"Russia" is OVER
POSTED BY: 6IXSTRINGJACK
UPDATED: Monday, March 2, 2026 19:20
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Quote:Too funny, SIX! Like Soph, but ... older!
Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:
I had a great idea for a video a while back when I had a tooth that I was eventually going to pull. The whole thing centered around me being able to successfully pull out the tooth with pliers (like I had done to a molar in the winter of 2017). Unfortunately, all I have now is a video where I try once, fail miserably, swear profusely at the top of my lungs and bang on the sink. Which was followed by 3 hours of misery and a very grateful and appreciative Jack going to the dentist for an emergency extraction (sadly, all off camera).
But, assuming I was able to do it right, here was the idea for my video debut...
I was going to have my brother filming me going to get my mail and being shocked that I have something sent directly from the desk of the President. I was going to do it all up and print it out on the photo copier I got from my parents when they moved and put a seal on it all and everything.
Inside, would be a letter from Trump thanking me for making America great again and to please find enclosed and make use of my White Male Privilege.
Digging again into the envelope, I would find a pair of pliers.
Then I'd splice in the video of me extracting the tooth.
After that, it's nighttime and I'm in my jammies and I'm all excited as I put my tooth under my pillow.
Then I'd wake up to that music you used to hear in all the old cartoons when somebody wakes up in the morning. I'd make a big show of stretching and suddenly remember the pillow once I've shaken the cobwebs out.
There I'd find my bright shiny quarter, hold it up to the sun coming in the window, all smiles as I gaze up at it like it was a priceless artifact, and then I'd thank Trump for making America great again and thanking the Lord for my White Male Privilege.
I'd get a million views, but it would be demonetized and I wouldn't make a cent. Then I'd have a group of Marcos' friends in black masks coming to my door and trying to burn my house down. Maybe CNN would doxx me and the head of Disney would say that I should be thrown in a wood chipper.
Fun times we live in.
Do Right, Be Right. :)
I love the idea. It would be great to see it done.
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Pity would be no more,
If we did not MAKE men poor - William Blake
You idiots have been oppressing the entire sexual spectrum as long as you have existed. I can't wait for the day your kind is dead - WISHIMAY
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Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:
Jo figured it out ladies.
Time to come clean.
Do Right, Be Right. :)
So of course I had to read JO's post and when I got to this
Quote:I nearly spit my coffee onto my keyboard and actually giggled out loud.
We no you arent titanicly stoopid, so the only explanation for wy you post all theze pro-Trump thredz iz that you are employeez uv Russian ajensyz running this operation. FSB, GRU, IRA, I dont know wich or how the system iz set up. - JO
Hate to say it SIX but JO has you beat for lulz.
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Pity would be no more,
If we did not MAKE men poor - William Blake
You idiots have been oppressing the entire sexual spectrum as long as you have existed. I can't wait for the day your kind is dead - WISHIMAY
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Originally posted by WISHIMAY:
I'd go with drooling idiot with an IQ of 12. I don't think he thought for a second that Russia would ACTUALLY help him cheat...
Incorrect. Even with hiz 12 IQ, it woud be impossible for him to not know. Read the Wikipedia paje! He wuz not just a passiv resipient uv their help, he actively partisipated.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Russian_interference_in_the_
2016_United_States_elections
No amount uv 'benefit uv a dowt' can make it go away.
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DUZ XaT SEM RiT TQ YQ? - Jubal Early
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I'm feeling a lot uv frustration from you 6 stroka. Bordering on despairation.
Are you being pressured by your bossez to work harder? Are there standardz or quotaz you arent reaching? Maybe its the stress uv overtime wering you down.
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DUZ XaT SEM RiT TQ YQ? - Jubal Early
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Quote:JO, I'm beginning to worry about you. If you stopped by the Garden and RAIN!!! thread once in a while ... it's just the doings of our various households for the day, or week ... you'd know that you're as wrong about SIX as you are about me.
Originally posted by JO753:
I'm feeling a lot uv frustration from you 6 stroka. Bordering on despairation.
