The SereniTREE on Rukus, Pleasure Planet of the Cozen Cluster
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Sunday, March 20, 2005 21:04
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(Tut! Tut!)
Dancin' by the Nile!
(Disco Tut! Tut!)
The ladies like his style!
(Boss Tut! Tut!)
He ate a crocodile!
(Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, King Tut!)
Ah, for the days when I could remember ALL the lyrics. Help us, ThatWeirdGirl! You're our only hope!
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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When I was a little kid I LOVED this song!
I always got such a kick out of the monkey part. Yea, ok, so I still think its hilarious! This is what I remember:
King Tut
How'd you get so funky? Funky Tut
They said you were a monkey.
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, King Tut
King Tut
Now if I'd known,
They'd line up just to see him, King Tut
I'd've taken all that money,
And bought a museum. King Tut
Buried with a donkey, Funky Tut
He's my favorite honkey.
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, King Tut
Dancing by the Nile, Disco dancing
All The ladies love his style.
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Help us, ThatWeirdGirl! You're our only hope!
*twg, stops torturing Ebo, softly remimnding her that she is free to touch Static in any other thread...just not this one. She then wraps her sarong around her and places one of those arrow-thru-the-head headbands on...*
Well, since you asked nicely...I do happen to have this in my iTunes:
Now when he was a young man he never thought he'd see (King Tut)
People stand in line to see the boy king (King Tut)
How'd you get so funky (funky Tut) *wriggle*
Then you'd do the monkey *does monkey*
(Born in Arizona moved to Babylonia King Tut)
Now if I'd known the line would form to see him (King Tut)
I'd take up all my money and buy me a museum (King Tut)
Buried with a donkey (funky Tut)
He's my favorite honky
(Born in Arizona moved to Babylonia King Tut) *TRM joins in*
Dancing by the Nile (disco Tut)*bus stop*
Ladies loved the style (boss Tut)
Rocking for a mile (rockin Tut)
He ate a crocodile
He gave his life for tourism (tut, tut, tut)
Golden idol (tut, tut, tut)
He's an Egyptian! (tut, tut, tut)
They're selling you (King Tut)
Now when I die now don't think I'm a nut
Don't want no fancy funeral just one like old King Tut (King Tut)
He coulda won a grammy (King Tut)
Buried in his jammies
(Born in Arizona moved to Babylonia
Born in Arizona got a condo made of stone-a (sic) King Tut)
*twg removes the headband...gives Ebo a big hug and whispers a secret in her ear. twg returns to her beloved's arms with two brats, a pint, and a kiss*
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Can we not revel in our cyber-love?
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* Stunned by the performance of ThatWeirdGirl, The Real Me falls to his knees and bows humbly. *
We are not worthy!
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
*twg removes the headband...gives Ebo a big hug and whispers a secret in her ear. twg returns to her beloved's arms with two brats, a pint, and a kiss*
Oh, ThatWeirdGirl, I can get you a couple of highchairs for your brats. They seem very well behaved. Is it near feeding time?
* The Real Me thinks a moment. *
Uh, since I was talking about brats sizzling on the grill for us to eat, I think that I will stop this sad joke HERE.
Sorry.
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Born in Arizona got a condo made of stone-a (sic) King Tut)
I have never loved you more than I do at this very moment.
Quote:
*twg removes the headband...gives Ebo a big hug and whispers a secret in her ear. twg returns to her beloved's arms with two brats, a pint, and a kiss*
**Smiles and opens the blanket so his beloved can cuddle with him. He munches the bratWURST (glares at Simon) and sips his pint as he watches the rest of their friends enjoy themselves**
I must say. . .this thread has taken the most delightful of turns. I love a good beach party.
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http://burstsofstatic.blogspot.com/
Evil, Lecherous Hump
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* A spot of light appears in mid-air near the campfire, and slowly expands to become a ring of fire surrounding a dark void. From this hole in reality steps The Real Me. With some effort, he pulls a grill after him, already sizzling with burgers, brats, hot dogs, and even a veggie burger or two for folks as like thosethings. *
Greetings, everyone! I have dinner ready!
Oh, TRM! You dear, WONDERFUL man!
*jake7, starving, bounds over to get a hot dog and all the fixin's. Not only does Sparky have condiments, but also potato salad, cole slaw, green salad and a host of other tasty side dishes. jake7 finishes filling her plate and goes back to her chair on the beach and gratefully tucks in*
TRM, this is DELICIOUS! Where'd you learn to cook like this?
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:Quote:
ThatWeirdGirl, in keeping with the Egyptian theme, how about singing Steve Martin's "King Tut" next?
Ah! One of my all-time favorite songs!
My favorite part is:
If I'd known, they'd line up just to see him,
I'd taken all my money, and bought me museum!
Just kills me!
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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Originally posted by Static:
**Smiles and opens the blanket so his beloved can cuddle with him. He munches the bratWURST (glares at Simon) and sips his pint as he watches the rest of their friends enjoy themselves**
What did I do to be oh so glared at? Oh, the false accusations, I can't take it anymore...
Anyone else want to play hangman? Beach party word games, always a favourite at sunset.
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Originally posted by Static:
"You know. . .I need to scare up some firewood or somesuch."
**This being a pleasure planet of Cozen's design, a large wave breaks upon the shore, running up near Static's feet. When the water recedes, Static notices that a large ammount of driftwood has been deposited.
Dry driftwood. Wow.
Indigo strokes into the beach, stands up, pulls off her dive mask and snorkle and waves a cheery hello. Her Bloody Mary Roberts persona washed away by the warm, clean ocean water. Her tan is noticeably improved.
"Oh there you all are! Sorry I've been away so long; I got really distracted by this gorgeous cove I found -- the diving is perfect! You wouldn't believe the fish and coral. Oh hey, beach party!"
She wades ashore and pulls out of her Bag of Holding a couple of bottles of retsina and raki, some olives, pita, feta, several fish, and a beach cloth.
Humming "I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date... ah heck, what is time anyway?"
Japanese Windows error msg:
Screen.
Mind.
Both are Blank.
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