Club Confused
POSTED BY: KaySky
UPDATED: Thursday, March 31, 2005 04:54
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Originally posted by Cybersnark:Quote:It's kinda like the pin on a big springy grenade. . ./B]
Originally posted by TheSomnambulist:
What happens if you do pull the tags off? Is there like a matress police?
Boom!
I admit to a certain trepidation when pulling those things off. The hair rises up the back of your neck, you peek over your shoulder and into the corners to check for tag police, and then stealthily *rip* the little
off! Hah! Ah hah, hah, hah! Take that tag police, I defy you!Yes, I admit to wierdness.
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Originally posted by TheSomnambulist:
I emplore you consider England for many things; rolling landscapes, quaint shops and old world buildings, it's history, cricket, it's relatively low crime rate and it's wonderful theatre... But fun!!!! No I don't think so :)
We're still looking the meaning up in the dictionary.
Well, I'm sure if I did visit England all the locals would be saying, "Oh god, not another one of those stupid
American girls". Afterall, once I moved South all I heard was, "Oh god, not another one of those stupid
yankees".****
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Originally posted by TheSomnambulist:
...But back to the original question - why are they on your matresses over there in the US? What happens if you do pull the tags off? Is there like a matress police? Would you be arrested, fined, imprissioned sent to a far away land what?
There are police. They come after you. Two by two, hands of blue.
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How can pulling off the tags be so wrong when it feels so right?
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Originally posted by lissa:
why are guys completely unintelligible and completely clear at the same time?
~lissa, spwhore
On the subject of men, do they really like blonds better?
I just spent $150 and 3 hrs. of my day at the salon changing my hair to blond yet again. After the salon I stopped by a sandwich shop to pick up something to drink and I get asked out by the sandwich guy. I've been to that sandwich shop at least a dozen times in the last few months and he's waited on me, but now suddenly that I'm blond I get asked out. I so do not get that.
Please, men, enlighten me.
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Being clueless is a good thing.
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I don't know about 'confused'. . .
but this falls into the category of "Things I Don't Know . . .but things I Do Know."
I DON'T know why there's a headlight on the vaccum cleaner.
I DO know that it scares the crap out of the cat.
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Originally posted by Static:
I don't know about 'confused'. . .
but this falls into the category of "Things I Don't Know . . .but things I Do Know."
I DON'T know why there's a headlight on the vaccum cleaner.
I DO know that it scares the crap out of the cat.
Silly, the headlight is there so you can see while vaccuming in the dark!
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Possibly because a wide array of men are so clueless they assume that blonde on top equals blonde everywhere, ergo less intimidating....
Then again, whadda I know 'bout anything?
Regarding confusing highway signs. Riding through the Nevada desert one fine day, I passed a sign, said, "Watch for low flying airplanes".
Huh? And, like, if I spotted one, what exactly should I have done about it?
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Originally posted by cozen:
Regarding confusing highway signs. Riding through the Nevada desert one fine day, I passed a sign, said, "Watch for low flying airplanes".
It was either Nevada or Arizona where I passed by the lovely sign, "Do not stop for hitchhikers, may be escaped prisoners".
Who's brilliant idea was it to build a prison along side the highway with no fencing seperating the highway and the prison anyways?
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If only I was Paris Hilton. Then I could lead "The Simple Life".
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Originally posted by Indigo:
Menu items: I love to read translations when travelling. My favorite while in Greece: "Intestines in Spit".
One time Jay Leno had a headline that was a menu from a spanish restaurant, selling "Old Clothes". I just about died laughing! I mean how many editors have to see somethnig before it gets on the air!
-Ratboy
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