The SereniTREE on Rukus, Pleasure Planet of the Cozen Cluster
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Sunday, March 20, 2005 21:04
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Originally posted by SimonWho:
*realises he's still dressed in his skiing clothes*
Er... is there a snowy mountain about?
*Flapflapflapflap*
Squerch!
Mean asteroid temp at ground level is 28 C. Suitable for beaches and water skiing. Help yerself to one of the boats. Personal floatation devices strongly recommended.
Ahem.
There is now one fuly functional, hair in all the right places Kaylee Frye clone. Last seen getting snitty with one of the Simon Tam clones and proceeding huffily to the sub-basement to maintain the aircon system.
At this time, cozen thingy would recommend y'all at some point make a little time to introduce yourselves to our new concierge, Badgerclone#1. He will be your best connection to cozencluster in terms of acquiring the more scarce fun stuff, but will likely demand certain, shall we say, fees.
The River cloning project has met with some... difficulties. For some odd reason, the lab keeps turning out extremely hirsute versions of Ebonezer, with major 'tude. And, like, who can blame 'em?
Also at this time, cozenmanifestation is delaying release of the Inara clone. This is due to a small, yet significant, study based on the effects the formerly chocolate covered Jayne clone has had upon the formerly very nicely behaved Montangirl.
Squalk! It behooves me to say no more, say no more!
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nudge, nudge
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Originally posted by SimonWho:
*realises he's still dressed in his skiing clothes*
Er... is there a snowy mountain about?
Sure are! *Ratboy points at a long winding road that leads over a cliff with jagged rocks below. As SW starts down the road, Ratboy puts his head in his hands, and says to himself "I am a delinquent".*
-Ratboy
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Originally posted by Rat:
*Ratboy points at a long winding road that leads over a cliff with jagged rocks below. As SW starts down the road, Ratboy puts his head in his hands, and says to himself "I am a delinquent".*
-Ratboy
*BJS circles at a safe remove from the fortuitously unarmed Ratboy*
Squlff!
Long odds, how ya ever sired such a nice feller as TRM.
*Flaps off to catch up SimonWho and let him in on the fact that he's entirely too over dressed for the thread*
*First, though....*
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Bombs away!
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Originally posted by cozen:
*BJS circles at a safe remove from the fortuitously unarmed Ratboy*
Squlff!
*Ratboy reach's for his boot, pulls out his LeMat, then fires nine rounds at the annoying bird....they all miss, fireing the shot, (thinking it was bird shot) he missed again*
Okay, who loaded me with buck shot?
-Ratboy
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Originally posted by cozen:
The River cloning project has met with some... difficulties. For some odd reason, the lab keeps turning out extremely hirsute versions of Ebonezer, with major 'tude. And, like, who can blame 'em?
Oh oh. Last time there was a word i didn't understand, we ended up with an effigy. Stand back kids, this could be dangerous.
*Ebo types 'hirsute' into webster.com*
Lesse here...
"Hirsute: HAIRY 1; especially : covered with coarse stiff hairs"
Ewwww. Thats icky.
Hey, I didn't realize there was another thread, so i made more posts on the old thread. But i'll put them here for your-selves to read.
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Originally posted by montanagirl:Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Well, I always try to be good.
But sometimes, I'm excellent!
I don't think you're excellent, I think you're SHINY!
Ob my theater trip this weekend, we were talking about cool things. And this one chick was like, "I spell cool K-E-W-L."
And my friend (actually i think this guy is my brother. We were totaly seperated at birth. We're like exactly the same) anyway he says, "I'm such a rebel, I spell my cool K-O-W-L."
and I'm like, "I spell it S-H-I-N-Y."
and they were confused, but too sleep deprived to wonder to hard about it. (Hey, tha'd be like me! 3 hours of sleep in the last 36 hours. Yes!) (I'm gonna look at this post later, when i'm more awake, and be like, 'why did I post that? That was stupid.')
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Originally posted by ebonezer:Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Yes, Ebo, I see you abstaining. Good girl.
...uh yeah...about that...what happens on the Theater Trip, stays at the Theater Trip though. So technicaly i am still abstaining. (no really!)
*Now that she has THAT out of the way, Ebo goes to find her room. She needs to sleep for a few days for to be less-tired.*
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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.
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Originally posted by ebonezer:
Last time there was a word i didn't understand, we ended up with an effigy.
We ended up with an effigy to shellac??
-Ratboy
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Originally posted by cozen:
This is due to a small, yet significant, study based on the effects the formerly chocolate covered Jayne clone has had upon the formerly very nicely behaved Montangirl.
Hey buddy, everything I know I learned from you, so you have only yourself to blame.
Besides, I thought we agreed that as long as we were having a good time, anything goes (virtual-wise). And I'm enjoying my Jayne clone VERY much. Thank you ever so kindly for providing him.And hey, SimonWho's caught up with us! Yay!
Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.
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Originally posted by Rat:Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
Last time there was a word i didn't understand, we ended up with an effigy.
We ended up with an effigy to shellac??
-Ratboy
Before your time, Rat. Here's the story:
Heavily influenced by alcohol, some of the clubouse residents fashioned an effigy of Ebonezer, since our leader was absent over the New Year Holiday. After the destruction of my robot, Sparky, in the encounter with the Eldritch Horror from the Purple Dimension, I animated the Effigy to help out around here.
Now, you see, the Effigy of Ebo is the Ebo Golem.
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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Gee, Mai, it looks like Jake7 is in room number 8. We could take rooms 4 and 6 near her, if you like.
Doctor SimonWho! Good to have you back! Say, DTuck just fell into a... SimonWho, where are you going, and why are you in that parka?
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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OK people, the SereniTREE tour guide is offically on vaction! You're on your own! BTW, welcome back SW. Glad you found us again. You do realize that mountain isn't exactly skiable, right? Well, who am I to deter someone from exploring dangerous heights and sharp pointy rocks.
Sound good TRM, I'll take 4. *Hands TRM key to #6* Not that I plan on spending a whole lot of time in my room mind you. That is until I find myself a nice Simonclone to umm... "entertain" me. ah-hem anyway, time to go and check out the rooms...
*Jumps on the elevator, holding the door wide open*, anyone else going up? For some reason, it appears rooms 2-48 are all on the 23rd and 24th floor. Wonder what's on the levels in between?
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Mai, SereniTREE Tour Guide Extrodinare
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