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The I'm am not going to be depressed about the delay club!

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SHW
Saturday, November 27, 2004 6:18 PM

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Originally posted by zoid:
ebo-the-girl wrote:
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..."I'm okay!", he says weakly from far below, as the other treehouse residents go about their business as if nothing untoward has occurred.


Booz-otically,

zoid


Shw the bartender, sensing company at the bar and hearing the *THUD* of Zoid greeting the dirt with his ass, immediatly swings to the rescue. Constructing a basket from twigs of nearby branches she scoops the unconcius (sp) Zoid into the basket and hauls him up. She places him into a chair and leaves a bottles of Jack Daniels by his side. Sitting in a corner she starts rolling herself a very large joint, pausing only to shout " Oi! Baker guy.. are you any good at cooking.. bread?"..

TBC

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Saturday, November 27, 2004 6:28 PM

nedward wrote, helpfully:

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I feel someone should let down their hair to help zoid climb aboard.

This is why there are so many drunks left in the gene pool, even in the face of natural selection: We bounce, unlike the 'straights', who don't know how to fall casually.

Actually, shw, I think I'll stay down here and form "The Bottom of the Tree Club", where the cooler of beer is located. If another angel falls from on high, I'll draft 'em a can of Boddington Pub Ale, the best beer available in the U.S., and we can make rude noises at the sobers above. What good's a treehouse if there's no neighborhood warring faction to throw apples at?

And if there's no beer, how can it be heaven?


Pseudo-Theologically,

zoid

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Saturday, November 27, 2004 7:06 PM

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Originally posted by zoid:
Actually, shw, I think I'll stay down here and form "The Bottom of the Tree Club", where the cooler of beer is located.

Sorry, zoid, didn't mean to part a man and his beer. Wonder how I made that mistake? Must be drunk or something.

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Saturday, November 27, 2004 7:24 PM


nedward:

No worries. And in sober moments, I'll come up topside, if for no other reason than to spirit away y'all's womenfolk. I've got my eye on a certain redhead, no, honey-blonde, I mean 'creme brulee', er, crystal brown-haired sheila to carry back down to my lair in the bowels of Mount Olympus, where I've got a rather nice smithy set up...

I'm sure she'll kick and scream enticingly, and generally raise quite a ruckus...


Mixed-Metaphorically,

zoid (a.k.a., Baron K. F. H. von Münchhausen)
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"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

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Saturday, November 27, 2004 7:32 PM

Then I'll have to use pocket lint, though the ratio won't be as high and the pulley not as stable.

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JRC
Saturday, November 27, 2004 7:35 PM

I'll be in charge of those who pass out after numerous drinks of who-knows-what-kind-of-special-potions. Ready...1.....2...........3.....................................zzzzZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Everyone dies alone.

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Saturday, November 27, 2004 8:29 PM

TGJ! (Mal-licious attempts to wipe the candy coating colors off of her palm) Whew! Thank goodness the M&Ms were not mandatory for your pulley system! I mean ARE not mandatory for it. That's what I meant. Of course, because I still have them. Right here, somewhere.

Oh, Ebo, I can't share because....ummmm....you would get fat. I'm just looking out for you, little one.

Zoid, I would soooo go willingly, but if you want me to do my Faye Wray imitation, no problem. (You did mean me, right?)

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Saturday, November 27, 2004 8:43 PM

Well, I, uh, see one of the M&M's, but I dare not disturb it from it's happy nest. Nyuk nyuk. (Oy too much time spent at Faire! Fear the cleavage jokes!)

But now that the busted ol' pool table is in the clubhouse, can I go back to quietly musing on the roof? Or do we need something else engineered on a whim from duct tape, a gallon of milk, three and a half goats, and a rubber ducky?

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Saturday, November 27, 2004 9:24 PM

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:

three and a half goats



Half a goat? Wouldn't that get a mite messy?



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Saturday, November 27, 2004 9:49 PM

yea!!! another clubhouse. I'll bring up some coloring books and crayons so we can make pretty firefly pictures. Oh, and I'll bring my yo-yo, and my six-shooter rubberband gun.


as to what I say...It's only the most shiny thing in the whole world. My favorite thing. The best show ever not seen by you. There's dvds. I can lend you the first one. Soon to be my most favorite movie, Serenity.

Did Sparky make it out of the clubhouse alive?

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