The broken heart of Badger's Hat... :(
POSTED BY: BadgersHat
UPDATED: Wednesday, November 24, 2004 06:02
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Jefe!
Don't utilize the harem! You don't know WHERE they've been!! Stick with me, I've had the companion academy check me over from top to bottom and stem to stern. Really!
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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Hey!!!!
The Harem has been with ME, silly! And I'm USDA, Government inspected A-OK!!!
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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."
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Dude, hush up, I'm trying to get me a date for Pete's sake! I'll lie if I gotta and you better too! Between you and Zoid, I ain't gonna get ANYWHERE. 
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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Well baby. . .
there's an OPENING in the Harem!!!!!
*laugh*
(I hope Jefe is laughing at us)
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Sorry! I cannot and will not be one of your jillions of females, Static. I am a one-on-one kind of girl. I need to be the one up on the pedestal, not the guy. That's just the kind of girl I am. And deservedly so, I might add. I can bake like nobody's business.
By the way, everytime I watch a Firefly ep with the subtitles on, I crack up whenever it says "Static, Beeping" or things of that nature. I just imagine you walking around (backwards, like a commercial vehicle, of course) going "Beep, beep, beep..." It maketh me to laugh.
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
'Sokay, hon. . .it turns out I made the offer in haste anyhoo.
The wife was quick to remind me that my harem is BIG ENOUGH already.
I WILL, however, consent to you being a random groupie . . .so you can CONTINUE to lust after me from a distance without committing yourself. *smile*
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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."
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Mmmm-a-licious:
Wow! That's the first picture I've ever seen of you. If you were President, you'd be 'Babe-raham Lincoln'!
I'm not apparently in any danger of losing my wife; but, I do have a really painful hangnail. Can I get a little sympathy, too?
The color in the picture is a little iffy. Are you a redhead? Know who else was a redhead? Lizzy Borden!
Ummm...
Now where'd I put those cuticle scissors...
Just-Jealously,
zoid
P.S.
Jefé: If I'm any judge of women, and I am, I'd say one date with Mal-licious will renew your lease of life. Damn! Suddenly, I'm envious of Nathan Fillion! Well, actually, given the female cast of Firefly, I've always been envious of Nathan Fillion... But, you get my meaning...
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Goodness, Mal..
Witty AND pretty, a fine combination.
Say, do you need your hammock pushed? A drink with one of those tiny umbrellas?
The Real Me
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Static,
Thank you SOOO much! I will do just that! Except, since I am apparently hotter than Abe Lincoln, perhaps YOU should be one of MY groupies?
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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Zoid,
My hair color is "Creme Brulee." I thought it was orange-y, but everyone at work said it was a honey-brown. You be the judge. In any case, it will be "Crystal Brown" this weekend! (Which is my natural color--I just like to go lighter in the summer months)
And thanks for the comparison to Abe Lincoln! I LOVE log cabins....
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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