Disney's new Star Wars movie fails hard and nobody even cares enough to report on it...
POSTED BY: 6ixStringJack
UPDATED: Wednesday, June 24, 2026 20:59
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Feminization of Hollywood killed it. Boys of YouTube will save it.
P.S. Obsession took 1st place again on Monday after TWENTY FIVE DAYS in release.
It beat Scary Movie which has only been out 4 days.
Backrooms came in 3rd with 11 days.
Masters of the Universe came in 4th in just 4 days.
Star Wars came in 5th with just $1 Million on day 18.
Hollywood cooked itself.
Looks like I was right again, Second.
You said they weren't making movies for me. They weren't making their shit for ANYBODY.
Just for Vote Blue, No Matter Who faggots like you who never pay to see any of it anyway.
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The Super Mario Galaxy Movie became the first film of 2026 to make over a billion dollars. This was the sequel to The Super Mario Bros. Movie, which earned $1.4 billion. Despite the sequel underperforming the original, it’s the most successful film of the year. That’s good news for superfans of this plucky plumber. But it’s bad news for everyone else, because the success of this subpar sequel ensures that cinematic slop is here to stay.
To get this started, I need to rip the band-aid off with a harsh truth: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is bad. Like, really, really bad. On Rotten Tomatoes, it currently has a critical score of 42 percent. Generally speaking, critics griped about everything feeling weightless and meaningless in this movie, and that the threadbare story was practically tacked onto the animation as an afterthought.
More at https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/fant/super-mario-galaxy-billion-
dollars.html
Wanna smell how bad Mario the Plumber stinks after a day of unclogging sewers?
Get a whiff of brightly colored turds for free by downloading the movie:
https://uindex.org/search.php?search=The+Super+Mario+Galaxy+Movie&
c=1
Anya Taylor-Joy is Princess Peach, Brie Larson is Rosalina, and Chris Pratt is Mario. If you prefer to squander money in support of the Hollywood lifestyle, hear these three in the theaters because the movie is still selling tickets to children and stupid adults.
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You want to get destroyed more?
Keep posting in my threads, faggot.
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https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_super_mario_galaxy_movie
Verified Audience Score: 88% / Verified Hot / 10,000+ ratings
https://www.cinemascore.com/
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Fuck your little bitch ass critics and their soy-infused puss-brains.
Nobody gives one single fuck what any of them think anymore.
You've lost the culture war. Forever.
You fucking Democrat voting boomers failed.
You had a good run, but that's all over.
And your faggy bitch ass Kamala Harris voting kids?
Yeah... They're an evolutionary dead end too. They don't have kids. They don't want kids, and they're not fucking the right way to make any, anyhow.
You're finished.
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Oh, no! Trumptards have found a new reason not to go to Hollywood’s movies:
'Aliens are demonic spirits and are part of the end times deception. Jesus Christ is lord, and every knee shall bow. See how simple that is?' one Trumptard shared on X.
Steven Spielberg has sparked outrage online after suggesting his upcoming alien blockbuster could force Christians to reconsider some of their most deeply held beliefs. Disclosure Day, the director's highly anticipated film out Friday, follows a whistleblower who races to release classified evidence proving that extraterrestrial life exists, upending the established world order. During a CBS News interview, Spielberg reflected on how confirmation of intelligent life beyond Earth could affect religious faith, saying, 'The movie also takes the position of the church.
'What does this do to the fundamental beliefs that many of us have? Is God our God only on this planet? Or is God a god for every system where there's civilization and intelligent life, and even developing life?' The Oscar-winning filmmaker argued that proof of alien life would force many believers to confront difficult questions about God's role in a universe that may be filled with other intelligent civilizations. Spielberg's remarks, however, have sparked a heated debate online, where many Christians have deemed it 'ridiculous' that a movie would sway them away from their faith.
One user posted on X in response to the director's statements, saying: 'I can promise you it won't. Not even for a second.' While another shared: 'The Alien Psyop will definitely make people question their faith lol.' An X user posted: 'We've had 70 years of sci-fi movies with aliens. I think Christians will survive this movie with their faith intact.'
Others revived the theory that aliens are nothing more than demonic forces, an idea previously touted by Vice President JD Vance.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/jd-vance-says-he-was-obsessed-ufos-be
lieves-aliens-actually-demons
It is time for a reboot of Trump's good friend Mel Gibson’s R-rated Jesus snuff film The Passion of the Christ [2004]. It made a huge fortune at the theaters! Trump appointed actor and director Mel Gibson as a "Special Ambassador" to "troubled" Hollywood.
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Quote:https://www.metacritic.com/movie/the-super-mario-galaxy-movie/
Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
Fuck your little bitch ass critics and their soy-infused puss-brains.
Nobody gives one single fuck what any of them think anymore.
You've lost the culture war. Forever.
You fucking Democrat voting boomers failed.
ReelViews
If the idea of spending 90 minutes in a movie theater seeing gorgeously rendered versions of a hugely popular gaming world and its characters going through the motions appeals to you, then The Super Mario Galaxy Movie will scratch the itch.
By James Berardinelli
ScreenCrush
Maybe there’s just no time for things like “cohesive character development” or “a compelling story” when you’ve got to service as much Nintendo IP as humanly possible in barely 90 minutes before credits.
