Club Confused

POSTED BY: KaySky
UPDATED: Thursday, March 31, 2005 04:54
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SOUTHERNSLAYER

Sunday, March 13, 2005 9:37 PM

Male nipples..... WHY?

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

CASUALTY

Sunday, March 13, 2005 9:53 PM

I have a friend who loves man nipples! She's nuts.

Also did anyone else notice that in the Disney version of Aladdin, Aladdin has no nipples! Very odd. Also Jasmine's eyes are furthur apart than her waiste.

"If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do"

SOUTHERNSLAYER

Sunday, March 13, 2005 10:01 PM

Come to think of it did the genie have nipples?

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

KAYSKY

Sunday, March 13, 2005 10:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SouthernSlayer:
Come to think of it did the genie have nipples?

Not sure on that one. But he is a genie so if he didn't have them, he could always give himself them.

NUMEROCINCUENTAUNO

Monday, March 14, 2005 6:37 AM

Quote:

On the subject of men, do they really like blonds better?

Coincidentally, earlier today and apropos of nothing, I remembered the following response of a mature man on the subject from DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER, and wondered how they managed to get away with it:

Bond: "Weren't you a blonde when I came in?"
Tiffany: "Could be."
Bond: "I tend to notice little things like that, whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette."
Tiffany: "And which do you prefer?"
Bond: "Oh, providing the collars and cuffs match..."

Irony of referring to James Bond as mature duly noted.

For the rest of us, it is a purely limbic response:

Blonde = young
Young = fertile
Fertile = me want make babies
Babies = me want skip town

You asked. I like to think a few of us manage to rise above the purely reptilian brain on rare occasions. Hence the confusion.

CHANI

Monday, March 14, 2005 1:28 PM

I have to protest Sonnombulist! I have seen a baby camel. In fact many a baby camel was seen during my 5 year stint living in Dubai. They are very cute. I almost forgot how ugly and smelly they become later in life.

Chani

THESOMNAMBULIST

Monday, March 14, 2005 2:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Chani:
I have to protest Sonnombulist! I have seen a baby camel. In fact many a baby camel was seen during my 5 year stint living in Dubai. They are very cute. I almost forgot how ugly and smelly they become later in life.

Chani

Hey that's so cool. No need to protest I'm sure they exsisted - just I've never seen one. And they never seem to be the focus of any Natural World programmes on TV so It was just a mystery to me. It's about one of the few animals that seems to receive no TV coverage. If I were a camel I'd be really offended -

It's always the lions, and there "Awww soo cute cubs!!"

"Pah!!!"

I'd be like :

" Hey camera men - check out my hump!! Look It's an iddy biddy cute lil' hump wanna take some photos??? I can chew funny too!! Wanna hear a joke - A lion an Elephant and a ..."

And they'd be all like:

"...Nah we're gonna watch some cute cubs rip apart a wilderbeast that the lioness brought back - aawww so cute"

and I'd be like:

"Damn!! I just can't compete with that!"

Not easy being a camel.....

So do baby camels have humps?

The
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ODDNESS2HER

Tuesday, March 15, 2005 6:30 PM

Static, if the vacuum literally "scares the crap out of the cat" I hope it's an especially powerful (and odor absorbing) one. Otherwise, the whole exercise is self-defeating.

THATWEIRDGIRL

Tuesday, March 15, 2005 7:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by KaySky:
On the subject of men, do they really like blonds better?

I hear folks say that all the time, but when it comes down to practical application...the blondes are always sitting by themselves at the bar, wandering alone in the store, or flitting around with girlfriends. I think guys prefer the auburn and russet tresses of the world.

I've been wrong before I cold be wrong on this too.

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THATWEIRDGIRL

Tuesday, March 15, 2005 7:19 PM

I've always wanted to double post

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