CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #19
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 22, 2005 14:10
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Ai ya! What a week of hi-larious action! Almost as funny as hitting a man with a closed fist! I tell you, this weeks winner was well deserved! But first, the honorable mentions...
Pumamanredux: MST3K cross-over. 'Nuff said.
DarkJester: Oh my, that was the best worst pun, like, ever!
Now for the meat on our spaghetti, the week 18 winner:
A hearty welcome to KMS into our CTHoF! (That is Caption Tightpants Hall of Fame for the acronymically impared 
). Now onto week 19, which has ol' cappy his own self, but Wash is stealin' the show!
WASH: *honk honk honk*
MAL (thinking): Wu de tyen ah! Is he doing that 'Help, somebody is juggling me' rutting goose joke again?
(note: "Wu de tyen ah" is "Dear God in Heaven")
Now maybe you could say a prayer and slide on by, but I am thinkin' you can top that caption! Have a go!
Cilantro!
TCM
P.S. Just a few more weeks, and I will draw a name for the first ever prize awarded in Caption Tightpants! All winners and honorable mentions are in the drawing! But don't fret, I'll have some other surprise drawings along the way to September when I have another big drawing!
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Mal (thinking): Every time we use the Crybaby, Wash has to go and add ruttin' sound effects.
Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.
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First off, congrats to KMS!!! That was hilarious.
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
In negotiations, the Captain was known for his poker face. Wash, not so much.
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Wash:And then we found the Cap'n stranded in the dessert, and he was naked! Ha ha ha...
Mal:(thinking) He wont be finding it so funny in about thirty seconds when I shove one of these candles up his pee goo.
"If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do"
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totally skiffing the quoutes from BtVS, but here it goes...
Wash: They GOT the MUSTARD OUT!!!
Mal: Oh my God, I'm cured! I want the boys!
Keep shiny!
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal pretended not to notice Wash hacking up another hairball at the table.
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
WASH: *honk honk honk*
MAL (thinking): Wu de tyen ah! Is he doing that 'Help, somebody is juggling me' rutting goose joke again?
(note: "Wu de tyen ah" is "Dear God in Heaven")
Now maybe you could say a prayer and slide on by, but I am thinkin' you can top that caption! Have a go!
Cilantro!
TCM
Mal: (Thinking:) "I am so sick of his gorram "James Brown" impersonation."
Wash: HAAAAAAAAAAYY! I feel good!!!
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got a couple ideas; maybe i'll post more later. I feel a creative spur coming on.
Wash: "....and the cat made a face like THIS before i hit it with the mule...."
Mal: "Hasn't this already been done?"
or
Wash: "..and we were having such a great time at the Christmas party, and they just came up and told us we were cancelled! WAAAHHHH!!!"
Mal: "Didn't anyone tell him yet about the movie?"
Alternate: Wash: "..and just as we hit the 150 day mark, they pushed us back 5 months! WAAAHHHH!!!!"
Mal: ".........."
or
Wash: "Kenyaaaaaaa....oh, kenyaaaaaaaa...."
Mal: "........he really HAS been drinking......"
"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
A hearty welcome to KMS into our CTHoF! (That is Caption Tightpants Hall of Fame for the acronymically impared
Thanks, Everyone!!! I’d like to thank the Academy… Arggghhh!! Not River’s Academy!!! They’re stealing my brain!!
Silliness aside….. onto this week’s caption:
Mal: I know that Wash said he never used to like hairy women until he met Zoe, but if he hacks up another hairball, I’m gonna kill him.
Or
Mal (thinking): I told him it would freeze that way if he kept making that face.
Or
Wash: Arrrgh!!!
Mal (scolding Jayne across the table): I told you not to touch the Little Man THERE!
Jayne (OS): But, Mal, he’s just like a PEZ dispenser.
(shamelessly stealing from Alan Tudyk on the Firefly gagreel)
KMS
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