Author’s Note: Hi guys. Sorry I haven’t updated. There are so many excuses I could hand you, the main one being I got writers block with the damn thing. But with writer’s block came another brilliant idea.

Don’t get me wrong, the other story will and has to be continued, this is more of a funny side project to get me out of the angst blues, and it’s more for an acquired taste. I can see a lot of people loving it and a lot of people hating it, and that’s fine with me. I’m just writing it for fun.

There’s going to be eight chapters. Each chapter no longer then eight pages, so it’ll go along pretty quickly. The plot is in stone and everything set up, so this sucker should be finished rather quickly.

Also this is based off of the book Alice’s Adventure in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll. Not the Disney movie or something else. He has to be my favorite author (I'm a little obsessed with this book) and I tried to write true to the book. Making the characters as much like the book's characters as possible.

So for those of you who like it, like it and for those of you who hate it, hate it. Either way tell me what your think. You'll also receive bonus love from me if you can guess which character is which (just 'cause I like games.

I bring you the crew of Serenity in Wonderland!

Disclaimer: I don’t own Firefly/Serenity or Alice in Wonderland. I just like to take things that aren’t mine and wreck them. Ask my sister.

Feed Your Head

Chapter 1

Through the Common Room Door

“Wu de tyen ah Kaylee,” Mal yelled angrily from the doorway of the engine room. When he saw her push herself out from underneath the rotating engine his eyes grew wide, “Don’t tell me that luh-suh piece ain’t been fixed up yet.”

“It ain’t exactly that easy Captain,” Kaylee enlightened while rubbing her grease stained hands onto the thighs of her coveralls, while giving him full, apologetic eyes. He gave her a skeptical glance so she continued, “I mean it ain’t a main important part of the ship, so yo