CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #19
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 22, 2005 14:10
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Stop......LOL.......please stop...... LMAO....ribs breaking.........LOL.....*cough*....LMAO....can't take much more.....LMAO.....
Everyone dies alone.
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Adam (off-camera): "You should'a seen Nathan's reaction when I told him FOX had cancelled the show. He sure did look purtty in that dress tho'.
Everyone dies alone.
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Wash was really upset that he couldn`t wear a fancy frock & floral Bonnet for the next caper & Mal was just so upset that Inara wouldn`t lend him one of her dresses!
Darin (Zol.)
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Mal looks away intently as Wash attempts to cough up a loogie and shoot it at the mudders milk in front of him, causing it to fall over and spill everywhere.
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Wash doing his impression of the myth of Earth that was. This is the part where she puffs out her cheeks and blows out the sky.
or
Wash: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! And that's how I was born. Now, when I was two, I discovered that toes tasted good, so...
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WASH:"198 DAYS!!!!?!?!Why can't it come out NOW!?!?!"
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WASH:"........JAAAYYYYYNNNNNEEEEE!!!THE MAN THEY CALL JAYNE!!!!!"
OR
WASH:"YAY!!We finally got to a crappy town where i'm a hero!!!Listen to that song!!!WAAASSSHHHH!!!!WE'RE STARTING A MOSH........."
OR
WASH:(drunk singing):"JAAAAAYNNNNEE, TEH AMN THEY CALL....wait........................................................................................
..JAYNE'S A GUY?!?!?!?!"
OR
WASH:"GAHHHHHH!!!!NEED.....WATER!!!JALEPENO PEPPERS......GORRAM STRONG!!!!"
OR
MAL:"Kaylee, could you please stop Wash from crying?"
KAYLEE:"But Mal, you didn't let him buy that slinky dress!!!!"
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Firstly, chollet, were u quoting from this website?
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/
the following link?
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29/
which is as we all know, rutting brilliant!
anyhow, for my attempt this week;
MAl: It's not funny Wash
WASH: You honestly thought he was a woman?
MAL: Until the very last moment yeah, i'm ordering you to stop laughing WASH, it's not funny.
WASH: I'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing at myself..... I've got a sly captain!
Everyone loves magical trevor, cos the tricks that he does are ever so clever, look at him now dissapearing a cow, where is the cow heading right now?
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Hey Duke - badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger, mushroom, mushroom - great site, weebls-stuff!
On to business....
"....she was standing by the thing, with the gosslings, and the thing, so I walked up behind her and said 'Hey LAAAADEEEE'...."
-Jerry "Lee" Lewis Washstein
(See, 'cause today is both Alan Tudyk's and Jerry Lewis' birthday.....)
MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."
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Wash (wailing and whining): Captain! Kaylee took my T-rex again, and she won't give it back!
Mal (in an admonishing tone): Kaylee. Now give Wash his T-rex back or you will be sent to bed without dinner.
Kaylee (whining): But, Cap'n. Wash was dancing around in my dress and he spilled oil on it!
Mal: I don't even want to know.
"They tell ya to never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is, on occaison, hilarious." -- Mal
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Wash: AAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAHHHG!
Mal: Gorramit Wash. We're having a serious conversation here.
Kaylee: Uh Captain! I think Wash's chest is is ...is movin'! There's something in his chest there!
Wash: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHG!
The sounds of cracking bones and flesh as a small creature protrudes from Wash's ribcage.
Mal:Hmm, must have been parasites in the protein.
Keeper of Jayne's goggles. 8)
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