ask ndugu
POSTED BY: ndugu
UPDATED: Thursday, April 12, 2007 02:56
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Originally posted by zoid:
Sound familiar? It should.
ah, Zoid, you're thinking this is the return of Fireflyfan23 AKA James and his Mother, Juliestevens (with the Father who Mom said was alive but James said was dead...)
who became famous in March:
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=15&t=8881
I think it sounds like him too...
and of course Spartan42 could probably confirm that.
P1nkispunk: if we are correct, and NDUGU is our old friend James then we already know that this troll is a young guy still living at home, because Fireflyfan23 (his earlier alias) self discribed in his own profile as:
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One day i will break out of this ice fortress known as "my parents basement" and when i do i will walk right up to the counter of a mcdonalds restraunt order 7 drinks. Then throw each of them at the girls face one after the other.
edited to add:
oops, sorry Browncoat...you posted while I was still taking a long time writing my post, hense the repetition
(great minds think alike)
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BrownCoat1, et ma famille:
Thank you all for your kind regards on my anniversary. It was wonderful evening, thanks entirely to the company of the one in whose presence (and arms) I spent it. My wife has the loveliest spirit of anyone I've ever met.
Speaking of spirits: I am currently finalizing an appropriate response to our little 'ndugu'. My personal style is more 'crushing blitzkrieg' (a la, the initial 'combatant' phase of the latest Iraq War), rather than 'humane police action' (as in the subsequent activities in that country). And I ain't afraid to go 'nukular' in the opening, middle and final phases, either; which is why I'll never run for President.
Systemic cancers require a careful course of chemotherapy. The little ones just need to be burned off and biopsied. I think ndugu's more of a malformed mole, than anything worthy of a contemplative approach.
So, I'm firing up the chemical laser, and I'll get back to y'all in a bit...
Surgically,
zoid
P.S.
It likewise doesn't hurt to give him time to supply more rope for himself, or to tuck his tail and run, if he has any sense at all. Next time he posts, he's gonna draw back a bloody stump, I promise.
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"Burn the ndugu and boil the troll, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity (sort of)
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So ... exactly how do you pronounce ndugu?
"I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life, anybody's life. My life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die."—Deckard reflecting on Nexus 6 Replicant Roy saving him.
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B.o.N:
You can't possibly be asking 'ndugu' how to pronounce it. He caint evn spel his flames properly.
But, assuming he were actually African, rather than a Chicagoan surburbanite with a mental disorder, it would be pronounced 'un-DOO-Goo', with the 'un' pronounced with only a hint of the short 'u' sound; a glottal stop.
Respectfully,
zoid
P.S.
The laser's charged, applying topical anesthetic now...
P.P.S.
Very apt quote by the way; but I'm going to retire the little replicant in any case, philosophical considerations notwithstanding. Using your implied analogy, I see him as more of a Leon than a Roy Batty model. "Replicants are like any other machine - they're either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit, it's not my problem." -Deckard'zoid
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"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity
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Originally posted by p1nkispunk:
*ponders* are there girls trolls?
Is that a sexist thing to ask?
Why p1nk, a female Troll's a Trollip.
(Am I the only one who enjoys reading Robert Asprin's 'Myth' series?)
- Leto_V
"Well, my days of not taking you
seriously are certainly coming to
a middle." - Mal
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This is pretty much the worst thread ever made.
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Beat me to it. LetoV!
A female troll is a trollop. So says the "Myth" series. LOVE those books.
"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"
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Beat me to it. sgtgump!
"This is pretty much the worst thread ever made." I only wonder why it hasn't been 'round-filed' yet...
v/r,
-zed
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Quote:
Originally posted by Knibblet:
Beat me to it. LetoV!
A female troll is a trollop. So says the "Myth" series. LOVE those books.
"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"
Indeed. Any book(s), where you can't get through a page without a knee-slappingly bad pun or other bizarre statements, couldn't possibly be anything but a fun read.
... Uh oh! Deevals! Hide your wallet!
- Leto_V
"Well, my days of not taking you
seriously are certainly coming to
a middle." - Mal
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BlackoutNights, you had to do it! Now I gotta ask you: is Blade Runner better with or without the voiceover?
...don't mean to convert this to a Blade Runner thread, just it's my favourite movie.
Chrisisall
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