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MONTANAGIRL

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 12:35 AM

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Originally posted by Starrbaby:
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Originally posted by slayer730:
Let the grammar fest begin!

Oooh! Me too!
I'm not a Teacher, but I have my BA in English. My husband calls me a grammer natzi.
We should make a club.

Thank goodness I'm not the only one driven nuts by stuff like that. My mom is an English teacher and I have an English minor (albeit in Lit). Can I join too?

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

IMEARLY

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 1:30 AM

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tonight's my 16th wedding anniversary.

Congratulations, the 1st of the month was my wife and I's fifth.

No really.

Go sign my Guest Book,
http://www.geocities.com/thisbrownhouse
Then download Serenity,
http://homepage.mac.com/rocketplane/FileSharing8.html

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 2:25 AM

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Originally posted by zoid:
You're a moron.

I knew I loved you for a reason!

Happy 'versary.

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

ZOID

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 3:18 AM

'Lishus:

I finished responding to your email, and received notification you had just found my response to ndugu. Like I said, I've got to get to bed soon (wink-wink, nudge-nudge), so I don't have time to fully excoriate the little troll tonight. But I'll get back to him tomorrow, unless this thread gets sh*t-canned. I don't chase 'em into Troll Country...

But, here's a prediction: At some point, ndugu's AIDs-positive mommy will post, saying she didn't know little ndugu was on the Internet (since they don't have a phone or ISP) and was surprised to find that the people on FFFn were so rude to him. She will then promise never to let him back onto this horrific website, where people think it's fun to abuse innocent children who can't even afford grammar.

Sound familiar? It should. Like I said, I'll deal with this idiot more fully tomorrow, as I have done at least twice before. (He'll take offense at that too, just as he did the last time.) It's not even fun anymore. Whacking trolls is just a chore, like plunging a clogged toilet, except more distasteful...

And p1nkispunk:
No, there is no such thing as a female troll. Females are entirely too soulful for such low behavior. Nope, it takes a prepubescent male, to make a troll of this kind. Usually, the 'prepubescent' troll is less than 25 years of age, and the urges to insult strangers and disguise his identity go away entirely the first time he has sex with someone other than himself or an immediate family member.

So, let's hope ndugu stops masturbating and having unprotected sex with his mother soon. She's AIDs positive, you know.

Safely,

zoid

P.S.
Okay, so I couldn't resist bloodying him a little tonight... Gosh, I hope he fights back. It's a lot more fun when they keep getting back up and sticking their chin out.
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"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

CAITE

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 5:13 AM

To all those who expressed an interest in grammar, I started a shiny new thread for us over here http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=9363

Please, come on over!!!

Oh, P.S. ndugu, I might have hijacked your thread. Malicious, I hope you're proud of me I learned everything I knew from you, your royal highness!!

KELLAINA

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 5:26 AM

Wow, I go to class and work and the troll thread heats up!

ndugu:

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you know what my favourite person on the internet is?

the person who points out spelling mistakes then acts like they burned you

Huh? Does the second sentence make sense to anyone else?

And even if it does, I don't care if speling or grammar aren't your strengths. But there is a difference between honest mistakes and being too lazy to structure sentences.

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as you might of guessed kellaina you are now my favourite member here, you can ask me advice if you want but if its about your weight be prepared for some harsh answers.

note i wasn't calling you fat, so don't get offended.

Weight? Where the hell did that come from? I was thinking more along the lines of a Dear Abby type thing, but from a troll's perspective (like how to deal with the trolls under the next bridge who keep you up at night).

Of course I'm not offended by you calling me fat! You can't see me!!!!

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ps your wrong about the whole moved removed thing, if it was moved somewhere else it would of had to have been removed from the place it originaly was wouldn't it.

You have a point, surprising as that is (and grammar notwithstanding).

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kellaina i apologise for my trollish post you arn't really my favourite poster and you can't ask me any questions.

Darn. I'm crushed.

Knibblet:

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Personally, I find it difficult to read many posts across many boards because of the horrendous spelling, lack of sentence structure and other "illiterate little kid" tip offs.

