Time for some juvenile humor! Funny book titles/ authors. Add some more!
POSTED BY: SIGNYM
UPDATED: Tuesday, November 16, 2021 03:48
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Guaranteed to offend someone, somewhere!
The Taming of the West, Barb Wire
Yellow River, I.P. Dailey
Deli Meats, Frank Furter
The White Cliffs, Ilene Dover
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Brown Stain on a Wall by author Hu Flong Dong
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Under the Bleachers by Seymour Cytes.
Scottish Ferry by Ben Dover and Phil McCracken
Irish Ferries by Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald
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The Chemistry of Scent, Al D. Hyde
The Basics of the Legal System, Dewy, Cheatham, and Howe
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Oh. c'mon you silent folk out there! Don't tell me you never did this in junior high?
Fitness for Children, by Jim Nasium
Are You Serious? by Joe King
Russian History, by Ivan Teratitov
Mixology, by Bart Ender
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Pity would be no more,
If we did not MAKE men poor - William Blake
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The Black Kettle, T.H.E. Pot
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Going Too Fast, Jack R. Abbott
History of US Slavery, I. M. White and H. E. Black
The Problem of Alcoholism, Ona Bender
Unable to End It, Peter Out
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Solving Dilemmas, Ina Bind
Finding Deals, Earl E. Byrd
Gravity Explained, Theo Ree
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Originally posted by SIGNYM:
Oh. c'mon you silent folk out there! Don't tell me you never did this in junior high?
I'd have to google to get any more that you guys didn't already get. I haven't heard these in over 30 years. Reading them was part cringe, and part wishing that these simple little things in life were still enough to make me laugh.
By the time I was in junior high everybody was doing "yo mama" jokes.
Yo Mama so fat she fell on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Mama so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.
Best Confucius joke I heard was "Confucius Say: Man who sit on toilet is high on pot."
The Who Flung Dung joke made me think of that, although where I came from it was Who Flung Poo. Yellow River was also written by I. P. Freely.
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Vaccinated People: "You need to get muh vaccination shots that don't work because I got muh vaccination shots that don't work and I'm afraid of people that didn't get muh vaccination shots that don't work because muh vaccination shots that don't work don't work."
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Yanno what they say: Simple things for simple people. I must be simple. They STILL make me laugh!
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Pity would be no more,
If we did not MAKE men poor - William Blake
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Quote:I forgot a bunch before I got to the posting window.
Originally posted by SIGNYM:
Oh. c'mon you silent folk out there! Don't tell me you never did this in junior high?
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