The SereniTREE on Rukus, Pleasure Planet of the Cozen Cluster

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UPDATED: Sunday, March 20, 2005 21:04
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THEGREYJEDI

Tuesday, March 15, 2005 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by Knibblet:
I thought y'all might be interested to learn that Knibblet has the concession booth selling all sunscreen and lotion products on this planet.
This includes lotions that heat up when you blow on ... 'em. :)

"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"

Sunscreen?! Fie and pah! It is only for those who cannot tan! Besides, 24 hour sunsets make it difficult to get a tan anyway.

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STATIC

Tuesday, March 15, 2005 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
well I was workin on continuing our wholesome romantical type evening on the beach and then Knibblet posts:
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I thought y'all might be interested to learn that Knibblet has the concession booth selling all sunscreen and lotion products on this planet. This includes lotions that heat up when you blow on ... 'em. :)

How am I going to stay all sweet with chocolate clones, optional clothing, and heating lotions?

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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After silence, that which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
--Aldous Huxley

You know. . .I think you and I should investigate some of those warming lotions sometime.

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THEREALME

Tuesday, March 15, 2005 12:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by jake7:
*jake7 notices that TRM is in a black suit*

TRM, aren't you going to boil in that thing? Cripes! If I did my math right from the last thread, it's over 90 degrees here!

Check your closet, I'm SURE they have a swimsuit in there that you can use!

Actually, Jake7, I’m quite comfortable. I came up with 82.4 degrees F. The formula given earlier was an approximation. The actual formula (if I derived it correctly) is: F = 1.8 * C + 32.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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THEREALME

Tuesday, March 15, 2005 12:29 AM

Quote:
Mal-licious wrote:
TRM! I will race you to the sand....

Excellent, Mal-licious!

* The Real Me glances out of the hotel window to the beach below. *

Yes! I will race you to…

* As The Real Me looks back, Mal-licious is nowhere to be seen. Gazing out of the window again, he sees Mal-licious already on the beach, moving quickly toward the sea. *

Hmmmm… She’s FAST!

* The Real Me opens a dimensional portal and steps through, to appear next to Mal-licious. He looks around. *

Quote:
Mal-licious wrote:
I win!

Ohhh, look! Real stars wash up instead of starfish...

Ooooooh! Yes, pretty “star” fish!

* Suddenly puzzled, The Real Me looks around. *

Cozen! Are we your only customers, or do other ships come through here?

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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RAT

Tuesday, March 15, 2005 12:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
I came up with 82.4 degrees F.

THANK YOU!!! I thought I'd gone nuts,....Well, not to say I haven't, but as it would appear, not about this!

-Ratboy

RAT

Tuesday, March 15, 2005 12:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Real stars wash up instead of starfish...

...Burn the land, boil the sea...

-Ratboy

MONTANAGIRL

Tuesday, March 15, 2005 12:59 AM

No, it's definitely a 3 as you can see from my previous post:

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Just so y'all know, I've claimed room #3. It's the one with the black door with the trademarked 3 and Dale Earnhardt's signature on it. cozen sure thought of everything didn't he?

But that doesn't mean that there can't be TWO room 3's. This is a pleasure planet for crying out loud, and if it pleases both of us to be in room 3, then we both get a room #3. And it's not like anyone is going to confuse mine with yours. Unless you're going to put The Man's signature on your door too, 'cause that would be confusing.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

EBONEZER

Tuesday, March 15, 2005 1:37 AM

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Originally posted by montanagirl:
No, it's definitely a 3 as you can see from my previous post:

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Just so y'all know, I've claimed room #3. It's the one with the black door with the trademarked 3 and Dale Earnhardt's signature on it. cozen sure thought of everything didn't he?

B]

Whoops my bad. Did I say three? I ment #14. They look so similar. You can see where I met my confusion.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

SIMONWHO

Tuesday, March 15, 2005 1:47 AM

My room number is 23, in case anyone needs to know. Anyone? No?

Okay, fine. No problem. In that case, I'll just go and make cult TV references on my own.

Be seeing you.

MALICIOUS

Tuesday, March 15, 2005 2:37 AM

SimonWho!

23 is my very favorite number! Would you share room numbers with me like Ebo and Montanagirl are? The numbers of the rooms, not the actual rooms, if I am understanding correctly.

If I am not understanding correctly: while I do not share very well, I am PHYSICALLLY CAPABLE of doing so. And I am very neat and courteous of my roommates. Or room-number-mates, as the case may be.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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