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POSTED BY: ndugu
UPDATED: Thursday, April 12, 2007 02:56
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I found this humorously ironic:
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Originally posted by Kellaina:
As is grammar. And spelling.
Now, I'm math teacher, so I don't do words. However, I do know that "And spelling" is not a grammatically correct sentence (no verb, for one thing). As Sideshow Bob once said, “Yes, I am aware of the irony of using a television to tell you not to watch television.” Or something to that effect.
Ok, I've never been a troll before, and I just wanted to know what it felt like. I am just kidding, of course - I know what you mean and I agree wholeheartedly. And that, as I understand it, is what separates evil nduguish trolls from civil folk - they could be saying the same thing, but the former's intent is to irritate people, while the latter's intent is to . . . what was my intent? I think I was trying to be funny . . . well anyway, I think I'm understanding this. It's not what you say, or even how you say it - it's what you intent appears to be. I've seen many replies on this board that, if the involved parties were not known to be friends who were just kidding around, would be interpreted as being excessively trollish based on what was being said.
Does that seem right to you? (not in the Jubal rhetorical sense of the question, but in the literal sense - am I correct in my understanding of the nature of the beast?)
Aww, crap. I copied this into Word, and the grammar check told me that “As is grammar” is incorrect, but that “And spelling” is ok. I’m so confused. I’ll just stick to numbers, they never lie to me.
I mock you with my monkey pants
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Don't you DARE use our word shiny you horrible, evil, malicious troll!
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Originally posted by ndugu:
can you stop this thread shiny pls.
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Originally posted by Knibblet:
At this moment ... I'm Soooooo proud to be in Static's harem :)
There's something about a man who truly knows how to use language that makes me all ... gooey inside. *swoon*
I second that!
Static = gooey inside
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Can we not revel in our cyber-love?
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Static scores!
The Troll is toast.
Chrisisall
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Originally posted by Caite:
Don't you DARE use our word shiny you horrible, evil, malicious troll!
CAITE!
Why on EARTH would you use my name in vain?? And as a description for this pondscum/cumstain/skidmark??? I'm hurt.
Mal-licious
I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.
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Ah, my little KaKa/nugget:
Yes, you are golden! Actually, more of an off-brown with embedded corn and peanuts, which lend a sort of gold-ish hue; but why nitpick? We'll just say you're 'golden'.
So, home from special needs school for the day, are you? Were your daily sessions with the psychologist and in group therapy productive? Do they group you with other 20-year olds, or do they put you in with the teenagers? I hope you enjoyed the long, round 'brownies' and unsweetened body-temperature 'lemonade' your mommie gave you for an after-school snack.
For today's lesson, we'll be examining why our little KaKa/nugget (with a tip o' the tam to ImEarly for help with the nickname) behaves the way he does: the lying about his identity and where he lives, and his compulsive need to insult others.
Yesterday, I dissected his mind (such as it was), Today, I'll trepan his soul.
But, before I do, I'll give him one last opportunity to vacate the premises, or think of a snappy (like a limp noodle) comeback.
It's your game, KaKa/nugget. Want to keep playing? I once fool's mated an opponent 3 consecutive times before he finally just gave up, so I won't hold it against you if you're not smart enough to know when to call it quits. Care to continue the game?
Respectfully,
zoid
P.S.
You can run, but you can't hide. If you post anywhere else on this website, I'll spank your ass there, too...
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"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity
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Whoops, I'm sorry Royal Highness Malicious! You know I <3 you!
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it is hard to believe this thread hasn't moved to troll country yet...
I almost feel sorry for poor little nugget;
do you think he is one of Mr. Hankie's kids?
You know Mr. Hankie, the Christmas poo!
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Static:
I can feel how badly you want to get your hands around this skinny, pimple-faced, American kid's throat. But, you're not going to, and it's just as well. Some things are worth going to jail for; but regardless how satisfying it might be to push your fist into this kid's nose and turn his face inside out, he's really not worth that kind of trouble.
Besides which, I'd wager that he gets his ass whipped by the other kids on a regular basis, every time he goes outside. You know: the jocks, the preppies, the girl's badminton team... Hell, even the 'painful geeks' -- his natural social caste -- know he's malformed and either avoid him or flog him with their slide rules and intricately designed spitball launching systems. Nobody wants to associate with him, because they can all tell he's diseased in the head.
I promise you he's not a successful businessman, or a successful anything for that matter. But, I want to save all the revelations about KaKa/nugget for direct responses to him.
I just wanted to gently suggest that this wart on the backside of humanity is not worth losing your serenity over. You're a gentleman, a leader and a ladies' man. Don't dirty your hands with this little sh*t; you'll only sexually excite him (*zoid reprises 'limp noodle' reference, above*).
I've got him; you can hold fire...
Respectfully,
zoid
P.S.
I know you were probably just trying to push this thread past the 'Troll Country' threshold with the profanity, and hopefully that'll work. But Haken and the other mods have allowed this to go farther than they normally do, so they must want/need this flame baiter to get properly torched. That's the premise under which I am proceeding with KaKa/nugget's evisceration.
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"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity
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Originally posted by zoid:
Static:
I can feel how badly you want to get your hands around this skinny, pimple-faced, American kid's throat. But, you're not going to, and it's just as well. Some things are worth going to jail for; but regardless how satisfying it might be to push your fist into this kid's nose and turn his face inside out, he's really not worth that kind of trouble.
Ah-HA!!!!!
I have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder!!!
One ass-whipping later, there's two Army Lawyers and THREE Army shrinks standing by to tell the DA, the Judge and the Jury that it's not my fault!!!
Then I spend a week or two in the hospital with Army/Air Force nurses. . .and come home rested.
PLEASE let me track this little turd down and beat him like he stole something?
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