ask ndugu
POSTED BY: ndugu
UPDATED: Thursday, April 12, 2007 02:56
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That's good.
How about:
How many Ngudus does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
GORRAM THERE'S MORE THAN ONE!?!?!
Chrisisall
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Originally posted by chrisisall:
Starrbaby, I'm torn, I kinda like the voiceover for that 40's detective movie feel,
that was what I liked about it too,
very Sam Spade!
now if you want to be OVER-WHELMED with voice over then be sure to catch Sin City
(but I still appreciate the film noir-ishness of it)
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troll interfearance is heavy, so I'm gonna move it to a new thread.
Chrisisall
oh, I thought the point was that this is the 'ignore the troll' topic?
In my own little world,
Maribeth (embers)
PS I LOVE the top ten list!
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Ndugu, how do you pronounce your name? It's gonna be my new word for crap.
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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BlackoutNights did great work on that top ten list, didn't he?
I moved the Blade Runner thing to get a wider array of responses (and my first one was a wrong-forum-for-this post. Hmmph.)
Chrisisall
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Dude, you RULE! It was a troll masterpiece. Might even shut him up for good!
Ndugu SEE YOURSELF! ha ha
Chrisisall
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I just spent 2 hours reading all of these threads and the linked threads, hoping and praying for more stupid posts from "unpronouncable-by-this-country-girl" troll and the hi-larious responses from the rest of you.
Stop it. Now.
I do have a life to lead and can longer be seduced away from it to lurk and laugh with you.
And a special message for the troll:
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You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.
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Good evening, 'ndugu'.
I trust you are comfortable and that your mommy has fed you your snack (I flushed twice, to make sure it got to you).
I propose we take a leisurely stroll around the grounds, just to get familiar with one another and break the ice. See? There's the cesspool, where you and your family live and play. And over there is the woodshed, where I'll be taking you shortly...
'ndugu' wrote:
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hello i thought of some new thread rules. if you want to post in my thread you have to
1. not call me a troll (its very boring)
2. stay on topic (new topic is did the message make you cry?)
3.explain zoids posts to me ( maybey hes to edcucated and im not educated enough. pls zoid write more simpler like kellaina.
note i know alot of people will ignore these but if you do i will ignore youre posts and won't reply to them.
So, let's take them one at a time. I'll try to go very slowly, so you can keep up, and I'll try to only use 2nd grade vocabulary (that means 'words') so you don't get lost. I want you to understand what is happening to you, every step of the way...
Your 'point' #1: "not call me a troll (its very boring)".
You're right 'ndugu'. I and another grownup were discussing (that means 'talking about') this very subject earlier today. You are not a 'troll'. You are a 'flame baiter'.
A true Troll is thoughtful and challenges others to think differently about things. A good Troll is a benefit to others. You are none of these things.
A 'flame baiter' on the other hand, is someone who is rude and insulting to other people, just so people will be rude and insulting back at him. A 'flame baiter' actually enjoys being insulted. This describes you perfectly, and I'm all about giving people what they are begging for.
As far as 'being bored' is concerned, don't worry. I have that in the plans for tonight, too. One of the things we'll be doing in the woodshed later is some amateur trepanation. I know that's a long word, but I'll explain it to you in detail once we get to the woodshed.
Your 'point' #2: "stay on topic (new topic is did the message make you cry?)"
See 'woodshed' and 'trepanation', above. Sadly, there may be some crying; but you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs (those come from a chicken's backside, much like yourself).
Your 'point' #3: "explain zoids posts to me ( maybey hes to edcucated and im not educated enough. pls zoid write more simpler like kellaina."
I promise, by the end of this evening, you will see everything with a startling clarity. And all the pressure and voices inside your head will be gone.
In conclusion, I will definitely be playing by your rules, 'ndugu', and giving you the utmost of my attention. It's the least I can do, considering how little time you have left.
By the way, since people can't pronounce (that means 'say') your name, I'm just going to change it to 'nugget'. I know you won't mind.
Tutorially,
zoid
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ANNOTATED for the limited intelligence of ndugu:
1.) trepanation
http://stevesangster.com/~scott/
2.) you ARE the topic, and crying is the point
3.)
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explain zoids posts to me ( maybey hes to edcucated and im not educated enough. pls zoid write more simpler like kellaina.
You know, ndugu? It is amazing that you can spell 'explain' but not 'maybey'
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CALLMEATH wrote:
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Ndugu, how do you pronounce your name? It's gonna be my new word for crap.
He doesn't know how to pronounce it either. Just call him 'nugget' from now on. You know, as in 'butt nugget'.
I already asked him and he doesn't mind. ...At least the parts of his mind that are thus far in the biopsy pan aren't complaining. The rest of him is whimpering softly, but not about the misuse of his name.
Have a nice day!
Boringly,
zoid
"Can I call you 'Ath'?" -Malcolm Reynolds, Shindig
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embers:
Thank you for the link to trepanation. All my references on the subject are entirely too clinical for someone of nugget's limited ability to comprehend, and frankly too alarming for a child of nugget's tender 25 years. Your link was much more 'child friendly'.
Getting some of those pesky multiple personalities out of his head is really not all that painful, per se, although it can be scary, since there's a distinct sense of things coming out of one's head that should not be coming out; but, this misgiving passes after a short time. Did you know that the brain itself has no pain sensors? Trepanation can be performed while the subject is still fully conscious. This is helpful, since the subject (nugget, in this case) can actually see all the evil as it comes out...
Now, where did I put those fava beans?
Hannibally,
zoid
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