CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #19
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 22, 2005 14:10
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THIEF!!!
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Mal suddenly realised that Zoe had been looking for her dropped knife for rather too long.
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
THIEF!!!
thus the 'shameless' :)
Mal (thinking): I thought he said there wasn’t anywhere on her body that he wouldn’t put his tongue. Note to Evil Self: Buy more hot sauce for Zoe.
KMS
'We're not obsessed, we're focused.'--Gizzie
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Wash just couldn`t keep tune when singing `The Hero of Canton` song and ended up just blurting out the words - Much to the annoyance of the Captain
or
Wash - "**SPLURT** - What do you mean I`ve been dropped from appearing in Serenity the Movie?"
Darin (Zol.)
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Wash: What is in this?! Cilantro?!!
Mal: And he wonders why we leave him on the ship during capers. *sigh*
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"I've seen you with no clothes on, never thought I'd see you naked."
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Mal (thinking): Does he really think he's a gorram pirate? I knew he was always a little . . . out there . . . but how do you wake up one morning, look in the mirror, and say "Arr, I'm a pirate?" Somebody really needs to tell him that ain't the way it is. And his accent just sucks.
or
Wash: So a pirate walks into a bar, and he has a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper.
Mal (thinking): Not this joke again . . .
Wash: And the bartender looks at him and says, 'hey, you have a gorram steering wheel sticking out of your zipper!' And the pirate says 'Arrrrr!! It's driving me nuts!'
I mock you with my monkey pants
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Wash: "BWAH!"
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I just snorted boiling hot coffee out my nose. Oy, my sinuses!
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Originally posted by grrarrg:
...'hey, you have a gorram steering wheel sticking out of your zipper!' And the pirate says 'Arrrrr!! It's driving me nuts!'
"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"
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Quote:
Originally posted by Knibblet:
I just snorted boiling hot coffee out my nose. Oy, my sinuses!Quote:
Originally posted by grrarrg:
...'hey, you have a gorram steering wheel sticking out of your zipper!' And the pirate says 'Arrrrr!! It's driving me nuts!'
"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"
With as much crap as comes out of your nose its amazing you take in any nutrients.
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"I've seen you with no clothes on, never thought I'd see you naked."
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It's a good thing I love you, brother. You're one of the more guilty parties in this problem. Just you wait until next time we play "Balderdash". Stop Pushkin me Blutus. *muttering about brothers who think they're gorram funny and stuff*
love ya 
love ya 
Quote:
Originally posted by Volstock:
With as much crap as comes out of your nose its amazing you take in any nutrients.
"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"
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