Ten things I learned from watching Firefly
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"I only fell is all."
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The Medical Ethics of Firefly
Whilst Hipppocrates was pretty clear on the harm issue, he was a little shady on the subject of sending someone to sleepyland when they didn't actually ask to go.
It was implied consent.....
Trev.
Wisdom teeth can be stupid.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ankhagogo:
Engine grease makes some girls prettier.
As a mechanic, I can verify the "truthicity" of that statement.
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, without the pesky falling boxes
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1-Being a box-dropin', man-ape-gone-wrong-thing can earn you the respect and admiration of an entire town. And your very own riot.
2-One of you is gonna fall and die and I'm not cleanin' it up!
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, but without the pesky falling boxes
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I love this thread is still going hot
10)- The only thing dummer then a Fox excecutive, is a WB executive
9)- If a woman is in your bed and all articulate like, you may want to shoot her.
8)- Jayne has boy parts, take his word on it.
7)- Purple is the new black people.
6)- Two fry is not much of a name to have on your gravestone.
5)- Saffon says - Marriage is never easy, drugs, fist fights and occasional gunfire may be involved.
4)- Thrilling heroics is usually accompinied with questionable head gear.
3)- If shepard Book had bought bannans instead of strawberries in the pilot. They would have showed the pilot first.
2)- After getting shot the last thing you want to hear is ' You killed yourself son, I just held the bullet for a while.'
It really doesnt help.
1)-Nothing inspires Husband loyalty then a wife and her pinkie of instant death.
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Here's a few things I learned:
-Folks like a man of God.
-No, they don't. Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged.
-Even walking into an Alliance Police Station to retrieve your son will go on your permanent record.
-Mal thinks of the bachelor ranks as noble.
-The gold revolver's history is violence and crime.
-So's Mal's.
-Simon'd have to relax for thirty seconds to get his play, and that'd more or less be a miracle.
-Never suggest Mal ought to be working for the Alliance.
-Most are on Saffron inside of five minutes.
-Wash is good enough to hit a bullseye 100 miles away.
-From Deleted Scenes: History is programmed by the winners.
-Brothers and sisters can get married on some planets, but only the pretty bad ones.
-River is really crazy, but if you say it within her earshot, you get kicked in the shin.
-A pillow is not a baby.
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"As surely as the bullet rips through the victim's flesh, organ, and bone, it shatters the image of the man who pulled the trigger." -Max Payne
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Here are some things I learned
"No Power in the 'Verse can stop me"
"How come it looks like a frozen dinner plate?"
"They're whores." "I'm in"
It's not a problem, because... it's just not"
"You can shoot them" "Shoot them politely"
"when your supervisor hears about the rude and disrupt.." "Clear"
"I've been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my guns"
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Things I learned from Firefly
1)We work before we play.
2)Hold your ground.
3)Reavers ain't men.
4)As a rule, girl folk ain't to be trusted.
5)Beautiful women feeding cows milk and hay three times a day is somethin' to see.
6)Don't send your surgeon on a walk before talking to your dispreputable men.
7)Birthday is a vestigial mode of time measurement based on solar cycles.
8)It's amazin' what nothin' can do to a man.
9)When a man engages in clandestine dealings he has his preference for things being smooth.
10)Everybody dies alone.
11)A fresh brand's a dead give away.
12)Less muscle the more tender the meat.
13)Governments are for gettin' in a man's way.
14) One block of grade A foodstuffs will feed a family for a month. Longer if they don't like their kids too well.
15)For a man to lay beaten and yet breathing makes him a coward.
16)Noah's ark is a problem.
17)If your life support goes out you'll freeze to death before you suffocate.
18)The ancestral form of beer the Egyptians fed their slaves kept them from starving to death and knocked them out at night so they wouldn't be inclined to insurrection.
19)Can't miss a place you've never been.
20)Apparently there IS kissin'.
Well, as a rule I say girl folk ain't to be trusted.
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Been lurkin' a while. Just found this thread. Here's two y'all missed.
Never go a tradin' without your bullet-proof vest on.
Easy-peasy is better than humped.
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The Top Ten Things I Learned From Watching "Objects In Space":
1. Even if you're in space, you might want to watch the windows from time to time. There might be a peeping tom.
2. It is impossible for someone to fuse with a ship. I don't care how crazy or smart or how complicated her childhood was.
3. Don't go visiting a crazy, sadistic bounty hunter's intentions. He's got a mean bitchslap.
4. If you're walking down the hall of your own ship, and you see someone who shouldn't be there, don't think, just hit the bastard.
5. If you bide your time, waiting for an opportunity to take out a crazy bounty hunter, you won't succeed, and will, in fact, get yourself shot for the effort. The point is...never try.
6. Was beating a Shepherd unconcious part of the plan? It is if that ain't a Shepherd.
7. For all his love of money, and a mother who loves him, you'd think Jayne would have a blanket somewhere.
8. If you, in a dream, pick up an errant stick, for God's sake, don't point it at anyone.
9. Who could fix the doctor if he got shot? Zoe, that's who!
10. Resign to your fate. If you were a cool enough character, and your "resurrection" is all the more improbable...Joss Whedon will bring you back for an ominous turn as the "Big Bad" someday. Floating off in the blackness of outer space is no reason to give up!
Whew! Been ahile, but honestly, I was waiting for someone to bring the thread back!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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