The SereniTREE on Rukus, Pleasure Planet of the Cozen Cluster

POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Sunday, March 20, 2005 21:04
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THEREALME

Friday, March 18, 2005 4:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:

Yeah Sparky, don't puke in the punch bowl, and tell us it's Alphabrt soup!!!!!

-Ratboy

Come, now, Rat. That's unfair. That quote you selected was from way back during the Forgotten Not a Guy/Girl clubhouse. Why, I had just constructed Sparky. He still had a few bugs in him...

And punch...

And guacomole with chips...

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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BRIDE7

Friday, March 18, 2005 4:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
(*whisper* since they’re not really real!).

I HEARD THAT!!!!

THEREALME

Friday, March 18, 2005 4:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Bride7:
Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
(*whisper* since they’re not really real!).

I HEARD THAT!!!!

*The Real ME shivers.*

First that Riverclone and now THIS!

I'm all manner of creepified!

Uh, I mean... Welcome, Bride7!

Uh, I guess I'll get on with that job interview post that I almost had ready. You may feel free to take your own course, of course.

* The Real Me wanders off, muttering to himself. *

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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THEREALME

Friday, March 18, 2005 4:22 AM

(EDITORIAL NOTE: This was written before Bride7 was apparently adopted by a real person, back when the Brides were just minor characters that I was trying to write out of the story.)

* The Real Me stands in front of the SereniTREE. He clears his throat and addresses the sky. *

Cozen? Captain Jack Silver?

* The Real Me turns to face the exit ramp on the SereniTREE. *

Are you ready, ladies?

* Five women walk down the SereniTREE exit ramp and set foot on Rukus. They are of various heights, weights, and ethnicities. Their garb varies considerably, from skimpy Las Vegas showgirl outfits to a well-tailored business suit. The Real Me again faces the sky. *

Cozen and/or Captain Jack Silver, the Brides have expressed an interest in interviewing for positions in your establishment, since I really can’t seem to get them involved in any plot-lines on the SereniTree.

* The Real Me gestures toward the small woman in the business suit, with large glasses and dark hair pulled back in a bun. *

Bride4, here, is quite intelligent, and possesses an advanced business degree. She could be a manager or accountant for you.

* The Real Me gestures toward the woman in a chef’s outfit. *

Bride7 is a fabulous cook.

* The Real Me gestures toward the tallest of the women, dressed in dark trousers and a white shirt.

Bride3 can mix drinks and deal cards.

* The Real Me gestures toward the pair dressed (almost) as showgirls. *

Bride5 and Bride6 are performers, and could entertain your customers.

* Three more women come down the SereniTree ramp. The first is a blonde woman holding a sheathed katana. The second is a strongly-built woman wheeling a dolly. The third is strapped to that dolly, with neck, waist, arms, and legs secured and wearing a face mask Hannibal Lector-style. *

Bride2 is quite athletic and Bride1 is… well, an assassin, I think. They could serve as bouncers.

* The Real Me comes near (but not TOO near) the restrained figure. She pulls against her bonds, trying to reach him. *

And this is the FemaleReaver. Among other things, she is a master of disguise. I figure that she would make a FABULOUS “Mistress of Pain,” if you have an opening for one of those.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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MONTANAGIRL

Friday, March 18, 2005 4:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
MontanaGirl, it occurs to me that I never properly thanked you for the wiles-practicing that you did on me so long ago. Please forgive my rudeness for the long delay. If you will allow it, I will express my appreciation now.

I didn't mean to imply that I expected reciprocation. Especially as you are a seasoned professional at this, while I was trying out my wiles for the first time on you. It hardly seems to be a fair balance of minioning. On the other hand, thank you ever so kindly.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

THEREALME

Friday, March 18, 2005 4:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
I didn't mean to imply that I expected reciprocation. Especially as you are a seasoned professional at this, while I was trying out my wiles for the first time on you. It hardly seems to be a fair balance of minioning. On the other hand, thank you ever so kindly.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

You are welcome, MontanaGirl.

Don't worry. Whatever you indended, you certainly DESERVED some reciprocation.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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BRIDE7

Friday, March 18, 2005 4:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Bride7 was apparently adopted by a real person./b]

i wasnt adopted you wrote me in to existencs and i see u think im a nice cook thancs

RAT

Friday, March 18, 2005 5:25 AM

I think we should have an initiation for the manifestation of Bride#7!!!

-Ratboy

THEGREYJEDI

Friday, March 18, 2005 5:51 AM

Should we maybe, I dunno, start a new thread?

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THATWEIRDGIRL

Friday, March 18, 2005 6:04 AM

The Beach Party has moved....

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=9180

go have fun and love your neighbors.

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