By Matt Singer
TheWrap
So lacking in substance and purpose that after a while you can’t even hear the dialogue over the incessant sound of Aristotle’s ghost punching himself.
By William Bibbiani
The Times
The film is torturous to sit through and, for me, provoked periods of actual physical discomfort. I had to stab myself repeatedly in the hand with a pen to distract from the howling distress. It’s that bad, and that offensive.
By Kevin Maher
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Quote:
Originally posted by second:Quote:https://www.metacritic.com/movie/the-super-mario-galaxy-movie/
Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
Fuck your little bitch ass critics and their soy-infused puss-brains.
Nobody gives one single fuck what any of them think anymore.
You've lost the culture war. Forever.
You fucking Democrat voting boomers failed.
ReelViews
If the idea of spending 90 minutes in a movie theater seeing gorgeously rendered versions of a hugely popular gaming world and its characters going through the motions appeals to you, then The Super Mario Galaxy Movie will scratch the itch.
By James Berardinelli
Reasonable take.
Quote:
ScreenCrush
Maybe there’s just no time for things like “cohesive character development” or “a compelling story” when you’ve got to service as much Nintendo IP as humanly possible in barely 90 minutes before credits.
By Matt Singer
Fag, who's apparently too busy baking that he's never had time to watch a movie based off of video games before. (He REALLY wants you to know that he bakes on his website).
Quote:
TheWrap
So lacking in substance and purpose that after a while you can’t even hear the dialogue over the incessant sound of Aristotle’s ghost punching himself.
By William Bibbiani
Fag. With just about the smuggest cunt look about him that I've ever seen.
All that this 55 year year old virgin and involuntary homosexual is missing is his fedora to complete the look.
"M'lady."
Quote:
The Times
The film is torturous to sit through and, for me, provoked periods of actual physical discomfort. I had to stab myself repeatedly in the hand with a pen to distract from the howling distress. It’s that bad, and that offensive.
By Kevin Maher
Fag, and a cutter.
His gay twitter tagline reads as follows: "Chases frothy bubbles, while the world is full of troubles, and anxious in its sleep."
So are you an alcoholic and a cutter, or do you like cutting yourself while taking bubble baths? Or is this some sort of homosexual dog whistle that goes over the heads of all the men above middling levels of testosterone?
Let's just say that we know this dude is 100% on the side of illegal alien invaders that are out in the streets stabbing and trying to behead the rightful citizens of Ireland. He, unlike the others here, isn't a bad looking guy, so he's probably got a Beard of a wife that he loves watching get fucked by random Muslim invaders while he sits in the corner and jacks off watching it.
Maybe they're mad that there's too many white voices in the movie. That always pisses off the fags. Or maybe these particular fags are on Disney payroll or something.
Universal is going to dominate Disney going forward.
I'd sell all your Disney stock now, fags.
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Quote:6ix, you and Elon have much in common:
Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
Let's just say that we know this dude is 100% on the side of illegal alien invaders that are out in the streets stabbing and trying to behead the rightful citizens of Ireland. He, unlike the others here, isn't a bad looking guy, so he's probably got a Beard of a wife that he loves watching get fucked by random Muslim invaders while he sits in the corner and jacks off watching it.
Elon Musk condemned for effort to ‘whip up unrest’ in UK after Belfast knife attack
https://attentiontotheunseen.com/2026/06/10/elon-musk-condemned-for-ef
fort-to-whip-up-unrest-in-uk-after-belfast-knife-attack/
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Quote:
Originally posted by second:Quote:6ix, you and Elon have much in common:
Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
Let's just say that we know this dude is 100% on the side of illegal alien invaders that are out in the streets stabbing and trying to behead the rightful citizens of Ireland. He, unlike the others here, isn't a bad looking guy, so he's probably got a Beard of a wife that he loves watching get fucked by random Muslim invaders while he sits in the corner and jacks off watching it.
Elon Musk condemned for effort to ‘whip up unrest’ in UK after Belfast knife attack
https://attentiontotheunseen.com/2026/06/10/elon-musk-condemned-for-ef
fort-to-whip-up-unrest-in-uk-after-belfast-knife-attack/
The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two
I don't know about that, but good for him.
Fuck your Muslim invaders. It's time for all of them to go back to the fucking desert where they belong.
They don't want to leave? We'll give them a reason to fear white people.
Remember kids... All the serial killers are white.
It's because everyone else is too stupid and/or lazy.
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Quote:The "Hollywood" Feud: Musk continued a days-long Twitter/X crusade against director Christopher Nolan and the Academy Awards, pushing claims regarding diversity mandates and casting in Nolan's upcoming film The Odyssey. He even used xAI's image-generation models to create a viral, "all-white" AI-generated trailer for ancient Greek figures, which drew additional backlash.
Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
I don't know about that, but good for him.
Fuck your Muslim invaders. It's time for all of them to go back to the fucking desert where they belong.
They don't want to leave? We'll give them a reason to fear white people.
Remember kids... All the serial killers are white.
It's because everyone else is too stupid and/or lazy.
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Musk Boosts Misinformation About ‘The Odyssey’ In Days-Long Crusade Against Christopher Nolan Movie
https://www.forbes.com/sites/conormurray/2026/05/15/musk-boosts-misinf
ormation-about-the-odyssey-in-days-long-crusade-against-christopher-nolan-movie/
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