Merry Christmas 2020!
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This was emailed to me from another Nextdoor neighborhood. I thought it was a hoot! I hope you enjoy it.
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Merry Christmas neighbors! Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/ decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my wine out the window, fasten my seat belt, deflate my 'passenger' dummy, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
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Oddly enough, my west side neighbors put up red and blue flashing lights around Halloween, where they still are to this day - flashing in through the top half of my side window.
It took about 3 weeks for it to wear off!
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Originally posted by SIGNYM:
This was emailed to me from another Nextdoor neighborhood. I thought it was a hoot! I hope you enjoy it.Quote:
Merry Christmas neighbors! Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/ decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my wine out the window, fasten my seat belt, deflate my 'passenger' dummy, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
I agree, you don't want to be throwing good booze out the window.
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I'm happy Christmas falls on a Friday this year, I'm getting a "4" day weekend...and my Christmas shopping is done, HA!
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HAHA!!
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And now for the REAL Christmas greeting! 
May your days be merry and bright. And may the New Year bring you health, happiness, and prosperity!
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Nah...
Long "scary" winter. No more holidays. Nothing to celebrate ever again.
What have you done today to earn your place in this crowded world? :)
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Think it might be a green Christmas around here this year. Too much rain.
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Quote:Now, if the police really DO show up at your neighbor's house, you'll never know!
Originally posted by 1KIKI:
Oddly enough, my west side neighbors put up red and blue flashing lights around Halloween, where they still are to this day - flashing in through the top half of my side window.
It took about 3 weeks for it to wear off!
I think they've developed very effective "police activity camouflage". They should patent and sell it! Guaranteed to wear down neighborhood watch captains and busybody neighbors!
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Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:
Nah...
Long "scary" winter. No more holidays. Nothing to celebrate ever again.
What have you done today to earn your place in this crowded world? :)
Awwww.... c'mon, SIX. Don't let the Grinch steal YOUR Christmas! I intend to put up a few lights again this year. No reason for our house to be ugly and dark.
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No reason behind it. My family is coward dogs. The entire lot of them. They disgust me.
What have you done today to earn your place in this crowded world? :)
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Originally posted by 1KIKI:
Oddly enough, my west side neighbors put up red and blue flashing lights around Halloween, where they still are to this day - flashing in through the top half of my side window.
It took about 3 weeks for it to wear off!
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Originally posted by SIGNYM:
Now, if the police really DO show up at your neighbor's house, you'll never know!
I think they've developed very effective "police activity camouflage". They should patent and sell it! Guaranteed to wear down neighborhood watch captains and busybody neighbors!
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Oddly enough an ambulance showed up at that house and I DIDN'T notice! until I heard the radio which was on 'speaker'. (Everyone is OK, the mom was just feeling woozy.)
That time before when it was actually the police was around 3AM after I heard what sounded like 2 shotgun blasts. They showed up silently (lights, no sirens) and I never would have noticed but for the red and blue flashing in my window, and that I was still awake and rattled after hearing what sounded like shotgun blasts right by the side of my house (the neighbor on the other side).
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But ...
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL !!!
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Quote:So what? Christmas isn't just for family, it's for everyone. Spread some cheer; you'll feel better!
Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:
No reason behind it. My family is coward dogs. The entire lot of them. They disgust me.
What have you done today to earn your place in this crowded world? :)
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Originally posted by SIGNYM:
I intend to put up a few lights again this year. No reason for our house to be ugly and dark.
No tree this year, but lots of xmas lights inside. I thought we should go big on them so I looked online for some more and they have jumped in price - insane. I ended up buying from HomeDepot because everywhere else was too much. BUT THEN, I get an email from HomeDepot saying "thanks for your order! Your order will arrive: DEC 31st!" Too funny.
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Originally posted by SIGNYM:
So what? Christmas isn't just for family, it's for everyone. Spread some cheer; you'll feel better!
Nothing to be thankful for at Thanksgiving. Nothing to be cheerful about at Christmas.
We're watching the end of America unfold before our eyes, and at half of us are cheering it on. Probably more than half.
We deserve whatever this vaccine is going to do to us.
What have you done today to earn your place in this crowded world? :)
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Quote:On Thanksgiving, I gave thanks for roof over our heads and a warm place to sleep, good food on the table and family and neighbors that cared.
Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:Quote:
Originally posted by SIGNYM:
So what? Christmas isn't just for family, it's for everyone. Spread some cheer; you'll feel better!
Nothing to be thankful for at Thanksgiving. Nothing to be cheerful about at Christmas.
We're watching the end of America unfold before our eyes, and at half of us are cheering it on. Probably more than half.
We deserve whatever this vaccine is going to do to us.
What have you done today to earn your place in this crowded world? :)
On Christmas, I believe that my neighbors are caring folk who look out for each other as best they can. EVEN IF that means wearing masks. You're letting this whole Covid-19 drive your outlook, when in reality at least half of the people of the USA are responsible, caring folk ... maskless or not ... who are doing their best to do the right thing.
I don't include the assholes here on fff.net because they are spite-filled knowing liars who just hate, hate, hate 24/7/365. But they don't represent the majority of people. Don't become like them, SIX. Don't turn into a hater.
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Originally posted by SIGNYM:
This was emailed to me from another Nextdoor neighborhood. I thought it was a hoot! I hope you enjoy it.Quote:
Merry Christmas neighbors! Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/ decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my wine out the window, fasten my seat belt, deflate my 'passenger' dummy, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
Wow, my neighbor emailed me the same thing; go figure. Let me add, poor Jack. For years now he's said it was others who were going to be depressed at the end of this year. Turns out its he who's depressed and down in the mouth. Poor Jack...
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Originally posted by SIGNYM:Quote:On Thanksgiving, I gave thanks for roof over our heads and a warm place to sleep, good food on the table and family and neighbors that cared.
Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:Quote:
Originally posted by SIGNYM:
So what? Christmas isn't just for family, it's for everyone. Spread some cheer; you'll feel better!
Nothing to be thankful for at Thanksgiving. Nothing to be cheerful about at Christmas.
We're watching the end of America unfold before our eyes, and at half of us are cheering it on. Probably more than half.
We deserve whatever this vaccine is going to do to us.
What have you done today to earn your place in this crowded world? :)
On Christmas, I believe that my neighbors are caring folk who look out for each other as best they can. EVEN IF that means wearing masks. You're letting this whole Covid-19 drive your outlook, when in reality at least half of the people of the USA are responsible, caring folk ... maskless or not ... who are doing their best to do the right thing.
I don't include the assholes here on fff.net because they are spite-filled knowing liars who just hate, hate, hate 24/7/365. But they don't represent the majority of people. Don't become like them, SIX. Don't turn into a hater.
I think I'm just done giving people the benefit of the doubt.
Full blown Nihilist from here on out.
What have you done today to earn your place in this crowded world? :)
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nihilist
a person who believes that life is meaningless and rejects all religious and moral principles.
"it is impossible to argue against a nihilist"
historical
a supporter of an extreme Russian revolutionary party c.1900 which found nothing to approve of in the established social order.
So Jack, in other words nothing changes because this has always been you.
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nihilist
a person who believes that life is meaningless and rejects all religious and moral principles.
"it is impossible to argue against a nihilist"
historical
a supporter of an extreme Russian revolutionary party c.1900 which found nothing to approve of in the established social order.
So Jack, in other words nothing changes because this has always been you.
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Go fuck yourself, neocon cocksucker.
You're the only person on this board that won in 2020. You're getting everything you wanted, you vile piece of human trash.
What have you done today to earn your place in this crowded world? :)
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MERRY CHRISTMAS
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I think Jacks upset. Look at his last post. Do you think he's upset? I do, I think Jacks upset. Jack, are you upset? I think you are. I think you're very upset. Are you Jack, are you very upset?
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Quote:About you, THUGR, I have no doubt: You're an a-hole, thru and thru.
Originally posted by THG:
I think Jacks upset. Look at his last post. Do you think he's upset? I do, I think Jacks upset. Jack, are you upset? I think you are. I think you're very upset. Are you Jack, are you very upset?
Jeez, it's Xmas already! You can't give your hate a rest, for even a month? What the hell is WRONG with you?
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In fact, I noticed that ALL of the haters in this forum ... REAVERBOT, THUGR, SECOND, CAPN, WISHY... can't lay down their hate long enough to wish everyone a nice holiday. Can't even thank Haken for the twinkly lights, and keeping the website running.
What a bunch of tools.
Well, Merry Christmas to you, anyway!
You can't take the sky from me!
