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Hollywood's Abysmal 2023 in Numbers

POSTED BY: 6ixStringJack
UPDATED: Friday, August 2, 2024 09:17
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Sunday, January 21, 2024 5:26 AM

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If Wonka makes less than $4 million between Friday and Sunday in the states, the early pirate release might be negatively impacting the movie that's already in the Weekend 5 box office decline. We're never really going to know the answer to that question because we don't have the ability to monitor the parallel universe where pirated movies only come out after the movies finish their box office run.

In time the smartest moviegoers will understand that if they wait five weeks it is free. Then moviegoers will be the stupid ones who don't understand. Movies are already bad, but wait until Hollywood realizes that all the ticket purchasers are the stupidest. Then movies will sink to depths previously never reached.

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people. People can easily be persuaded to accept the most inferior ideas or useless products; attributed to H. L. Mencken.

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly



Some people prefer the movie-going experience than watching it at home. Not just some, but a very sizable portion of people.

And once again, Five Nights at Freddy's was available to stream legally on day one for a $5.99 Peacock subscription without spending a further dime on "renting" the movie. Yet it still grossed over $295 Million worldwide on a $20 Million budget, with $157 Million (or more than half) of that coming from an international audience. So no. This is hardly an American-Specific phenomenon.


But I get your argument. With how much food costs under the Biden* Administration even when you're cooking everything at home, it's pure insanity these days to eat out at restaurants with the prices they need to charge to stay afloat. Even with grocery prices as high as they are in 2024, I can still eat for nearly a month on what a family of 5 is going to be set back for one single night out dining.

What's even more perplexing to me is people paying $10 or more to eat dinner at McDonalds for their processed shit that can hardly even be called food legally.

At least you're not paying to be poisoned when you go see a movie. Although I guess depending on what you're choosing to watch you might be letting them poison your mind with Leftist propaganda, which is arguably worse.

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Sunday, January 21, 2024 4:49 PM

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At least you're not paying to be poisoned when you go see a movie. Although I guess depending on what you're choosing to watch you might be letting them poison your mind with Leftist propaganda, which is arguably worse.

I presume you have not seen Under the Skin. Some have tried to explain its box-office failure the same way you explain everything: Too Woke. That is not at all why this film failed to profit. I don't know why Hollywood couldn't see ahead of time that this movie would not be a crowd-pleaser and therefore not film it.

Under the Skin failed to make a profit despite universal acclaim by critics, a famous leading actress starring, and not wasting money during filming. It failed in the same way as the last scene: The stand-in for Scarlett Johansson is doused with gasoline by another alien, set on fire and the smoke rises forever while fluffy snowflakes slowly cover the camera lens, obscuring the burning alien-thing that had been Johansson. Not a crowd-pleaser in any way. Apparently, aliens are disposable and flammable same as this movie.

Under the Skin (2013)
Summary: An alien seductress (Scarlett Johansson) preys upon hitchhikers in Scotland.
Metascore 82 Universal Acclaim Based on 47 Critic Reviews
https://www.metacritic.com/movie/under-the-skin/

Production Budget: $13,300,000 (worldwide box office is 0.5 times production budget)
https://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Under-the-Skin#tab=summary

Available for FREE at
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https://tpb29.ukpass.co/search.php?q=Under+the+Skin

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Under the Skin is a 2013 science fiction film directed by Jonathan Glazer and written by Glazer and Walter Campbell, loosely based on the 2000 novel by Michel Faber. It stars Scarlett Johansson as an otherworldly woman who preys on men in Scotland. The film premiered at Telluride Film Festival on 29 August 2013. It was released in the United Kingdom on 14 March 2014, and in other territories later in the year.

Glazer developed Under the Skin for over a decade. He and Campbell pared it back from an elaborate, special effects-heavy concept to a sparse story focusing on an alien perspective on the human world. Most of the cast had no acting experience, and many scenes were filmed with hidden cameras.