Are you being pressured by your bossez to work harder? Are there standardz or quotaz you arent reaching? Maybe its the stress uv overtime wering you down.
Stop by, set a spell. Politics is not welcome in that thread but you are! We won't bite; I promise!
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Pity would be no more,
If we did not MAKE men poor - William Blake
You idiots have been oppressing the entire sexual spectrum as long as you have existed. I can't wait for the day your kind is dead - WISHIMAY
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Originally posted by SIGNYM:
Too funny, SIX! Like Soph, but ... older!
I love the idea. It would be great to see it done.
I still might do it. I've got a tooth in the front bottom that's ready (thankfully my bottom teeth aren't visible when I talk or smile. I'm going to be having all the top taken out and the remaining front 4 on the bottom early next year. Full denture on top, partial on the bottom. It will be easy to pull when I do it, and I'm not going to pay $100 for that one to be removed either. I'd like to hold on to it until the time comes to remove everything though.
Assuming I can keep it in there that long, I just might make the video assuming somebody didn't read it here and steals my idea, of course.
The impact won't be as much as pulling out a molar though. This damned thing would fall out like a baby tooth like the other one did while I was eating pizza. That molar would have been quite satisfying and a site to behold if I had been successful.
Do Right, Be Right. :)
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Originally posted by SIGNYM:Quote:JO, I'm beginning to worry about you. If you stopped by the Garden and RAIN!!! thread once in a while ... it's just the doings of our various households for the day, or week ... you'd know that you're as wrong about SIX as you are about me.
Originally posted by JO753:
I'm feeling a lot uv frustration from you 6 stroka. Bordering on despairation.
Are you being pressured by your bossez to work harder? Are there standardz or quotaz you arent reaching? Maybe its the stress uv overtime wering you down.
Stop by, set a spell. Politics is not welcome in that thread. We won't bite; I promise!
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Pity would be no more,
If we did not MAKE men poor - William Blake
You idiots have been oppressing the entire sexual spectrum as long as you have existed. I can't wait for the day your kind is dead - WISHIMAY
I'm fairly confident at this point that this is JO's sense of humor and he's practicing his parody skills for when he makes his fake right wing news.
Quite funny if that's true. Not so funny if he isn't trolling right now.
Do Right, Be Right. :)
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Originally posted by captaincrunch:
My only question is why Russia has become such a thing for 6. He’s constantly bringing it up. You don’t suppose he's joined the mailing list do you?
I honestly think he thinks Sig is just trying to be his friend and that she's being persecuted for her views so he's trying to show her he's sorta with her agenda.
There is definitely a pattern of him going with opposing views just because they are the opposing view because he thinks it makes him an intellectual rogue, when he really just can't tell for himself which side of an issue is the dumb one.
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Originally posted by JO753:
No amount uv 'benefit uv a dowt' can make it go away.
I dunno. I'm sure he literally has no clue that page exists and wouldn't have read it...The guy doesn't have a clue what country his father was born in, and thinks government secrets are just fun little chat tidbits to give opposing countries.
That's a whole new level of
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Originally posted by WISHIMAY:Quote:
Originally posted by captaincrunch:
My only question is why Russia has become such a thing for 6. He’s constantly bringing it up. You don’t suppose he's joined the mailing list do you?
I honestly think he thinks Sig is just trying to be his friend and that she's being persecuted for her views so he's trying to show her he's sorta with her agenda.
There is definitely a pattern of him going with opposing views just because they are the opposing view because he thinks it makes him an intellectual rogue, when he really just can't tell for himself which side of an issue is the dumb one.
Aside from the time when my brain took a hiatus while drinking, my mind hasn't changed on anything.
The 2000's saw the Republicans as the party of authoritarianism and destruction of Constitutional rights. In the 2010's, the Democratic party took up that job.
I find it hilarious that I have more in common with JSF and Auraptor these days than I do the Democrats. Democrats have gone completely off the reservation.
Do Right, Be Right. :)
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