Heisenberg, Schrödinger and Ohm ...

POSTED BY: 1kiki
UPDATED: Saturday, July 9, 2016 09:03
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1KIKI

Wednesday, July 6, 2016 1:25 PM

... are in a car and they get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies. The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?" "We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrödinger.

The cop moves to arrest them.

Ohm resists.

MUTT999

Wednesday, July 6, 2016 7:38 PM

REAVERFAN

Wednesday, July 6, 2016 10:52 PM

Good one!

SIGNYM

Thursday, July 7, 2016 3:51 PM

OH THAT'S

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I think it's time you disabused yourself of that pleasant little fairy tale about our fearless leaders being some sort of surrogate daddy or mommy, laying awake at night thinking about how to protect the kids. HA! In reality, they're thinking about who to sell them to so that can get a few more shekels in their pockets.

1KIKI

Saturday, July 9, 2016 9:03 AM

Btw all, I can't take credit. But one of the many nerds I work with brought it in, to be appreciated by all the others nerd, which *I* certainly did! So I brought it here, to share with fff's!

Let me just point out that the author left out vital relevant facts in the opinion piece. Doing that is known as cherry-picking. And whether you do that in the news, in discussion, in debate or in opinion, when you distort the facts, you've changed the nature of your communication into propaganda. But WE don't have any of THAT in the US, do we?!