:
"...six Gurstler's crammed right
under every cooling drive so that
you strain your primary artery
function and end up having to
recycle secondary exhaust through
a bypass system just so's you
don't end up pumping it into the
main atmo feed and asphyxiating
your crew. What < genius > thought
up that lame design? Now that's
"junk."
(from Bushwacked)
j/k, of course... unless it were in very small print...
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My favorites from your list:
Oh, it's sweet. Poor little thing never even saw the light of day, now it's in show business!
Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.
Well, I'm Kaylee. This is Serenity, and she's the smoothest ride from here to
Boros for anyone who can pay. (I would add "You can? Pay? Or whatever the rest of this line is.)
You ever sail in a Firefly?
Know how. Machines just got workings, and they talk to me.
Here's some more good ones:
Oh well let's see... We killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the Feds.
Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
The whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate!
That's my good girl.
Can't wait to see the finished shirt!
I have heard of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O.
--Teal'c
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How bout this one:
Kaylee: So when we made love last night...
"Ha ha ha. Mine is an evil laugh." -- Wash
"For evil to triumph, good men must do nothing." -- some important british guy
"Thank God for Tango Romeo Echo's." -- me
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I've always been partial to:
Thank you, that was quite restorative.
I use it all the time.
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Can we not revel in our cyber-love?
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I've always liked the first part of the exchange:
Kaylee: "You're gonna come with us."
Book: "Excuse me?"
Kaylee: "You like ships. Don't seem to be looking at the destinations. What you care about is ships and mine is the nicest."
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