Under the Skin was acclaimed for Johansson's performance, Glazer's direction, and Mica Levi's score. It received numerous accolades and awards, was named the best film of the year by various critics and publications, appeared on many best-of-the-decade lists, and was ranked 61st on the BBC's 100 Greatest Films of the 21st Century list. It was a box-office failure, grossing around US$7 million on a budget of $13.3 million.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_the_Skin_(2013_film)

What was the director of Under the Skin next big project? The Zone of Interest about the Nazi commandant of Auschwitz. Another unprofitable project for obvious reasons. If you want a thematic connection between both movies, it is the theme of cremating bodies, which is not a theme that brings crowds to movie theaters.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zone_of_Interest_(film)
https://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Zone-of-Interest-The-(2023-United-Ki
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The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

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Sunday, January 21, 2024 9:23 PM

Or maybe it was another studio trying to put out movies that would fail for tax purposes like The Bricklayer.

Or are you just picking and choosing which movies fit that model when it suits whatever point you're trying to argue?

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Friday, January 26, 2024 10:37 PM

We're still a little while away from a "final" update on 2023. I'm not going to update it until all the movies on the list are out of theaters for good. Even at that point, I expect the numbers to fluctuate quite a bit until around the midpoint of the year since the international numbers always bounce around. I don't know how many movies from the 2023 list are still in theaters, but I know that at least a few of them like Aquaman 2 and Wonka are, so maybe sometime in mid March?

If I decide to track 2024, I don't think I'll be starting that until about the middle of the year when there are a good deal of movies to track. I also will completely abandon the outdated 2.0x RoT and only track the 2.5x RoT industry standard.


Here's Bruce's recap of 2023:

https://www.the-numbers.com/news/256020830-2023-in-review

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If 2023 is remembered for one thing, it might be that it was the year when the studios lost control of the narrative. When the comfortable certainties of Marvel, DC, Indiana Jones, and Mission: Impossible were overtaken by the chaos Barbenheimer, Sound of Freedom, Taylor Swift and Godzilla.

2023 was brutal for the big super hero franchises, Marvel and DC, which had nine live-action films in theaters during 2023, the same number as 2022, but managed to generate a billion fewer dollars at the box office.



"Lost control of the narrative."

They certainly did.

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Monday, January 29, 2024 9:48 PM

Wonka breaks $550 Million worldwide this weekend with a total gross of $551,828,000.

That's a profit of $239,328,000 so far for WB on this one. Nice way to round of the year there for WB, not only covering the now sub-$100 Million loss on Aquaman 2, but it will likely end up being able to cover the deep losses they're going to experience from their ill advised $100 Million "The Color Purple" remake.

The Color Purple doesn't appear to be doing very well overseas so far. It has quite a few more countries where it will be released in the coming months, but when it grosses only $579k on opening weekend in the UK, which was very likely going to be its biggest international audience, it probably won't do much overseas to save this total flop. Currently, it's made $62,204,000 worldwide on a $100 Million budget. This is a loss of $187,796,000.

Aquaman 2's current loss is $99,898,000, with some gas still left in the tank.

The current combined losses on Aquaman 2 and The Color Purple is $287,694,000, so we're looking at only dipping further into the Barbie profits by $48,366,000 if this were the end of both of their runs, as well as the end of Wonka's run.

If I were a gambling man, I'd bet that Wonka is easily going to be able to cover the losses on both of these movies in the end. Wonka still made $5.6 Million on Weekend 7 in the states with only a -16% drop from the previous weekend.

At 441% Worldwide Gross vs. the Production Budget and more money to come, Wonka is officially a huge box office hit. Though I always said it would make some money, I have to add this to the list of incorrect predictions on my part.


There's probably going to be a few less layoffs than WB expected with this nice end-of-year surprise for them.