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SIX, your views on Covid are based on hating older people, and now that hate has come back to bite you.
Don't be a hater. Be of good cheer: There are many good people out there. They don't get the "benefit of the doubt" because I don't doubt them in the least. My (Hispanic/Cubano) across-the-street neighbors who just had their house built- they wear masks but guess what? They voted for Trump. My around-the-corner white male neighbor who's a firefighter, shares a woodworking passion with hubby. My next-door Korean neighbors, VERY religious (you know, I'm not religious at all)- they prayed for me when my heart was stuttering. THEIR (Hispanic) next-door neighbors ... always very friendly, they put up such nice Xmas decorations every year to celebrate the season and to show they care. My backyard (white) neighbor- Neighborhood Watch captain. My other (Japanese) backyard neighbor ... takes care of her 90-year-old dad and daughter at UCI. I chat with my many neighbors when I walk the dog, and there is only one a-hole on the whole block. I like them all, whether they wear masks (or not), whether they are religious (or not), whether they voted for Trump (or not... but most of them did btw) not because of any particular ethnicity or POV but because they aren't a-holes.
This forum... has more than it's share of a-holes.
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Originally posted by SIGNYM:
In fact, I noticed that ALL of the haters in this forum ... REAVERBOT, THUGR, SECOND, CAPN, WISHY... can't lay down their hate long enough to wish everyone a nice holiday. Can't even thank Haken for the twinkly lights, and keeping the website running.
What a bunch of tools.
Well, Merry Christmas to you, anyway!
We can't be as sanctimonious or obviously fake as you, either. I thanked Haken for twinkly lights the first 5 times they came up. But saying *thanks* doesn't pay the bills, does it? Is that why you say "thanks?" It takes little effort and costs you nothing? I have donated money to Haken several times - have you? NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Quote:CAPN- Speaking of sanctimony ... actually, yes, I have.
Originally posted by captaincrunch:Quote:
Originally posted by SIGNYM:
In fact, I noticed that ALL of the haters in this forum ... REAVERBOT, THUGR, SECOND, CAPN, WISHY... can't lay down their hate long enough to wish everyone a nice holiday. Can't even thank Haken for the twinkly lights, and keeping the website running.
What a bunch of tools.
Well, Merry Christmas to you, anyway!We can't be as sanctimonious or obviously fake as you, either. I thanked Haken for twinkly lights the first 5 times they came up. But saying *thanks* doesn't pay the bills, does it? Is that why you say "thanks?" It takes little effort and costs you nothing? I have donated money to Haken several times - have you?
And, yanno, I truly do wish you all happy holidays, whichever ones you celebrate. I wish ill fortune on none of you. We have major differences of opinion, and you've slagged me maliciously, but that doesn't mean I have to be a grinch.
And neither do you.
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Originally posted by 1KIKI:
Oddly enough, my west side neighbors put up red and blue flashing lights around Halloween, where they still are to this day - flashing in through the top half of my side window.
It took about 3 weeks for it to wear off!
OH my god. My neighbors did the same to me; go figure.
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Originally posted by SIGNYM:Quote:About you, THUGR, I have no doubt: You're an a-hole, thru and thru.
Originally posted by THG:
I think Jacks upset. Look at his last post. Do you think he's upset? I do, I think Jacks upset. Jack, are you upset? I think you are. I think you're very upset. Are you Jack, are you very upset?
Jeez, it's Xmas already! You can't give your hate a rest, for even a month? What the hell is WRONG with you?
Of course he's upset with me moron. That's the point of my post. I'm having fun with it. And yes I can. However, I am having fun with you as well. Trolls hate being trolled don't ya. This thread brings me joy comrade. After all, tis the season. Hey, happy Hanukkah you Jew hating polish russian.
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Quote:You really think he's upset with YOU?
THG: I think Jacks upset. Look at his last post. Do you think he's upset? I do, I think Jacks upset. Jack, are you upset? I think you are. I think you're very upset. Are you Jack, are you very upset?
SIGNY: About you, THUGR, I have no doubt: You're an a-hole, thru and thru.
Jeez, it's Xmas already! You can't give your hate a rest, for even a month? What the hell is WRONG with you?
THUGR: Of course he's upset with me moron. That's the point of my post. I'm having fun with it. And yes I can. However, I am having fun with you as well. Trolls hate being trolled don't ya. This thread brings me joy comrade. After all, tis the season. Hey, happy Hanukkah you Jew hating polish russian.
