Apology Corner

POSTED BY: oddness2her
UPDATED: Friday, April 15, 2005 20:08
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ELWOODMOM

Friday, April 15, 2005 1:28 AM

I'm sure I ruined a lady's day many years ago when I asked how far along she was. Yup, she wasn't pregnant...I've felt bad ever since!

NUISANCE

Friday, April 15, 2005 4:15 AM

I used to work as an usher at The O'Shaughnessy theater on the College of St. Catherine's campus in St. Paul, MN. I was asked directions to the bathroom and gave the directions to the men's room. The person asking me told me she was a girl. I blushed while I apologized for my mistake and gave her the directions she needed. I still feel pretty bad about it. I'm sorry.

Also, I'm sorry for all the times I've told that story and gotten a laugh out of it. I'm really just a horrible person.

MANWITHPEZ

Friday, April 15, 2005 4:33 AM

I would like to apologize to my ex-wife...I'm sorry you were such a whore.

I would also like to apologize to the staff sergeant who just got here from Korea...I'm sorry I called you a peckerhead...I meant to call you a dick.

I'm sorry I farted on the bus when I was in 6th grade and then blamed it on that other kid...I guess it was just serendipity that he had actually crapped in his pants.

To my wife and kids...I'm sorry I smoke so much.

To Big Tobacco...I'm sorry I don't smoke enough.

To My Mom...I'm sorry I was an hour late getting home that one night, but you didn't have to call the cops!

To My Dad...I'm sorry we look so much alike and my life hasn't really amounted to much...Must be too much like looking in a sly mirror.

To FFF.NET...I'm sorry I took up space in the apology corner to post this...But, I can't sleep again...

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

CALHOUN

Friday, April 15, 2005 8:32 AM

I would like to apologise to my brain for all the stupid things I have done to myself over the years.. far to many to list all. Things like looking into a large airconditioning vent at work one day and thinking I wonder whats in there... My brain was SHOUTING at me DONT!!! as I stuck my hand in to be fairly well chopped up by a large high speed fan....

This is honestly just the tip of the iceberg, I am lucky to still be alive.

Anyway Brain, sorry for not listening to you more often.

BARNEYT

Friday, April 15, 2005 8:01 PM

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Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
I'm sure I ruined a lady's day many years ago when I asked how far along she was. Yup, she wasn't pregnant...I've felt bad ever since!

Yup... very useful advice I was given (I forget from whom) - never ask a woman if she's pregnant, even if you can see the baby coming out at the time!

I apologise to Joanne from school... I was trying to be funny and I made her cry... That was twenty-two years ago and I still feel bad about it... I've always been more careful about what I say since then though...

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"I think the right place to start is to say, fair is fair. This is who we are. These are our numbers." Mr Willis of Ohio - The West Wing

MANIACNUMBERONE

Friday, April 15, 2005 8:08 PM

I'm pretty sure most things will end up being my fault, so I may as well just take the blame right now. I'm really sorry. I am a mean ole man.

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