ask ndugu
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UPDATED: Thursday, April 12, 2007 02:56
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Here are the facts as they are:
Ndugu is Swahili for brother...
NnnnnnDoooooGooooo
funny as KaKa is also Swahili for brother, let's call him KaKa instead.
Here are the fictions as they are:
Exceptions:
No due guru? (the spiritual translation)
New doo goo? (prepare the hair care)
In dug you? (what a quagmire)
Go sign my Guest Book,
http://www.geocities.com/thisbrownhouse
Then download Serenity,
http://homepage.mac.com/rocketplane/FileSharing8.html
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ImEarly:
I yield to your superior knowledge, but I'd mention that the names 'nugget' and 'KaKa' have a similar redolence, and 'nugget' shares some of the original's consonants. I also considered 'InDooDoo', but it has three syllables and nugget can't track more than two at once. Wouldn't want to confuse him.
But, okay. KaKa it is...
Excrementally,
zoid
P.S.
Regarding your moniker: I once had a girlfriend who scared the living crap out of me by proclaiming, "ImLate"! 'ImEarly' is a lot less threatening.
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Originally posted by CALLMEATH:
Ndugu, how do you pronounce your name? It's gonna be my new word for crap.
OOOH! That sounds like fun! Let's use "Ndugu" as a synonym for bad words!
"Damn, I stepped in some dog Ndugu. Now it's all jammed up in the nooks and crannys of my best sneakers."
1st Fighting man: "You're an a$$hole!"
2nd Fighting man: "Oy, yeah? Ndugu you!"
Woman in passenger seat of car man is driving: "Will you ndugging STOP aready and ask someone for some NDUGGING directions??"
Now you guys try!
Mal-licious
I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.
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'Lish:
How about, "nugget has ndugu for brains!" -or- "Hey, baby! What d'ya say we get ndugu-faced, rip each other's clothes off and ndugu the ndugu out of each other? Just for ndugus and grins."
On second thought, ImEarly was right: 'KaKa' is a lot less confusing, when it comes to appropriate usage. Some concepts really should not get mixed...
Worshipfully,
zoid
P.S.
I guess you were right: I had to deal with nugget after all. I was really hoping it would just go away on its own. Don't get too hopeful, just yet; but nugget hasn't replied since my 'woodshed' post. He's probably just gone to bed so he can be fresh for his remedial classes tomorrow (right after he phoned in his vote for Amerian Idol). I predict he'll be back, with what seems like witty repartee to him. Then I'll give him his second dose...
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hello everybody zoid has burned me so badly i am going to stop this thread.
can you stop this thread shiny pls.
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Originally posted by Starrbaby:Quote:
Originally posted by slayer730:
Let the grammar fest begin!
Oooh! Me too!
I'm not a Teacher, but I have my BA in English. My husband calls me a grammer natzi.
We should make a club.
Then you might not mind me pointing out that it's "NAZI". . .not "Natzi".
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Evil, Lecherous Hump
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hello static an you tell me what zoid was saying in his posts i only half read the first one and all i understood was taking me to the wood shed but he cant do that cos hes in another contry.
then calling me nugget is nugget a burn cos in my country nugget means gold.
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Originally posted by ndugu:
hello static an you tell me what zoid was saying in his posts i only half read the first one and all i understood was taking me to the wood shed but he cant do that cos hes in another contry.
then calling me nugget is nugget a burn cos in my country nugget means gold.
He's trying to say that you're a moron. An idiot. Pondscum.
On the evolutionary scale, you're somewhere between head cheese and a toaster oven.
You're a skidmark on the underwear of life.
You've the social appeal of vomit.
You're as popular as a turd in a punchbowl.
You're so unpopluar, you could make a train take a dirt road and a pit bull climb a plate glass window.
You're a cumstain on the pillowcase of society.
And you're apparently lazy as well. Because any idiot with a computer and internet access can look up the definition of the word 'nugget', and it doesn't mean GOLD.
nug·get
1. A small, solid lump, especially of gold.
2. A small compact portion or unit: nuggets of information.
You will note that the word does not mean GOLD.
I'm curious, fuckstick. . .
How many fansites for different sci-fi shows do you pull crap like this? Do you really have nothing better to do? Does it make you feel powerful and clever to provoke people to anger with your self-assumed ignorance? What is this? The new racism? It's socially unacceptable to hate blacks, latinos and asians, so your new outlet for self-loathing is to pick on sci-fi fans?
Is it because you're afraid telling a 'nigger joke' will earn you a broken jaw, but picking on some of us won't?
Or is it simply because hiding behind your computer screen, whether you're in mommy's basement, some middle-school computer lab, or from your office as the Senior VP of some major corporation, you feel powerful and clever? Safe in your anonymity. . .knowing that you don't have to suffer the sort of consequences you'd suffer if you actually had the balls to come to a gathering of us and speak like this to our faces?
You bore me, and yet you also inspire pity. You remind me of students I have, who have nothing to do every day but come to school and talk trash about anyone they can, simply because they are filled with so much self-loathing, that they have no other outlet.
So how old were you when Daddy left? Or has he left yet? Is he too drunk to walk out?
Does Mom smack you around much?
How often did 'Uncle Charlie' touch you in your 'danger zone'?
Fuck off.
Put a plastic bag over your head and breathe deep.
Go play in traffic.
Blow dry your hair IN the shower.
Watch TV in the tub.
PLEASE find something more productive to do with your time than provoke us. I suggest therapy and lots of it, because you obviously have some deep, burning issue you need to work out.
Work it out elsewhere and leave us alone.
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Evil, Lecherous Hump
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At this moment ... I'm Soooooo proud to be in Static's harem :)
There's something about a man who truly knows how to use language that makes me all ... gooey inside. *swoon*
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Originally posted by Static:
On the evolutionary scale, you're somewhere between head cheese and a toaster oven.
You're a skidmark on the underwear of life.
You're a cumstain on the pillowcase of society.
I'm curious, fuckstick. . .
What is this? The new racism?
You bore me, and yet you also inspire pity.
Put a plastic bag over your head and breathe deep.
Blow dry your hair IN the shower.
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Then you might not mind me pointing out that it's "NAZI". . .not "Natzi".
Nope, don't mind at all. Infact, I appreciate the help. Though my grammer's pretty good, my spelling usually relies on a spellchecker. (Thus my suggestion to out little friend.)
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