The NEW Faster Loading Treehouse
POSTED BY: Malicious
UPDATED: Saturday, January 15, 2005 20:09
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*a blinding light appears, hovering above Simon's head. A head squeezes thru*
Hi!!! It and I are working on a solution to PR's problem. We are currently interogating several members of the blue man group. We'll be back soon.
*the hole begins to close*
Look, I have to go, IT can't hold it open much longer.
*the light fades away. Leaving SimonWho with a sore neck from looking straight above him*
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*zoid replaces empty barrel of Castlemaine's XXXX in taproom, then goes back upstairs to suffer through, er, watch EastEnders with wife*
Respectfully,
zoid
Publican, "The Bottom of the Tree"
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Okay, now I have sore ribs from dropping onto the bar, a sore wrist from where PR grabbed it and a sore neck from looking up at ThatWeirdGirl. And I didn't even actually get into the fight. I prescribe myself a massage.
Right, back to cleaning the Treehouse up. I'll get the mop and bucket. Don't worry, I had to do this all the time in med school after an operation had gone catastrophically wr.. er, after the patient tragically didn't pull through.
*whistles innocently*
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*a small pinpoint of light slowly grows hovering high in the air. Just as TWG is about to jump onto the floor, SimonWho moves beneath her with his mop. The hole closes behind her.*
Ouch! Sorry.
*TWG seems to have knocked him out. She sits him up near the couch and places an empty bottle in his hand in hopes that he'll beleive he passed out on his own.*
Hey, how's PR doing? IT and I worked all weekend on a solution...drink this. *TWG hands PR a shot glass filled with a simmering violet elixir.*
It should work. We combined root beer, a dro pof IT's blood to key onto her genetic signature left over in PR's brain, a drop of my blood to expell any confusion, three tablespoons of velveeta, one teaspoon each of kosher salt and vanilla, a quarter cup of milk, and a capful nyquil. So this should also clear up any cold symptoms you may have.
Go on drink up. I tested it and didn't die, so there's a decent chance it could work.
*TWG ralizes that she wasn't very nice to Simon. She runs into the bathroom and back out to Simon's side. She sits down next to him and applies a cold compress to his head and softly sings the themesong to Patty Duke.*
Poor Simon. I'm really sorry.
*TWG begins to gently rock him back anf forth like a baby.*
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Whsa... wha? Oh, my head hurts Sarah Jane, where am I?
*wakes up properly*
Oh. I'm here. Ooo, something made my head sore. A bottle? Was I drinking last night? Is that why the floor is covered in ooze?
*reads thread to catch up on what happened*
Right, so it wasn't alcohol that brought me low, it was some peculiar woman.
Story of my life.
Not that I'm objecting to the cradling and singing mind you. Who is Patty Duke and how does her theme tune go?
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Some peculiar woman? Well, I...*shrug*
Doh, I forgot that you might not know about the horrible contrived shows of the 60s. Let's see, Patty Duke is Samwise Gamgee's mother. She played a teen and her identical cousin. Theme away...
Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Patty's only seen the sights
A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights — What a crazy pair!
But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.
Where Cathy adores a minuet,
The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette,
Our Patty loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes her lose control — What a wild duet!
Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike —
You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.
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Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
...root beer, a drop of IT's blood to key onto her genetic signature left over in PR's brain, a drop of my blood to expell any confusion, three tablespoons of velveeta, one teaspoon each of kosher salt and vanilla, a quarter cup of milk, and a capful nyquil...
WHY does this remind me of college???
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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*Ebo comes out of the back rooms and rounds the corner into into common and comes face to face with - herself.*
Great merciful crap shit! What the hell is that?
*Ebo jumps under the pool table, then realizes that the pool table is on the grass by zoids bar.*
Crap!
*She jumps up and looks for somewhere to hide. Finding no place, she crawls under a throw rug.*
Do you guys see that? Its ME! With crazy word things tattoed on its face! *Whimpers*
Call me when it goes away...
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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.
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* The Real Me walks over and pulls up the corner of the throw rug. *
Ebo! Don't worry, it's just your Effigy. You remember? The one without hate? I animated it using an old trick that I read about once in an old role-playing supplement. It's the Ebo Golem, now. It's going to help us clean up the place until I can get Sparky back together.
* For emphasis, The Real Me waves about his latest find: Sparky's left hand. *
You can think of The Ebo Golem sort of like a twin sister. Or a twin cousin, like Patty Duke had!
* The Real Me thinks back on his childhood when he actually watched the Patty Duke Show. *
So is Patty Duke REALLY the mother of Sam Gamgee? I didn't know that.
* The Real Me has another thought. *
Say, ThatWeirdGirl, can you sing the Dick Van Dyke theme, too? How about from the Addam's Family, or the Munsters?
The Real Me
(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not really ignoring you.)
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Sure can!!
Adam's Family? More Patty Duke connections. Mr. Astin, Gomez, is Sam Gangee's dad.
It wasn't a perfect life. She's much happier and healthier these days.
*snap, snap*
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