Apology Corner

POSTED BY: oddness2her
UPDATED: Friday, April 15, 2005 20:08
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ODDNESS2HER

Friday, April 8, 2005 6:50 PM

Yesterday, while driving home from work, I accidentally splashed 3 young people standing on the sidewalk near SE Holgate and Foster. We've had quite a bit of rain in Portland, OR the last couple of weeks and there are a lot of puddles around. Anyway, I changed lanes to make a right turn and didn't see the puddle or the people until it was too late. On the off chance that one or more of them was a Fellow Browncoat, I want to offer an open apology. I'm very, very sorry. Didn't mean to do it. If I may offer a word of advice for the future, try not to stand right next to large bodies of water in a traffic zone.

There. I feel better.

If any of you out there wish to offer similar contrition to some anonymous person you have wronged, however unintentionally, here is a safe environment in which to do so. Let the healing begin!

ARAMINA

Friday, April 8, 2005 6:58 PM

I'm sorry to all the people my boss makes me lie to on the phone every day because he can't be bothered to talk to them.

When I think of an interesting signature you'll be the first to know.

CHANNAIN

Friday, April 8, 2005 7:20 PM

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Originally posted by oddness2her:
If any of you out there wish to offer similar contrition to some anonymous person you have wronged, however unintentionally, here is a safe environment in which to do so. Let the healing begin!

I'm bad with math. PHEE-NOMINALLY bad. Money isn't much better. I'm an artist, not a mathematician. I have a cheat card in my wallet for figuring tips, and neglected to consult it one day. I've felt horribly guilty ever since.

So to the young Dominos' pizza delivery guy who got stiffed by me to the tune of a well-deserved $5 tip for delivering two large pizzas in the rain for my boss's meeting, I deeply deeply deeeeeeply apologize.

*SIGH* You know, I do feel better.

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NEEDLESEYE

Friday, April 8, 2005 9:42 PM

Today, I refuse to apologize for a single Gorram thing!

Tomorrow will be different.
I'll be sorry then, yep.

Keeper of Jayne's goggles. 8)

EMBERS

Friday, April 8, 2005 9:57 PM

I have really been wanting to apologize to the very nice and helpful New York Cab driver,
who got me to my correct destination...

but the fare was more than I expected so I only had enough cash on me to cover the fare,
and nothing whatever for a tip...

I've felt badly about it since 1980

CHRISISALL

Friday, April 8, 2005 10:10 PM

I want to appoligize to my beautiful wife for occasionally being emotionally distant and not kissin' her at every turn, like I should.

The cathartic Chrisisall

THATWEIRDGIRL

Tuesday, April 12, 2005 12:25 AM

I'd like to apologize to the customer that used every curse word she could remember when I refused her return. I smiled sweetly at the woman and told her to have a good night. You deserved so much more than I gave.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

INDIGO

Tuesday, April 12, 2005 1:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by oddness2her:
If any of you out there wish to offer similar contrition to some anonymous person you have wronged, however unintentionally, here is a safe environment in which to do so. Let the healing begin!

I'd like to apologize to all those folks and friends that I've known over the years that through the processes of time and moving and losing addresses and plain dumb laziness... we've lost track of each other. I'm sorry, you're all very cool people and I miss you. Be well.

Your friends are your treasures.

Japanese Windows error msg:
Screen.
Mind.
Both are Blank.

HELL'S KITTEN

Tuesday, April 12, 2005 2:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Indigo:
Japanese Windows error msg:
Screen.
Mind.
Both are Blank.

This has nothing to do with the thread, but it made me laugh out loud. In fact, I'm still giggling as I type....

Anyhow, I've no apologies to make. Let me know when you get around to discussing regrets.

Cheers.

无党派人士

LISSA

Tuesday, April 12, 2005 2:07 AM

so this one isn't anonymous and has been said, but i wanna get it in writing...

i'm sorry to my best friend rachel for not telling you immediately about dave, so you had to hear it from him...

and i'm sorry to dave for forgetting to tell you our lock was fixed before rach and i left today, so you got locked out of the room...

~lissa, spwhore

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