BTW... MERRY CHRISTMAS! May your holidays be merry and bright, and may the New Year bring you happiness, health, and prosperity!

Seriously, dood. It's one thing to be mad at someone but quite another thing to want to hurt them, or wish to see them get hurt. Chill, and imbibe some holiday joy.
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Originally posted by SIGNYM:
CAPN- Speaking of sanctimony ... actually, yes, I have.
My sanctimony is better than your sanctimony - it has actual value.

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Originally posted by SIGNYM:
And, yanno, I truly do wish you all happy holidays, whichever ones you celebrate. I wish ill fortune on none of you. We have major differences of opinion, and you've slagged me maliciously, but that doesn't mean I have to be a grinch.
And neither do you.
I wish the best for Jack - honest - and everyone else here. I tried to get Jack to pursue work as a handyman/fixer-upper - seems to have some skills in that area, but of course he wouldn't listen. I have sincerely asked you to lie less, but sometimes one has to settle for less. I still have hope for you both.
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May we all get exactly what we deserve in 2021.
What have you done today to earn your place in this crowded world? :)
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Originally posted by captaincrunch:Quote:
Originally posted by SIGNYM:
CAPN- Speaking of sanctimony ... actually, yes, I have.
My sanctimony is better than your sanctimony - it has actual value.
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Originally posted by SIGNYM:
And, yanno, I truly do wish you all happy holidays, whichever ones you celebrate. I wish ill fortune on none of you. We have major differences of opinion, and you've slagged me maliciously, but that doesn't mean I have to be a grinch.
And neither do you.
I wish the best for Jack - honest - and everyone else here. I tried to get Jack to pursue work as a handyman/fixer-upper - seems to have some skills in that area, but of course he wouldn't listen. I have sincerely asked you to lie less, but sometimes one has to settle for less. I still have hope for you both.
You have consistently "misquoted" me and mischaracterized my posts. Maybe my posts "trigger" you and your emotions shut down your comprehension, so my Xmas wish for you is that you stop lying or being triggered, whichever is the case, and have a more peaceful new year
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Not nearly as fancy as Signy's, but
Happy Holidays !!!
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Reckon the end of this week, beginning of next I will get my Christmas tree up.
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Reckon the end of this week, beginning of next I will get my Christmas tree up.
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/YAY !!!
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Originally posted by 1KIKI:Quote:
Originally posted by Brenda:
Reckon the end of this week, beginning of next I will get my Christmas tree up.
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/Yup, that will brighten me up and my place up.

YAY !!!
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Death to fascism.
Merry Christmas!
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Normally I would have a SMALL tree up by now, but it's been so busy, and I'm still managing my chronic pain. Soon, I hope!
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Originally posted by SIGNYM:
Normally I would have a SMALL tree up by now, but it's been so busy, and I'm still managing my chronic pain. Soon, I hope!
Talk about pain, thanks Trump for doing nothing.
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My propane tank for my flame thrower (weed torch) ran out, so I got a filled tank and small tree (about as tall as I am, "noble fir"). Hubby and daughter were invaluable setting it up and lugging in the groceries, so now I'm sitting with a small glass of brandy, sore from the hips down, planning to make chicken and dumplings for dinner.
You're welcome to come over for dinner, y'all!
That includes you too, THUGR! I make a mean chicken and dumplings! If you want a bowl of shredded chicken and vegetables in a home-made chicken broth, cream, and white wine- based soup with nice chewy dumplings on top, come on over!
I'm pretty proud of my chicken and dumplings. My next-best dish is Thai red curry with pork (or beef) stirfried with cilantro, basil, fish sauce and sugar.
I'm an international cook... Mexican, New Mexican, Italian, Chinese, Thai, Indian, southern, German, Swedish... My specialities! C'mon down!
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That sounds delicious!
I'm trying out a new recipe of fried "rice' made from well-toasted riced cauliflower, chicken, eggs, carrots and onions, plus green onions as a garnish and a splash of soy sauce. This is a first-timer, so I'm curious how it'll turn out. I've toasted riced cauliflower before, and no, it doesn't taste like rice, but it has a nice slightly-nutty slightly-cauliflower taste that I think will do OK in this dish. (But boy, when it's toasted it shrinks down to nothing !!)
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