What Knibblet said. (And thanks for the defence, by the way

)

ImEarly:
'Death of a Troll' cracked me up! 'Mine is an evil laugh...'

Zoid:
Happy anniversary!

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. -"Angel"

NDUGU

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 5:26 AM

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Originally posted by Zeek:
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Originally posted by ndugu:
i don't have microsoft word.

ah this isn't a problem. http://www.openoffice.org/

Enjoy.

why thank you sir

hello kellaina because you made a long post about my spelling mistakes youre my favourite poster again.

TLACOOK

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 5:35 AM

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Originally posted by zoid:

But, here's a prediction: At some point, ndugu's AIDs-positive mommy will post, saying she didn't know little ndugu was on the Internet (since they don't have a phone or ISP) and was surprised to find that the people on FFFn were so rude to him. She will then promise never to let him back onto this horrific website, where people think it's fun to abuse innocent children who can't even afford grammar.

Sound familiar?

I am so glad that this scenario happens here too and not just over on the OB. Highly amusing thread.

Did you know that we have created Troll Hockey over on the OB? It can be very entertaining but, alas, the OB is so hard to find that we get very few trolls these days.

NDUGU

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 5:45 AM

can someone tell me what zoids talking about i really diddn't understand what he was trying to say and pls don't talk about my family i diddn't say anything about yours.

]Originally posted by Kellaina:
Wow, I go to class and work and the troll thread heats up!

ndugu:

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you know what my favourite person on the internet is?

the person who points out spelling mistakes then acts like they burned you

Huh? Does the second sentence make sense to anyone else?

in case you have no friends and arn't with the latest words burned means a insult

And even if it does, I don't care if speling or grammar aren't your strengths. But there is a difference between honest mistakes and being too lazy to structure sentences.

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as you might of guessed kellaina you are now my favourite member here, you can ask me advice if you want but if its about your weight be prepared for some harsh answers.

note i wasn't calling you fat, so don't get offended.

im not to lazy i just dont know

Weight? Where the hell did that come from? I was thinking more along the lines of a Dear Abby type thing, but from a troll's perspective (like how to deal with the trolls under the next bridge who keep you up at night).

sorry all my realationship advice always ends in aids

Of course I'm not offended by you calling me fat! You can't see me!!!!

yeah i cant but you probably are (no offense)

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ps your wrong about the whole moved removed thing, if it was moved somewhere else it would of had to have been removed from the place it originaly was wouldn't it.

You have a point, surprising as that is (and grammar notwithstanding).

thank you

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kellaina i apologise for my trollish post you arn't really my favourite poster and you can't ask me any questions.

Darn. I'm crushed.

don't be your my favourite poster again

Knibblet:
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Personally, I find it difficult to read many posts across many boards because of the horrendous spelling, lack of sentence structure and other "illiterate little kid" tip offs.

What Knibblet said. (And thanks for the defence, by the way )

you seemed to understand my post pretty well

ImEarly:
'Death of a Troll' cracked me up! 'Mine is an evil laugh...'

i diddnt get it

Zoid:
Happy anniversary!

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. -"Angel"

BROWNCOAT1

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 2:07 PM

Zoid wrote:

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But, here's a prediction: At some point, ndugu's AIDs-positive mommy will post, saying she didn't know little ndugu was on the Internet (since they don't have a phone or ISP) and was surprised to find that the people on FFFn were so rude to him. She will then promise never to let him back onto this horrific website, where people think it's fun to abuse innocent children who can't even afford grammar.

Sound familiar? It should. Like I said, I'll deal with this idiot more fully tomorrow, as I have done at least twice before. (He'll take offense at that too, just as he did the last time.) It's not even fun anymore. Whacking trolls is just a chore, like plunging a clogged toilet, except more distasteful...

Reading over this thread, and the original rightfully dispatched to Troll Country did in fact remind me of our last Troll experience.

Seems like Fireflyfan23 & his "mom" JulieStevens are back. Same bad grammar. Same spelling mistakes.

For those that missed his/her first appearance, find it (also sent to Troll Country) here:

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=15&t=8881

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