CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #19
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 22, 2005 14:10
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
(Kaylee):See Saffron? He makes everybody cry. Even Wash. He's like a monster.
(Mal):
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes
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Got another one:
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
(Wash): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
(Mal):
For those of you saying "huh?", watch the pilot episode again (as if you needed a reason watch it again
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Wash: MY EYES! MY EYES! Somebody BLIND ME!
Mal: Note to self: Never again get Jayne drunk enough to make him think he's a stripper.
Simon(OS): THIS must be what going mad feels like.
Kaylee(OS): Wonder where he found boxers with little fireflys on them...
Crowd(OS): TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT ALL OFF!
KMS
'We're not obsessed, we're focused.'--Gizzie
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Mal: "Guess he don't like the cornbread either."
Everyone dies alone.
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Wash practices for his Oedipus Rex audition.
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'Trust me - I know what I'm doing!' - Sledge Hammer
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal stared on in amazement as Jayne delivered the fastest Atomic Wedgie Wash had ever had the misfortune of recieving.
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Wash: I DID NOT MURDER HIM!
Mal: (annoyed) Do I look like Will Smith to you?
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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When Mal told Wash what would happen if he kept spoiling the punchline's of his jokes, the foolish pilot didn't believe him, to his own ruin...
OR
ALAN: "Hey, this isn't decaff... SUMMER!"
NATE (thinking): "That's my ruttin' joke!"
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Barret: "I been here since the beginnin', an' I still don't know what the hell's goin' on either."
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"...I'm not a man who likes to swear,
But I've never cared for the sound of bein' alone..." -Neil Diamond, I am... I said.
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I know that this scene takes place before my quoted reference, so don't hold it against me:
Wash: "And so I was like: 'You leave him alone! Take me instead!' And Mal was like: 'Yeah, take Wash...I'm way too pretty to...No! Not my ear! WAHHHH!' And so Niksa was like...."
Mal (Thinking): He's a good pilot...Serenity NEEDS a good pilot...
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Wash (Horribly Off-Key): "JAAAAAYYNE! The man they call JAAAAAAYYNE!"
Mal (Thinking): Now I know why they don't allow guns on Canton
So far, my votes go to SimonWho for the reference everyone's favorite pastime of crotch punching and to Horrid's (intentional?) reference to 'Big Train' and the World Stare-Out Championship.
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'What people call impossible is just stuff they
haven't seen yet...'
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Ai ya! What a week of hi-larious action! Almost as funny as hitting a man with a closed fist! I tell you, this weeks winner was well deserved! But first, the honorable mentions (for week 18)...
Pumamanredux: MST3K cross-over. 'Nuff said.
*gets up to the podium and accepts his cheesy plastic statue of what else ... Mal wearing his tight pants*
"I want to thank the Academy and all those who liked the caption and Haken and heck the whole ruttin' 'verse."
'Trust me - I know what I'm doing!' - Sledge Hammer
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