The broken heart of Badger's Hat... :(
POSTED BY: BadgersHat
UPDATED: Wednesday, November 24, 2004 06:02
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YES, MISTRESS! I'll get right on that!
Oh, sorry, Badger's Hat, for hi-jacking your thread.
The Real Me
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Hat me man - seems like your gettin' it together. Press ahead - and remember: Fear is the Mind Killer and Panic is it's squatty evil minion.
And about Mal-icous ...
I am agast at the thought that her finely curved and sculpted calves escaped notice!
SHAME ON ALL YOU RED-BLOODED MALES and BIs!!!
A calf and leg that sweeps in wondrous arc that reminds one of classic Grecian beauty. A sculpted curve that draws the eye and causes the heart to begin to pound.
And no, I am not JUST a leg man -- it is form, balance and artistic style that matters.
I doff me pirate'n tricorne and bow deep at ya Malicious, me beauty!
"Remember, there is only ONE absolute - There ARE NO absolutes!!!"
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Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Jefe,
There are TONS of pictures of me from the PA Shindig. I couldn't keep the paparazi away from me! Check out the links in the "Link PA Shindig Photos Here" Thread. (I prefer you look at Slayer730's--hers make me look skinnier. Thanks.)
EDIT: Although this one by FirefloozySuzy is my fave:
I was doing my best Paris Hilton pose!
love,
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
Um, I happened to stumble on this post dear and I have to note that I, firefloozysuzie, am IN THIS PICTURE so, to be fair, we must credit Bonnet Bob with taking this most-excellent photo of us Trivia Bee lovelies. The only credit I deserve is for POSTING the pics
Hope your pal Jefe Hat is feeling better...
**quietly sneaking back to my usual stomping grounds**
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Capnrahn,
Dude, you would SO get laid for that post! This is now, officially, the best thread EVER.
Suze,
I'm sorry! I did not give BonnetBob props! Tell him it is a well taken photo-with all of us lovelies in it-and that I could get "some" because of it!! Give him proper thanks, if you know what I mean.
Hahahah, everyone. Just some humor. Let's not get our boxers in a twist.
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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TRM,
Jefe doesn't mind if I hijack his threads! I do it all the time.
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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CapnRahn:
Well, if we're gonna go there -- and 'lishus certainly seems amenable -- I'm unapologetically a breast man. My ancestors, the French, have a saying: "A woman without breasts is like a bed without pillows".
My favorite female on Firefly is YoSaffBridge, primarily for this reason; although you cannot overlook her mesmerizing mouth, either. Again, a French thing...
Mmmm-a-licious fits the bill, on all counts.
Specifically,
zoid
P.S.
I still insist that running my fingers through a woman's hair has a narcotic effect on me. Coupled with big dark eyes, a beautiful smile and laughter like music from heaven, I can forget all my troubles and bask in the warm glow of her presence. In case you hadn't guessed, I've just described my wife, Kayley. I am truly the luckiest man who ever lived.
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Mal-licious,
I'll make sure Bonnet Bob is, er, suitably rewarded. Mind if I tell him that "this one" was YOUR idea?
By the way, what's this rumor about your birthday?
And this other rumor about guys panting over your shapely calves? Man, next time I hit a convention,
I surely want to be in YOUR entourage, because you
do seem to attract some favorable attention. ;-)
Suze
Co-Holder of Purple Bell
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Suze,
It's news to me! I'm just a plain, average, ordinary looking female. These guys are just hard-up, methinks. But keep that just between us, ok?
And hell yes, tell Bob it was my idea! I need all the good karma I can get!
Also, yes today was Birthday. November is Birth Month and the 18th was Birthday Eve. It's an event around these parts. Half Birthday is May 19th, by the way. Only 180 more shopping days!
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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Zoid, hon, I will PAY to have you (or anyone for that matter) run some fingers through my hair. I LOVE that. I litterally purr and go all melt-y.
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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If you really love her fight for her...
surprise her hire a band to sing love songs in front of her house in the middle of the night.. with you seranading or something like that send her a one single flower a day for a month at her job....write her poems ..don't be afraid to make a fool of yourself
women love a men who are brave enough to make a fool of themselves for love..
at least if nothing else you can say you gave it your all that way you won't have any regretts ..the opposite might happen she maybe the one that has regretts if it doesn't work out!!
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