The I'm am not going to be depressed about the delay club!
POSTED BY: ebonezer
UPDATED: Thursday, December 2, 2004 06:29
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Originally posted by shw:
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and yes, we need a warring faction. I propose a Pea shooter war w/ the 'fans when the show first aired' treehouse. Fecking eletists.
I have a flag. We can TOTALLY take over their treehouse.
lovingly,
shw
Well now wait one gorram second here. I STARTED this treehouse, and I'm IN the other treehouse.
So I guess that means we already took over their treehouse...or something. Aw who cares. I want war! Lets go beat up the damn eletists!
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shw wrote:
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...I have a flag...
Nice Eddie Izzard reference. I love that 'action transvestite'.
Also notice that I specifically said Boddington's is the best available in the U.S., and is only served in a can (with one of those little nitrogen thingys in the can for great pinpoint carbonation). Boddington's may be among the finest beers in Great Britain, too; but y'all have got so many great brews, it'd be hard to choose. I'd nominate Castlemaine '4-X' pints (an Australian beer) from the tap of your local. I usually chose a locally brewed bitter, during the 3 1/2 years I was lucky enough to be stationed there (stole one of y'all's women, too, my wife of 16 years, Kayley. Girls in the treehouse should start worrying; I'm pretty good at this raiding for breeding stock thing).
We're 'beer-impaired' here in the American colonies, and most of us don't even know it, having never been outside our borders. The majority of Americans have no idea what beer should be. Most Brits don't realize how cursed Americans are: They assume our beer is like beer everywhere else, rather than the 'gnat's piss plus alka seltzer' it actually is.
You lucky bastards...
Like my 'heaven' comment above, how can America be a Great Society with only cruelly manipulated and denatured beer? I'd like to see the laws restraining alcohol content in beer -- in place since the end of Prohibition -- fully repealed, so we too can have "our daily bread", as our benevolent and merciful Father intended. Where'd I put my 'Beer and Skittles Party' membership card? I'm spreading the revolution to these shores; God willing, we shall prevail!
Drily,
zoid
Sole Proprietor, Member and President of the Bottom of the Tree Club
(I had an election. It was a landslide.)
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"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity
(although apparently, through outdated legislation you can rob me and my countrymen of the simple, ancient pleasure of enjoying a real beer with one's fellows at a walking-distance neighborhood pub)
(...of course, we'd have to properly tie up our horses and check our holsters and six-shooters at the front door...)
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Nonsense! You don't want too much veil-coverage anyway.
Eat all you want, honey! Some guy further up the thread is about to carry you off to his underground hideaway, right?
Put on a few curves and make it challenging for him!
How you gonna "shake it" if you got nuthin to shake, Dance-alicious?
**Springing up and doing hootchy-kootchy gyrations while cradling large bowl of tiramisu and waving my big spoon in the air between mouthfuls of coffee/creamy/spongy tiramisu goodness**
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Guiness Extra Stout! Killian's Irish Red! Newcastle!
That and a local microbrew called Red Oak. Only beer I can drink are those four. A plague upon American Pisswater.
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TGJ wrote:
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...A plague upon American Pisswater.
How can a plague get a plague? A pox upon American Pisswater!
Microbiologically,
zoid
P.S.
Know why the stiff-collared, hell-and-damnation Puritans landed at Plymouth Rock, after they got shown the door in England? They ran out of 'beere' and had to stop and brew more! I sh*t you not. Remember, throughout most of human history drinking water was a risky business, unless it had a little alcohol (fermented, not distilled) in it to kill off resident pests... The further we advance, the more dehumanized we become.
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YuengLing is good, though not as good as a pint of Guiness though..........
"Your mouth is talking. Might wanna see to that"
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Ya all sound like me aunt. She only drinks 'designer' (sp?) beer. None of that cheep-o crap for her, or you apparently.
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Uh oh. I'm startin' to feel depressed about the delay! What do I do? Help!!
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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Well, Mal, don't get depressed - get PROACTIVE :)
(Or perhaps, eat chocolate and put the stereo on real, real loud).
Sami and I are already thinking about that April Starfury Convention at Heathrow...or maybe flying out for the GrandSlam Convention in Pasadena (which is, I believe, in March).
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