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Wednesday, January 31, 2024 6:05 AM

"It's a real shame that "The Beekeeper" isn't the righteous trash masterpiece that it keeps threatening to turn into."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beekeeper_(2024_film)#Critical_respo
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Domestic Releases: January 12th, 2024 (Wide) by MGM
https://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Beekeeper-The-(2024)#tab=summary

The Pirates share a free copy of The Beekeeper
https://yts.mx/movies/the-beekeeper-2024
https://psa.wf/movie/the-beekeeper-2024/



The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

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Wednesday, January 31, 2024 8:10 AM

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"It's a real shame that "The Beekeeper" isn't the righteous trash masterpiece that it keeps threatening to turn into."



MGM managed to keep the budget down to a lean $34 Million.

https://netbizplanet.in/the-beekeeper-box-office/

It's already broken even at 252% of the Production Budget and anything else it makes is gravy.


Also, The Beekeeper is a 2024 release.

Might I suggest you create your own piracy thread for 2024 releases you fuckin' dirtbag.

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Wednesday, January 31, 2024 6:09 PM

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"It's a real shame that "The Beekeeper" isn't the righteous trash masterpiece that it keeps threatening to turn into."



MGM managed to keep the budget down to a lean $34 Million.

https://netbizplanet.in/the-beekeeper-box-office/

It's already broken even at 252% of the Production Budget and anything else it makes is gravy.


Also, The Beekeeper is a 2024 release.

Might I suggest you create your own piracy thread for 2024 releases you fuckin' dirtbag.

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You do realize that this movie is a piece of crap, right? Maybe not because you don't realize Trump is a piece. Anybody who paid to see this, or saw it for free, wasted their money and their life. That waste, not Trump's anger at Hollywood's "wokeness," is why Hollywood should go out of business, but the waste attracts certain people like dead rotting animals attract flies. The Beekeeper is "Woke" because it has women in roles that, per Trump, are traditionally reserved for men.

https://www.moviequotesandmore.com/the-beekeeper-movie-quotes/

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

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Wednesday, January 31, 2024 9:10 PM

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Originally posted by second:
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Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
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Originally posted by second:
"It's a real shame that "The Beekeeper" isn't the righteous trash masterpiece that it keeps threatening to turn into."



MGM managed to keep the budget down to a lean $34 Million.

https://netbizplanet.in/the-beekeeper-box-office/

It's already broken even at 252% of the Production Budget and anything else it makes is gravy.


Also, The Beekeeper is a 2024 release.

Might I suggest you create your own piracy thread for 2024 releases you fuckin' dirtbag.

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You do realize that this movie is a piece of crap, right?



I know nothing about it. Jason Statham movies don't interest me.

All I know about it is that it's made its money back and is now up $1.3 Million in profit. And the only reason for this is because MGM is capable of making a movie on a reasonable budget in the 2020s, unlike most other studios out there. Had they spent $100 Million like Lionsgate did on Expendables 4 last year, they'd be starting off 2024 with a huge deficit, and given the fact they hardly make movies anymore, that would not be good for them.

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Maybe not because you don't realize Trump is a piece. Anybody who paid to see this, or saw it for free, wasted their money and their life. That waste, not Trump's anger at Hollywood's "wokeness," is why Hollywood should go out of business, but the waste attracts certain people like dead rotting animals attract flies. The Beekeeper is "Woke" because it has women in roles that, per Trump, are traditionally reserved for men.



You see Trump hiding behind every window and under every rock.

Get some help.




And once again, this is the 2023 Hollywood thread. The Beekeeper is a 2024 movie. Create your own piracy thread for 2024.

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Thursday, February 1, 2024 6:18 AM

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You see Trump hiding behind every window and under every rock.

Get some help.

Since around the time Goldwater ran for President I noticed that some of my fellow Americans had deep problems remaining married, sober, healthy, gainfully employed, and housed decently. I followed their life stories until the end . . . death. They had children and grandchildren with the same sad life stories but with a twist: they became Trumptards, which didn't make it likely they would stay married, healthy, and gainfully employed.

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at
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